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haven’t posted my green goop in a while

“detected mutations: deletion of [entire genome]” is quite possibly the funniest way a genome assembler could respond to you not loading in enough DNA sequence data

#like. instead of going hey you didn’t load in enough to assemble relative to the reference genome #it just ran really fast and was like. yeah. dna test came back negative #and I was like ??????#fortuneately it did also generate a summary file and I was like ohhhhhhhh okay I have like. 1% of the reads I need to do this #i think I just didn’t properly download the full files (or the hosting site my coworker used to send them to me didn’t load the full files)#they did download suspiciously fast for read data but it was 1am so I was like. w/e #which is also why I didn’t check the file sizes #to be fair I DID open the fastqs as txt files to check that they looked okay I just didn’t check the length #oh well. easy enough fix assuming the actual files are hosted otherwise I’m just gonna ask my coworker to bring them in on a thumb drive #but yeah it was really funny #I was like dang the assembly was really fast but it was also the first time I specified it could use all of my cores to run #and I was over eager to check the mutation results so I didn’t properly read the summary output first I was like yeah looks like reads #are good quality #I see some number starting with 4 so that’s gotta be 4Mbp covered :)#it was not. it was 400k BASES in the reads #clicks on mutations and am like. uh. hm #that doesn’t seem right.#456 words #lab tag #bioinformatics #also to be fair in the summary stats page while it wasn’t super obvious it did also have a warning that #in case of not enough reads to assemble to reference it will just treat it as no reads

fuck it. pinned update.

Eve. 24. lesbian. TMA. I love my girlfriend.

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WHEN THE SECURITY GUARD YOU'RE BROS WITH AT WORK HAS A BAD DRAGON STICKER ON HIS PHONE

AND YOU CALL HIM OUT ON IT. AND RUN AWAY FROM THE CHECKPOINT DESK SAYING "DON'T TALK TO ME MAN" WHILE HE YELLS "YOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

THINK ABOUT YOUR CHOICES, FRIEND.

#greatest thing to happen on a Monday #lab tag #im screaming #this is so funny

my computer glitched out on me and i had to hard shut down, meaning leaving the zoom meeting.

i'm on my phone for zoom and my computer for the work, but i also have a tab open for fanfics and i was on that tab when my dad asked me if i was done and im not and i hadn't left the tab for my actual work until after regaling him with my story

and he's probably seen the fanfic i had open, it's not bad but it is embarrassing.

#no one needs to know what type of fanfic i read #i will take it to my grave #my sister sometimes knows #jas rambles #jas goes to school #lab tag

this was how the day went overall tho... also yes my mug has the msds sheet for caffeine on it we got em for free from the thermo-fisher rep :D

#my face #lab tag #soon i will hopefully b done w my thesis #undescribed

have been strongly considering picking up a solvent bottle and a big canister of denatured fuel alcohol for general purpose cleaning at home. but also i dunno spraying methanol all over my house seems like a good way to fuckin dissolve things unintentionally.

i’ve already got a spritzer of vinegar for lime and hard water build up and that rocks

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valentines for my classmates

#technically there’s 19 but these are all the designs i made bc i repeated each one #except one. which i forgot to get a picture of. bc i am boo-boo the fool #lab tag #get cubed idiot

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