#lads lads lads

[wulfhalls]

they look like someone who works in accounting, a pre school teacher who may or may not go cruising on weekends, vixen, guy who owns a boat and gay respectively 🫶

[purgatorygrl]

My profile rn

[bubblegumdrinks]

My gym boys 💪🏼🩵

[freddos616]

lnds vs lads (what's going on?)

#lnds

#lads

results/idc/im bald

Voting ended onFeb 18

what acronym do you prefer for love and deepspace?

[mississouppi]

hello everyone im composing this message at the club so lets talk about the club and if you saw me post this unfinished blame tumblr

larry is a zara larsson superfan. will do the lush life dance at any opportunity. knows all the words to stateside. he and wendy are dancing together and he is pretending he is not fourteen so he doesnt get kicked out. hes only there because roy is very buddy buddy with every bouncer in the darklands. he is not allowed to drink (because hes 14) hes drunk on vibes and sneaking puffs of his vape when ludwigs back is turned. he loves the white girl 2010 club bops ik this bitch is hanging out with wendy and her girlfriends absolutely turnt the fuck up for kesha. white boy wasted on capri suns and vibes. bowser would flip the fuck out if he knew his boy was out but larry loooooves it. hes barely allowed to dj at the electrodrome. because hes. 14. larry stop going to the club. legal drinking age in the koopa kingdom is 18. partially because im british and half the teenagers here spend their nights in a field with a bottle of smirnoff from 12 up, partially because 21 like the americans have is so old. get on the pints lads. not larry though hes a good boy (nicks smirnoff ices from roy) (roy is not a good influence stop looking up to him larry). ludwig is supervising larry most of the night. boring.

morton on a night out looks absolutely miserable but hes actually having a good time. his face just does that. resting bitch face king. he does not dance and just stands there slightly swaying to the music with his one allocated beer bought by roy. hes having a lot of fun!! girl im clocking myself here i was out in the club with my friends and it was great and i genuinely just stood there like fuckin minecraft steve. i see you morton and i feel you. he is generally the designated driver and he keeps everyone else in check, he doesnt mind doing it as the largely sober one of the gang. morton has fun he just doesnt know what to do with his face, he forgets people make expressions and dont just -_- on the dance floor. morty would enjoy a guinness. he could split the g. trust. i sense it in him. hes so real and relatable. constantly being asked if hes alright and bro just shoots the thumbs up. thats his only emote. he kinda just manages everyone else and gets a lot of hugs from the gang. hes having fun.

wendy has the digital camera OUT. and shes fucking serving i know thats right. guys take a digital camera on your nights out it makes you look gorg. trust im a chud discord basement dwelling hunchback over my laptop typing this ahh mf but i look cute on a digital camera. shes constantly snapping photos and hugging people and spending 45 minutes in the bathroom hyping up other girls and exchanging instagrams and probably kissing. my straight girl friends kiss each other all the time when theyre drunk. wendy saves the real kisses for her bestie. shes on the fruity cocktails. also on roys card. roy is very financially irresponsible at the club but we'll get to him. she loves going out, she never gets too plastered, wendy likes being tipsy but not drunk. shes moreso there for the pictures and the social time with her girls, getting ready is her favourite part of a night out. shes in her best glittery pink dresses and her strappy heels that hurt like a bitch by the end of the night, her makeup is tea. her instagram stories always go hard. wendys close friends story is like a damn edition of vogue. i dont think shed be a huge alcohol fan, she likes her drinks yummy and not. paint thinner. but i may be biased because i think all alcohol tastes like straight piss.

iggy is a lot less relaxed than he plays himself up as. guy is not chill. he says he is. and hes usually pretty Unbothered regarding things most people care about, like what other people think of him, but he is Always Thinking And At Least A Little Stressed. if you can get him to the club hes gonna have a good time not an existential crisis time, so this guy gets fucking crunk. white boy wasted. he starts dancing like the cbat guy. this is a man with no rhythm no beat no groove no jazz. he cant dance and yet he will. charli xcx is his SHIT. he gets very giddy. mostly because he's been in the smoking area smoking an unconventional earthy cigarette. everything is Hilarious. he gets so huggy, hes slinging his arm around everyones shoulders, he's grinning like a lunatic, hes getting sappy and throwing out compliments he is normally too mean for. hes having a great time. he is also probably on substances. nothing toooooooo crazy. ignatius k koopa is not bumpin that. probably. who knows what hes doing. once when i was in spoons with a friend, her friend straight started rolling joints just at the fucking table and i feel like thats a very iggy thing to do. ludwig just doesnt look at him whenever theyre out together he cant fight the urge to snitch that much.

