#lance is done

[onceandfuturelesbian]

merlin: arthur is such an idiot! i can’t believe im going to marry him someday.

lancelot: you don’t have to (?!)

merlin: no, i’m gonna.

[theatersanddemons]

Balan: I'm fine.

Fia: No you’re not, you’ve been stabbed!

Balan: But I’ve been stabbed before, so it’s fine.

Lance: You don’t just develop immunity to stab wounds.

[mizu-writes-kumo]

Medic lance au: pidge and keith stealing lance's medical tools to scare people. Lance: my bone saw is for medical purposes only not to fix your lions!

Lance: This was funny around Halloween time. And I don’t mind you taking a forceps or two for those hard to reach places.  But give me the bone saw now, before I decide to saw through your bones.  Also don’t run with that it’s sharp.

Shiro: -Literally got a flash forward to Lance as a parent-  Give Lance is scary saw back please.

[theashesofthefirststar]

YALL CAN'T STOP ME NOW

[pabotofus]

keith why

((Lance and Keith have been dating for a while now))

Keith: So, um, Lance, I've been thinking, and, we've been like, dating for a while now, so I think- of course, you don't have to say yes, but- I think it's time for us to move on to the next step.

Lance: And that is?

Lance:(in his head) BOYFRIENDS BOYFRIENDS BOYFRIENDS

Keith: Um, space ranger pardners.

Lance:

Lance: Okay, no. I might have let you go if you said 'partners' like any sane person, but 'pardners'? That's it, you've crossed the line, you've (ranting)

Keith:

Keith: Y'ain't being too kind 'bout this, y'know?

Lance: ENGLISH, KEITH, ENGLISH!

[onceandfuturelesbian]

lancelot: you need to find a hobby.

merlin: i do have a hobby.

lancelot: being desperately in love with the king is not a hobby, merlin.

merlin: ,,,, i- i have other hobbies

[theashesofthefirststar]

Voltron season 5 in a nutshell:

Lance: Guys, we can’t trust Lotor

Shiro: Now let’s not jump to con-

Lance: