#kumite

[grimgroaningghost]

ok wait Bat Child has to be a Gangrel, right? with the animal-like stuff and the connection with her kumite master, Bigfoot?

[nivialku7]

As someone who fell into a martial arts rabbit hole right before City Council of darkness started I have no end to my suffering every time someone talks about learning “the art of kumite”

I know it’s a joke, it’s a funny one at that, but for the love of Frank Dux, the Dim Mak was right there! The one punch kill has a long and cherish history of frauds! The kumite was a made up event created by Frank Dux alongside a million other lies except that one made blood sport, Mortal Kombat, MMA and Baki happen!

It’s like if someone in a show about baseball was a master of “the art of World Series” and it brings me unlimited suffering

[librarianof-flawedparts]

[poteatthegeek]

next dropout merch: a shirt that just states:

bigfoot is real and he invented kumite

[8ballandfiends]

[gentlemensarts]

[tonygregori]

Stone Pitbull Tomohiro Ishii vs Speedball Mike Bailey @ the Kumite commission

[bluehour98]

“Vuoi qualcuno che ti ami o che lenisca l'insicurezza?”