#killer moth dc

[questionquery]

riddler what should I do if my best friend tricks me into marrying a lamp and I can't get a divorce because the lamp can't sign divorce papers

btw this totally isn't killer moth trust me

...Drury.

First, please cease referring to inanimate objects as your spouse. That marriage is void, not legally binding. And stop roping me into your increasingly absurd domestic crises.

[chaotic-toby]

I have plans to write a fic about Killer Moth and Firefly, but I was wondering if I should give Killer Moth actual moth wings and not just his fake ones. I'm torn between the two

[head-empty404]

i just think he's neat

[crownerd2]

Someone understand my vision

[crow-nerd]

I don't care who you are, we all at some point have to admit that Killer Moth has really nice thighs.

[questionquery]

with the information that you don't like being called Eddie, I will now be exclusively calling you Eddie to get back at you for calling me delusional. Eddie.

Drury, I truly, deeply, could care less what you call me.

You could hijack every news station in Gotham, parade around in your ridiculous costume claiming you’ve “won,” and I still wouldn’t care. You're background noise. A moth circling a lightbulb, mistaking it for the sun.

Call me “Eddie” all you want— it doesn’t make you clever, it makes you petty. You're insignificant. Buzz off.

[questionquery]

i noticed that you were getting annoyed by Killer Moth calling you Eddie so I'm gonna go hunt down moths and kidnap them so he can't befriend them (I would kill them but I'm not THAT heartless)

While I'm… ‘grateful’ for your reasoning, your… methods could use a little work.

[questionquery]

hey, at least people are suggesting that you're with Scarecrow. It could be worse. Like ..uh...they could be saying you're with Killer Moth! Yeah! That would be worse!

Anyway did you bang Killer Moth

You disgust me. Is this what passes for humor now? Conflating me, a man of intellect, taste- with that knockoff?

I shouldn't bother dignifying the question with a response, but for the sake of clarity, no. I did not “bang” Killer Moth. I don't even enjoy being in the same room as him, thank you.