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Iso's OC blog! I RT a lot of stuff I relate to my OCs here. I'll post art, memes, or writing of my own sometimes, too! But usually I just RT stuff. Currently going through a huuuuge backlog of drafts, so if I RT'd something from you from like over 5 years ago, that's why! Main: isoprene-daydreams Toyhouse: Isoprene

[babybasher]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

indeed.com jobs for girls who have a personality people either adore or despise

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

one million dollar pay

[ilynpilled]

i love characters who do the “i worship the myth i make of you” and in turn dehumanize and get wrong the object of their devotion and love. yes project a thing that does not exist onto a pedestal and kneel at it like it is your altar. this will surely not blow up in both of your faces eventually

[undeadwives]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I tried distracting a vampire by throwing rice at him, but I only had two grains with me so it didn't work. He counted them instantly. Then he asked me what I was even doing with exactly two grains of rice, and I explained how a bowl of rice tastes better if you spread it out over an entire day. I asked him if he was gonna suck my blood but he said no, he just had a lot more questions about the rice thing.

[evilwizard]

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

[darkhexqc]

The Red ones are mine try not to get tangled please

[evilwizard]

i thought we scheduled around this

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

i know its last second but is it ok if i send green lightening arching into the heavens while all this is going on?

[evilwizard]

for fuck’s sake guys

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[depsidase]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Duo Tang Folder of Infinite Spaghetti

[dajo42]

i like to think that if i was faced with horror beyond my comprehension id just be like well not my problem. thats for some fourth dimensional being. i have regular shit to deal with

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

Look what I just found taped to the inside of the bathroom door at work

[trowelsandteacups]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[steelart]

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

[gobusto]

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

[steelart]

yes god finally one of you gets it

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.