May 1, 2024
:))
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Indonesia
seen from Russia
:))
*Slaps my knee.* Oh-ho-ho my buddy you always have the most hilarious jokes!!! This is why you always fit the lime to go to my hootnannies!! oh-ho-ho-ho-ho you are so giddy and gay and whimsical isn't that right CHUM? *Visible laughter.* You have always been my pal since I can remember! How about have our next meeting over brunch this Sunday! Ahahaha you bring the All fruit, and I'll bring the earl grey! Farewell, friend.
I’m saving up to make a 3x3 of a 3x3 and destroy the retinas of everyone unfortunate enough to follow me
This is an inappropriate moment to be smiling, I feel like.
But Penny is so fucking done with this shit.
And they keep flashing back to my Newly Minted OT3.
I am delighted by the entire beginning of this episode
'1989' Album Credits (x)
things u should never answer on SATs or GCSEs
Section: Life, pg. L03
We're fairly certain these questions and answers supposedly given to and by 16-year-olds are a hoax, since we found them variously sourced to SAT results in Arkansas as well as Alabama and GCSEs taken by fifth form students in both Britain and Australia.
Nevertheless, some of the responses are just clueless enough to have come from actual teens we know and love.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What causes the tides in the ocean?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow toward the moon because there is no water on the moon and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q. Give the meaning of the term "caesarian section."
A. The caesarian section is a district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor..
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
Copyright (c) 2010 Toronto Star, All Rights Reserved.
Source: Toronto Star (Canada), May 08, 2004
I can't.