#language kink

[anja-is-not-on-fire]

on behalf of the linguistics community i express my heartfelt gratitude to heated rivalry for the language kink representation

[stargazingtranquility]

Harry knows a lot of languages, in theory, but he’s only fluent in English like;

He can completely understands Punjabi because that’s the Potters’ native language but he can’t quite grasp speaking it. He picks up French terms of endearments/cuss words from Regulus and Sirius. He knows welsh cuss words as well as philosophical translations because of Remus. He can playfully imitate Italian pick up lines because of Barty. He knows to hide when he hears Swahili because Dorcas only reverts back to it when she’s completely pissed at someone. But everyone around him speaks English the majority of the time, so that’s what he speaks.

Then he gets to Hogwarts and meets Draco Malfoy who can hold a conversation in just about any language someone speaks to him in and fuck, Harry never thought that French was romantic. He’s never seen Punjabi as alluring before. He didn’t consider Italian as attractive.

He spends the summer begging members of his family to teach him more of their languages so he can go back and prove to Draco that he is stupid in more than one language.

[puppyboytamer]

Want him to talk me through an orgasm in his native language while overstimulating the fuck out of me so I can't understand anything anymore ❤️❤️

[thefrontgardenatbagend]

Okay, the curiosity is killing me ... (and just because I'm a nosey bitch, where do you come from?)

How do you personally pronounce his name? (Capitalisation is to distinguish sounds not stress and because I'm too dumb to figure out how to italicise it on a poll!)

LAHnce-AH-lot

LARnce-AH-lot

LAHnce-UH-lot

LARnce-UH-lot

LAHnce-EH-lot

LARnce-EH-lot

the correct pronunciation is [put in the comments], you heathen!

Voting ended onNov 26, 2024

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[mrslectermoriarty]

Headcanon Series #18

In a universe where neither Mav nor Ice have English as their first language (loosely based on this - italian Mav, polish Ice) they love to fight in their native languages. They don't really understand each other, but it makes their rage so much more powerful.

Is this maybe low-key inspired by Love Actually? We'll never know.

There was this one afternoon when Slider (who's first language is German btw, I stand by that) wanted to pick up Ice for an appointment and when he opened the door, he was greeted with the sight of both pilots standing at the end of the hallway, shouting at each other.

"Dlaczego zawsze musisz zostawiać swoje rzeczy leżące w domu? Nie ma ani jednego pokoju bez twoich ubrań na podłodze, a gdziekolwiek nie spojrzę, widzę porzucone książki i w połowie opróżnione kubki po kawie! Nie zaczynaj też o plamach tłuszczu, które wszędzie zostawiasz! Po prostu zdejmij swoją cholerną koszulę zanim usiądziesz na kanapie, czy to takie trudne!?", was what Ice was currently complaining about. Slider guessed he was complaining from the tone of his voice.

Mav pipes up: "Oh mio Dio, perché mi critichi sempre, non ho fatto nulla di male, cosa vuoi da me, Ice!? Se faccio qualcosa di sbagliato parlami e non iniziare a urlarmi contro in polacco! È di nuovo per i piatti? Cosa ho fatto di male questa volta!? Sei proprio un'ipocrita, metti sempre i piedi sui tavoli, perché lo fai? Che schifo! E a volte hai un cattivo odore! E non sai nemmeno cosa sto dicendo, quindi posso continuare a insultarti! Probabilmente lo stai facendo anche tu in questo momento con me! Sei incivile e stupido come pensi che io sia!"

Slider proceeds to stand in the doorway and wonders how these two are still together and haven't killed each other yet. "Diese beiden bringen mich noch irgendwann um," he mumbles and drags Ice out before anything escalates.

***

When they pull into the driveway again, Mav is already at the door, looking apologetic. Ice gets out the car and hugs him right there on the front porch. "Przepraszam, że krzyczałem." "A volte sono stupida, lo so. Anche voi lo siete - è per questo che siete qui - ma è soprattutto colpa mia." "Posprzątamy to razem, dobrze?" "Non è nulla che non possa essere risolto." "Peace?" "Yeah. That sounds nice."

Slider shakes his head and huffs out a smile. "Große Güte, ihr seid beide riesige Idioten. Wieso hänge ich immer noch mit euch ab?", he shouts out of the window, gets matching birds and some laughs in return and pulls out of the driveway.

I am very sorry, I speak neither polish nor Italian. This was translated by Deepl, which I've heard is quite a good translator, but I don't know whether that's true or not. Feel free to correct me.

Also, for everyone who also doesn't speak those languages, Ice is complaining about Mav leaving his stuff all around the place and Mav thinks Ice is ranting about dishes and insults him a little. Slider just grumbles how stupid they both are. They both apologise in the end and say they can figure it out.

[wwdits-kink-meme]

i would reeeeally like to see more nandermo content where one or both of them are horny for the other speaking farsi/spanish :) not feeling picky idc which direction it’s going in nor if it’s even real dirty talk—maybe they’re just saying random shit that the other can’t understand but finds unbearably sexy

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[endlessarms]

someone ordering me around in a language i don't understand, just to see how much a strong tone and slight gestures will do to me... (spoilers it's a lot)

[blackmonitor]

Bazrav’evi

Inspired by @myevilmouse​ - Infectious

“Bazrav’evi.”  Thrawn sounded pleased with himself. “Which means?”  She was almost afraid to ask. “From your suggestion.  Baz is compulsory, or implying obligation—an absence of choice.  Rav’ is a vulgar diminutive of the Cheunh equivalent of ‘fuck,’ and evi is an affectionate way to refer to a close friend.  So…compulsory fuck buddies.” “Perfect,” she approved.  “Your planet’s linguists would be proud.”

I might be bad at this but I could not upload this without the background. So here is the link for the actual sticker design.