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[snarkymonkeyprime]

"things you said that I wish you hadn't" I DEMAND JAC AND KAI SHENANIGANS

Kai had grown mildly used to Jac’s presence.  The way one does with an ingrown pinky toenail.  

Head in hand, scribbling an expense report, he jumped when a gun landed in the middle of his paperwork.  Like a spastic squirrel, he scurried back, head snapping up to glare.

Jac grinned and tugged off his gloves with his teeth.  “You’re working late.”

“And you’re not working late enough,” Kai grumbled.  He nudged the gun with his pencil.  “Are you even able to wake up without a gun in your hand?”  He tensed when Jac picked it up.  His heartbeat trebled when the nose of it swung level with his own.

“Power,” he purred.  “I hold lives in my hand when I aim this.”  Jac leaned on the desk Kai had been using, lifting the gun but keeping it level with Kai’s chest.  “I can let you suffer, or --” it swung upward, aiming at Kai’s forehead, “-- give you peace.  Rather heady when you think about it.”  He straightened with a smirk as he tucked the gun away in his shoulder holster.

Kai pulled a face.  “You know, most people just jerk off.”

Jac grinned.  “That’s why I have two hands.”

Kai blinked and then gagged.  “Oh, god; you’re disgusting.”   He buried his head on his desk.  “Ugh, the mental image alone!”

The assassin slid his leather jacket back on.  “Let me know when you’d like a . . . personal lesson, Kai.”

He threw his pencil at the man and scowled when he caught it, snapping it with one hand.  

“Careful with your toys, Kai,” Jac mused, tossing the two halves on the desk.  

Kai continued scowling and waited until the office door shut before he gave a full-body shudder, sticking out his tongue in the process.  “Ugh, I feel dirty.”  He shivered again.  “God, it’s like walking in on your grandparents.”

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That is just... wow.

‘Wow’ is kind of my general reaction to it tbh. I had like .005 seconds of ‘oh god someone hates my stuff!!!’ but it was quickly swallowed up by my spite instinct, so it’s actually kinda nice to know that’s my general reaction when faced with this kind of stuff! 

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Aww I don’t deserve you guys

thank you so much

I may be tearing <3

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For the character thing, about Kai: #17, 20, 29, & 56

*cracks knuckles*  Of course you pick questions where I’ve not really pondered much on this dumbass.  :P

17:  Does your character have any irrational fears?

Not really.  Like I point out in #56, he doesn’t dwell on things or freak out but for a few minutes.  He doesn’t have things that keep him up nights because he more or less just deals with shit as it comes.  Doesn’t mean he doesn’t have issues (absorbing Chaos does fuck with his head a bit) but he doesn’t have anything that actively terrifies him.

20:  What is the most surprising thing about your character?

To me?  Hmm.  Probably that while he’s very TIRED he doesn’t give up.  He’s 100% the person that goes, “FINE, I’LL DO IT.”  Often resulting in the antagonist (which includes Xerynn) underestimating him and being thrown completely.  Which is why he ends up kicking Adam in the nuts in the climactic scene.

29:  What would be your character’s favorite food?

When he’s sick, it’s macaroni and cheese with hot dog.  Something his grandfather made him growing up.  Day to day?  Hmm.  Yeah, not sure that I’ve really considered that one.  When Dek moves in, he becomes his live-in chef so he ends up eating a LOT of different things.  Unfortunately.

56:  What’s one of your character’s quirks?

He’s genuine.  Like, he takes all things at face value which is why he’s able to transition to his new life much easier than his predecessor did.  It’s not really a quirk, I guess, but it often leads to outside characters wondering what the fuck he’s doing and he’s just happily sucking up Chaos, minding his own.  He doesn’t dwell on things long.  He hears it, absorbs it, freaks out for about fifteen minutes, moves on.  Even Xerynn finds that admirable.  Well, admirable is a bit strong but basically, it’s one of the pluses of having Kai as a Servitor.

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You are the soft/loyal and little sleepy cause you are SHORT AND SMUG :D :D :D

Although, fuck you for the short jab.

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AGAINST THE WALL