#kiwibirbkat

[trafficandhcwhumpheadcanons]

Welsknight has gotten heatstroke SO MANY TIMES because he refuses to take off his armor

He'll be in 100 degree weather and in a whole ass suit of armor just doing manual labor. It is a regular occurrence to see him passed out and have to rush him somewhere COLDER and treat him

Multiple people have offered to build him an insulation system or something but he insists he's fine

Spellcasters have tried to cast cooling but he insists that's MUCH to whimsical

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[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

Etho formed from the shadows

They cling to his feet and he can merge into them

Whenever he gets hurt, he doesn't bleed, instead shadows rush to the wound until it's healed

It seems creepy but it's actually just the shadows being caring parents

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[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

Beef is a muskox hybrid

He's really embarrassed about the fact that he doesn't even have beef so he tells everyone he's a bull

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[wren-writes-things]

I would tie you up and drop you into a river

Or drop an anvil on you

You know what, I appreciate the cartoony antics of this. Like it would be memorable.

Though you definitely wouldn’t need to tie me up for me to drown, I cannot even kind of swim. I’ve nearly drowned twice in my life in fact!

[wren-writes-things]

🪻

You’re also so cool! I’m glad to have you here.

[wren-writes-things]

You are blueee

More stargazing with my mutuals! I cannot wait!

[ash-inabucket]

How was your first time on the bus

stressful but also chill

i just listened to music until my phone reminded me i gotta get off

[ash-inabucket]

I think that you are like the best person I know and that not enough people in your life acknowledge it

what

waugh bro you cant say things like that i cant handle it

fuck man, thanks