#kings wit

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Elhokar: It says here on your resume that you’re very creative?

Wit: Yes, Your Majesty.

Elhokar: And what exactly is it you create?

Wit: Problems.

[madxmellon]

Please tell me no one has done this yet

I feel like I could also make this for MeLaan/Wayne, Raboniel/Navani... the list goes on. Lemme know who I should do next.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Wit: I won't ever forget the first time we met, Meridas, but I'll keep trying.

Amaram: Say what you want, Wit. While sticks and stones may break my bones, words will never hurt me.

Jasnah, brandishing a dictionary: Say that again

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Wit: I'm not so good at giving advice, may I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Wit: Adolin, may I bother you for a moment?

Adolin: Yeah, sure. What’s up?

Wit: Oh, nothing. I simply wanted to bother you.

[cosmere-cosmeme]

okay but i love hoid

but like, WoK had me like ‘ehh..’ about him but i loved his jokes and all that. WoR gave us more hoid and thats when i really really started loving him as a character, and after oathbringer, i love him so much. He and Kelsier are my fave book characters of all time. hoid is quite kind (to shallan some) despite his rudeness to most, and he's hilarious, and also a knowledgeable character and great story teller. 

[spen-still-spinning]

"A wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure"

Okay but is Hoid Elhokar's penis or not?