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[viscera-doodles]

HUEVEMBER 19: Dodger Blue (3/30)

[newworldwarbler]

[iphis26]

Skulduggery Pleasant AU: Valkyrie is persuaded by kenspeckle to leave skukduggery and work with the irish sanctuary in a different capacity/deal with the magic/mortal-life divide differently.

[This ask is a prompt for this headcanons post]

First of all, let’s take a moment to appreciate this tag courtesy of the AO3 Tag Generator:

[image reads: “sappy scientific femslash”]

Surprising absolutely no-one, I am 100% here for Valkyrie and Clarabelle as magiscience wives. Lab partners, even. 

Like, sure, Kenspeckle could get Val to do something that isn’t either Skeleton Detective Assisting or Sanctuary Scientisting, but also. Clarabelle is right there y’all. And Val likes coats.

Ghastly would be delighted! He would make the best labcoats!

Now for the plot nonsense. Handwavey I-haven’t-read-these-books-in-many-years ye-gods-there’s-some-kind-of-second-series-I-haven’t-touched-isn’t-there? time, but I’d imagine some kind of complicated Darquesse related fuckery goes down anyway, because look at China. Being a librarian has not stopped her from being very much involved in drama!! I see no reason for Val to be any different.

I just typed “does valkyrie cain like math” into google and one of the suggestions along the way was “does valkyrie cain have a girlfriend”. oh my god !!! oh my god !!!!!

But anyway! I cannot remember if she likes math! I think the reflection likes at least one of the STEM things in school though. A Valkyrie+Stephanie teamup sounds like a good time.

Also, Valkyrie gets a dog at the end of the series right? She should still get a dog. The dog should have its own set of lab gear. 

Like, the goggles and the boots and the coat. Ghastly should be the one making the dog’s clothes. Ghastly should be chasing this dog around the shop with a teacup. 

Yes.

[bunnyusami]

Thinkin about these boys

[drummingz]

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!!!!

GUESS WHO GOT A FUCKING CAR 4 CHRISTMAS

[snnoh]

Reminder that if you draw or reblog nsfw Buddy art you’re a literal piece of shit :)

[wckrs]

i dont know ??? why i think i can have ONE fucking day without my parents yelling at me ????? honestly ive given up all hope in gettig along w them bcos theyre never gonn change from the shitty, homophobic, transphobic abusive ppl they are

ill be glad when i move away.

[viscera-doodles]

I think I finally figured out how to draw his hair?!?!