roy is very LADS LADS LADS when hes blitzed. do yall have LADS LADS LADS outside the uk. i think frat bros is the closest comparison. roy is 20 years of age and 20 year old guys act like drinking alcohol is a competitive sport. happiest man on earth after 3 pints, hes buying everyone drinks, hes laughing, hes got his arm around everyones shoulders, hes much nicer than roy usually ever is. he'll get in wendys pictures, he'll actually hug lemmy back, he'll call ludwig a buzzkill but its more affectionate than aggressive. after 4 pints he starts necking on his best friend. theyre sharing smokes and vapes and drinks and roys calling him dollface and baby and babe, hes being affectionate, theyre very very close. he and boomboom do a bunch of stupid shit after enough drinks, wendy has caught many a photo of roy being spun around like a princess in his arms. its quite sweet. until roy has that im too drunk and im having a crisis moment and gets cold feet and discards BB for the rest of the night. very lads lads lads behaviour. wont talk, wont touch, ditches him to go home with a random girl 73% of the time. the other 27% of the time they go home together and pretend theyre not cuddling on the couch. they never talk about what happens on these nights out. ever. haha wdym they were in the corner of the club basically making out haha what theyd never do that haha who would do that no roys hands were not wandering why would they do that haha he is not gay. LADS LADS LADS.

lemmy LOVES the club. he has so much fun. 45 vodka redbulls. bought on roys card. lemmy has a credit score in the negatives do not let him go to the club on his own money. hes the only one of these mfs that can actually dance and hes fuckin busting out the damn hippin hoppin lipsync for your life death drop the house down boots ahh moves at the slightest bop. he will try and persuade ludwig to dance with him and fail miserably but at least hes having a good time. lemmys a social butterfly and could strike up a yap session with a brick wall and thus he loves going out. everyone is getting told they look gorg and he loves the fit. lemmy has a shockingly high tolerance and somehow only gets more energized the more drinks he has. rip lemmy koopa a wetherspoons pitcher would hate to see you coming. fun fact about my country the greatest country on earth we are home to the soviet themed gay bar you occasionally see circle around. that OUR DOING woop woop. ive never been its all straight people there now fucks sake. lemmy always dresses up in a fun cute fit with graphic eyeliner and bright makeup to go out, even when hes not in drag.

ludwig is 25 years of age and feels way too old to be at the club. its too loud, hes tired, its too late, everyone is too sweaty, he doesnt like it. give him a quiet nice lounge bar any day of the week, do not give him a pryzm. it would probably kill him. one sniff of poppers would slime him out. generally if hes forced into a group night out he spends his time outside in the smoking area, hes not even smoking (most of the time ik this bitch is a hypocrite) he just needs the space. he pretends not to see his siblings engaging in nefarious activities that bowser would very much so disapprove of. he'll turn a blind eye this once. he just doesnt wanna see anybody doing anything too crazy. iggy tripping on acid is bad enough. he hates being dragged out with his youthful young yunc siblings despite how much he may enjoy sibling bonding. hed prefer sibling bonding. somewhere else. preferably somewhere quieter where nobody is plastered nor away with the fairies. he pulls up at the nightclub in a sweater vest. im giggling.

IM BACK AT THE BAR 🔥🔥🔥 IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN 🔥🔥🔥 I LOVE FRIENDS 🔥🔥🔥 honestly writing hcs at the bar is a great source of inspo you see some characters at the pub and its also fun. i dont even drink! im on the fuckin pepsi max.

anyway i do not condone underage drinking but i am a british teenager and i have heard many a story from my friends who do drink alcohol. girl my friend took her half finished wine out of the bar with her last night. fuckin glass hid under her jacket. i feel like thats a very wendy thing to do. she paid for a 17 doll hair drink shes gonna get the most of it.

[stonecoldsilly]

'he's my best friend, he's my pal, he's my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, my good time boy'

[blocksventure]

Lego Oxventure - Ship Happens

The Oxventurers are chartered by the Lads for a stag do of epic proportions

Payment to be a total of up to 300,000 gold pieces

If the entertainment is satisfactory. Something the Oxventurers (Corazon mainly) intend to happen, as the voyage sets sail.

Featuring a once-in-a-lifetime* appearance by famous magician Prudence the Evening Ruiner

*Lifetime referred to is the lifetime of the viewer

In the downtime, Merilwen spies on the Lads

Details as to their ultimate plan emerge, but no complete picture is formed yet...

Dob's all-nighter leaves a bit to be desired

Not much you can do when you roll a 1, alas.

Corazon VS the Sahuagin

Rather appropriately, it fights like a manatee.

Ladsenkaldyr is summoned

At last the truth is revealed, and Dob takes the Joyful Damnation into battle with the god.

In the interests of time, Ladsenkaldyr is defeated in short order, and the guild make port in Necropolis on Sea, soon to explore the mansion atop the hill...