Apr 14
I really love the moment in Way of Kings where Hoid decides to vibe check Dalinar's cosmere awareness by namedropping Adonalsium with 0 context.
"Hey do do you know the true name of God? No? That's a shame, forget I said anything."
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I really love the moment in Way of Kings where Hoid decides to vibe check Dalinar's cosmere awareness by namedropping Adonalsium with 0 context.
"Hey do do you know the true name of God? No? That's a shame, forget I said anything."
Hoid
Yeah? MY OC is so old he was a conspirator in the Shattering. He was soo cool they offered him a Shard and he refused.
Oh right, he can use every magic system in the Cosmere, and he plays the flute, and he is an expert musician.
You know who was the first person he hit? Kelsier. Yeah, my guy is so good he punched Kelsier and dates Jasnah. He's soo cool he can do that yeah?
Did I forget to mention? He can travel to the Realm of Dragons despite not being one. And he's, like, totally cool with the Wind.
"The Traveler" who the hell is that?
Oh. My. God. No...
It's Cephandrius bitchass Maxtori.
i feel like hoid would be chronically on tumblr
Someone after Hoid does something insane: Huh...? Who is that guy? No, WHAT is he?
Everyone else: You have no idea
HOID'S REAL NAME IS- *gets stabbed 23 times*
when the balls fall
