the inn scene at the start of book five is actually the funniest thing ever
“we’re looking for a ‘woman’ and her child!”
“ah yes, that would be one of our three guests!”
and it’s not the right person.
“no no no! we’re looking for a strong cultivator!”
“ah yes, that would be one of our three guests!”
and it’s not the right person.
“ghosts! you’re ghosts!”
“no no sir please! we do have the man you’re looking for! he’s one of our three guests!”
“yeah right”
and then to the shock of xie lian, the mother and her child is lan cheng and the ghost fetus, the cultivator is fu yao, and for some fucking reason qi rong is here.














