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late thirties foolish hag. | "I'm just another corpse in training." - Candi Carpenter

[grimgroaningghost]

T'Pol F. Tompkins time

T'Pol F. Tompkins time

T'Pol F. Tompkins time

so make your peace with Gooooooooood

[kosmogrl]

learning not to return to places where I miss the past but see no future

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[makaeru]

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[noknowshame]

[charlesoberonn]

Reverse Piano Man

[kosmogrl]

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[internetslug]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[argumate]

fuck!

[liarsblade]

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

[liarsblade]

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

[prometheist]

love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual

[targetedknowledge]

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

[neilcicierega]

Never forget how Disney ruined Doug by slapping on a bunch of arbitrary bullshit changes:

• The Beets broke up • Honker Burger closed • Roger got rich • Connie got a more “normal” body type • Doug became Porkchop’s pet • Skeeter’s safeword changed from “honk honk” to “eebeedeebee” • The town was named Doug • “Patti Mayonnaise Memorial Swimming Pool” WTF! • Mayor White became part of Doug’s circle of friends • Sex moans in the theme song • Everyone could see Doug’s imagination sequences happen in reality • 9/11 predictions got a lot less subtle • Mr. Dink calmed down • Judy Funnie became a baby • Mr. Bone lived in Doug’s walls • Doug’s voice actor was replaced by Sir Michael Caine • Every episode was 4 hours long • Every character was nude with grotesquely long, muscular torsos • Roger always dropped a gun on the floor in every scene • Doug turned twelve  • Every episode ended with Doug’s parents dying

[durbikins]

[teathattast]

[catchymemes]

everyone: happy pride month 🌈

my brain at 12:00 am on june 1st: