the bitch once again with the green hair

[bxbyghxst-deactivated20230120]

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[akashicrecord]

[tealsather]

A very useful tool

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[kingsupermepat-deactivated20220]

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

[millenianthemums]

many people will tell you that taking testosterone will turn you into a scary horny fat hairy wolfman. what they don’t tell you is that being a scary horny fat hairy wolfman fucking whips ass and you’ll love it

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[hoenngarbage]

My doctor wants this piss, but why in a cup??!

So he can drink it baby <3

[unawakening-float07]

me if i were a doctor

[beysexuality]

That’s how doctors checked for diabetes pre the 1900’s. I learned this because I drank a friends piss and it tasted sweet and I jokingly said he’s probably diabetic but then turns out he was. And then I looked it up. Piss :)

[gaypiscesbaby]

[drchucktingle]

i am often asked 'chuck how did you write POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY HUGO AWARD LOSS so quickly?' after ten years i am finally ready to reveal the secret of my speed: you write both

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.

[ax-ky]

[theabigailthorn]

shit i forgor where I park my caARRARAARRRRARARCARACARCACRACRCRARARRRCARRRCARCARCRACRCRCAAARR

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[keeganditty]

I'm rewatching Bernadette's 1890s pinstripe jacket video and God Everytime she says anything about tailoring I just wanna scream. She speaks with authority but very much does not know what she's talking about. She uses hair cloth for everything and seemingly doesn't know it's a good 40 years too early.

That's the big thing for me. She speaks with such authority like she's done the research yet gets easily available knowledge wrong. And she's always going on about how she tries to be as close as is practical to historical practice but is using a modern hymo meant to replace all the layering an actual 1890s tailor would have done.

And I know she doesn't know because she keeps calling it horsehair canvas, which it assuredly is not. One because of the width she's using and the lack of stabby hairs, but also because she links to it and it's a goat hair canvas. That's not horsehair that is something very specific that is used in a very specific place. You do not use horsehair for your entire front canvas.

Nor do you interline the entirety of a jacket with it or any canvas like she does in this video. Utterly baffling

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[keeganditty]

More tips!

Do not scrub your dishes before hand! If it doesn't come off by smacking it with your hand into the trash, leave it for the dishwasher. If you scrub you may as well get soap and do it by hand. Both because you're wasting your time, but getting the "easy" stuff off and only leaving the hard stuff means your dishwasher won't run long enough. Modern dishwashers(not mine cause it's old) have a turbidity sensor. It's like a bottom, it runs until it's clear. But if you get all the easy stuff, it'll take longer for the water to become cloudy, causing the turbidity sensor to think it's done.

Clean your filter

Rinse aid!

Don't use pods you fucking idiot. Put liquid or powder soap in the dispenser, shut it, and then add more in the prewash section(or the basin if there isn't one). That's how dishwashers are designed to work, and it's better for the environment

[genderkoolaid]

its crazy that megan thee stallion is not considered a queer artist by some people. the woman is not shy about the fact that she finds women attractive and likes having sex with them. she references it pretty frequently in her music, she made a whole song about enjoying having threesomes with a woman and a man, she made a Jennifer's Body-themed music video, she had Victoria Monét full riding her thigh on stage at a coachella, and there's literally a video of a lesbian interviewing glorilla at a party & asking who she would date if she was queer and her immediate response is "megan. megan like girls!" and then megan turns around and immediately starts flirting with the interviewer. i don't know what more you want. that woman is Bi Sexual and we should all be thankful every day for that. bi women are still bi when they wanna fuck men too you know. the fucking of men is also done bisexually.

[genderkoolaid]

someone PLEASE call the gay people police !!!!!!! a queer woman of color is talking about being horny for women guys please we NEED to stop this quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[genderkoolaid]

does a bi woman sexualizing women in her music & wanting an FMF threesome make her a gay icon

yes

veritably

indubitably

its a requirement actually

Voting ended onJul 23

[genderkoolaid]

really good tags so far. also. just have to make this point:

meg's music in general is frequently very horny. when she includes her attraction to women in her music its sexual because when she includes her attraction to men in her music its sexual. she's a sexually explicit artist. you know. "your honor i'm a freak bitch handcuffs leashes" "hoes tryna get picked, i'm just tryna get dick" "mandatory that i get the head but no guarantees on the penetration" literally references pimping out men in her music all the time 1/2 of Wet Ass Pussy herself.

she very much depicts herself as a sexual subject and sexual actor in her music, someone who desires and chooses to act upon those desires with confidence and skill. and given how much intense misogynoiristic hate she gets from cishet men i think it should be very very obvious she's not faking being into women to get cis male approval!

so to assume that her talking about being sexually attracted to women and faking wanting a threesome with a man and a woman and faking having had and planning to continue having sex with women is her performing fake bisexuality to pander to straight men is laughable. and also disgustingly biphobic and racist. as with the original post, its very much an intersection of biphobia and anti-Blackness; there is no way for her to be a "good queer icon" to such people as shown above. this whole post could apply to Cardi B or any number of Black mspec artists, or just queer Black artists in general.