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Found this spell in a a magazine while in Texas visiting family.

I couldn't find everything and needed a smidge of help from Google translate but here's my modified "Find a job" spell to "Please Lord help me find a job and/or money to provide for my family and may be a little extra so we can help our community" spell

If y'all wanted deets, I can post it for y'all.

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Tex-Mex Enchilada Sauce Recipe

Ingredients

1/4 cup vegetable oil

1/4 cup flour

1/2 tdp pepper

1 tsp salt

1 1/2 tsp garlic powder

2 tsp cumino

1/2 tsp oregano

2 Tbs chili powder

2-4 cups of chicken broth

Combine seasoning and lightly toast over medium heat in skillet. Add vegetable oil and flour to make a roux with the seasonings. Slowly pour chicken broth over the mixture. Start with two cups. Whisk to combine. Once mixed thoroughly, remove from heat.

Sometimes, the sauce thickens up too much so I add more broth.

To make enchiladas:

Lightly fry corn tortillas in oil. Place on paper towels to drain and sprinkle with salt. Fill with desired ingredients. My favorite are chicken and cheese. Preferably a mixture of cheddar, pepperjack and queso fresco 😋

Pro tip, mix your fillings in a bowl with a smidge of the sauce so you get a bit of everything in each bite. Then fill and roll your tortillas and place in a casserole dish. Top with remaining sauce and sprinkle more cheese. Cover and bake until gooey.

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Happy Bread

Ever get so high that you decide to make bread, eat some, and then get high again and hug the bread and kiss it like a newborn baby.

Well if you would like to try this bread, I have the recipe

DOUGH:

1 cup milk at 110ºF

2 TBsp sugar

1 TBsp maple syrup

2-1/4 tps Instant Rise Yeast

6 TBsp melted unsalted butter

2  Eggs

3-1/2 cups all-purpose flour and some for dusting

1 teaspoon salt

1/4 cup each of golden raisins and craisins

FOR THE FILLING:

1/3 cup brown sugar

2 TBsp ground cinnamon

2 TBsp melted butter

1 TBsp of orange zest

1 good squeeze from an orange

Mix sugar and maple syrup in a small bowl while you heat the milk to 110ºF. Combine milk and yeast in bowl and wait 10 minutes while it rises.

In a large bowl, whisk eggs and butter together and add the yeast mix. Combine the salt and flour in the egg/yeast mixture and knead for 5 minutes. Dough should be slightly sticky but should not stick to your surface. Add more flour if it does. Mix in (c)raisins. Place in bowl and cover with plastic wrap to let rise for about an hour or until doubled. Smoke bowl in that time or whatever.

Lightly flour the surface, roll out until it’s twice as long as your bread pan. Make filling by combining all the ingredients. Spread filling evenly and roll into a log. Place in loaf pan seam side down. Let sit for another half hour or so.

Pre-heat the oven to 375ºF , place loaf pan in center of oven and cook for about 45 minutes or until center registers 190ºF-200ºF. Slice once the bread is cooled, then proceed to hug it.

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Green tomatillo salsa recipe

Makes 6 cups

12 Tomatillos

4 Avocados

3 Serrano Chilis

1/4 Cup chopped cilantro

2 Cups sour cream (Mexican style preferred)

Juice of 1 lime

1 Clove of garlic

Salt to taste

Clean and wash veggies and herbs. PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON GLOVES WHEN HANDLING THE CHILLIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Slice the Tomatillos and Serrano Chili's in half, removing seeds from peppers. Broil them on high until you start to notice a slight char. Remove them from oven and place in pot with enough water to cover. Cook until fork tender. Drain veggies and add them the blender with the rest of the ingredients. Blend until smooth.

I like to top with a squeeze more of lime and sprinkle of salt.

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New sigil I made for my work binder.

It means I am an aide to my community

Which I thought was appropriate as I work in the non-profit sector and serve the community <3

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Been watching a lot of Bong Appetite lately and decided to gather my scraps and infuse some homemade cheese. Will post recipe tomorrow. I just spent most of the night making it. It's pretty good 😋😋😋

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FAQ

It’s about time I work on this as I tend to have some FAQ now.

What kind of witch are you?

I focus on Brujeria, which is folk magic that is a mix of Mexican Native beliefs animism and Catholicism, it can be really personal and varies from family to family sometimes, so there is no ONE specific way to do it.

Specifically I've been getting into Gnosticism lately and looking a lot more into Aztec spirituality and deities. Jesus seems like a cool guy, I just haven't found a church I like yet unfortunately.

Aren't you married to a cis guy and have a kid with him? How can you be Bi/Ace?

It's 2024. That's really none of your business, but the long and short of it is. I don’t really understand sexual attraction or desire bc I have never had a libido. This likely has to do with poor interoception bc of my autism. That's basically what my Ace identity comes down to. And well, I am the kind of person who is very "don't knock it till you try it" and have always been open to the idea of dating anyone of any gender tbh. I just happened to marry a cis dude before I got around to asking any girls or theys out or them asking me out 😅

What is your ethnicity?

Mexican-American. My family is Native Mexican (mostly unknown Mexican tribes due to detribalization) from the Tampico region, the Rio Grande Valley and Houston.

How can you be Christian AND a witch? Like this?

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