#lastok

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Veers: Hmph. Piett: [*glares at him*] Needa: What's going on with those two? Covell: They've been having a lovers' spat because General Veers doesn't want Piett to go on the field mission. Piett: No, that is not why I'm upset. Tell him the reason, Colonel. Covell: Well, you see, this time the field mission is in a literal field. The General is concerned that we would lose Piett in the tall grass. Veers: I saw the pictures from the probe droid! It's VERY tall grass! Piett: I'm not that short! Veers: Lastok's short boyfriend got lost in there for two days on an intelligence mission! That field practically eats short people! Lastok: It's true! Needa: Firmus, you know he's right. We can't afford to lose you in a field... again. Piett: Oh, fuck off, Lorth!

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Dear the coolest and fruitiest ISB supervisor (that's a compliment),

Really happy to hear back from you! 🤩 Lastok sounds like a pleasant guy, I hope you both are treating each other well. Do you often do dinners together at your place? And I heard he's a pilot (I'm absolutely not slicing into the records whatsoever)! I bet he's got a really really cool ship parked in your backyard. Do you also have a checklist full of planet destinations for you and Lastok to visit during leaves? What's your go-to other than Niamos?

I could hook you up with a friend of mine who owns this beautiful villa in Naboo. Full discretions—I won't tell anyone. Just hmu when you've decided!

Sincerely,

Zest (a big fan of yours)

Dear Zest,

Firstly, I take great pride in that superlative.

Lastok and I are doing well. We're on our shore leave to Niamos which has been extended and paid by COMPNOR on account of recent events happening to me in the workplace. We enjoyed ourselves exploring the boardwalk and watching otters. The KX droids are also much better behaved here than the ones on Coruscant.

Apart from Niamos, I've visited his family a few times on Pasher and he's gone with me to visit my found family in the D'Astan Sector. His parents actually have a time share for a villa on Naboo that they won in an imperial vacation lottery. We've been there once before and it was quite enjoyable.

Regarding Lastok's career (the nonconfidential aspects, of course), he's an Armored Transport Pilot, so everything that he pilots would be a little big to keep in the parking lot for my block of flats. Though I am sure he would love to have his own AT-AT, I don't think the ISB Command would like for him to pick me up from work in that.

He actually has a COMPNOR-approved social media account that he uses to post various matters about the army life and sometimes our daily life. It's very wholesome, and I know he'd appreciate the followers.

-Supervisor L. Heert Imperial Security Bureau

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The Thundering Herd

(Featuring @klarionthewizard and I’s Doctor Wetziil and also @alex-dax’s first name for Lastok)

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posting the remaining imp memes I have on my phone (still love my empire ballerinas but I got consumed by other hyperfications 😞😞)

pt1 (some may overlap sorrryyyy)

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bread 🍞

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Needa: The universe has a plan for you. 

Piett: It’s not a good plan.

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Krennic: Do you feel anything for me? 

Tarkin: I feel sorry for you.

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Piett: Let's not Motti this into a worse situation than it already is. 

Motti: Did you just use my name as a verb?

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Veers: Turn the other cheek? Wrong. Heavy artillery bombardment.

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Venka: I don't know how much you know about space, but for me, I'm a master. Ask me anything about space. 

Heert: Is it big? 

Venka: Probably.

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Tarkin about Motti and Jerjerrod: Homosexuality does not even begin to explain the behavior these men are exhibiting.

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Lastok: You look tired. 

Heert: Well, the torment is endless and the horrors never cease.

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Piett: How many kids do you have?

Needa: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Lastok: General, am I ugly? 

Veers: What nonsense! Looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the world.

Venka: Admiral, am I ugly? 

Piett: Very much.

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Heert: You can’t just positive attitude your way through missions.

Lastok: I beg to differ 🥰

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Veers: For my defense, I simply do not vibe with the law.

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Veers, after surviving Hoth: You guys call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from the universe.

Piett: And what did the doctor's call it?

Veers: Severe internal bleeding and a miracle I'm alive.

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Krennic, on the phone: Hi, it’s Orson.

Tarkin: What did he do this time?

Krennic: No, Wil, it’s me Orson.

Tarkin: Oh… what did you do this time?

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Motti: If you have 10 cookies and I ask for 2, how much do you have?

Veers: 10. I don't share my food with you.

Motti: Okay...?? Rude.

Motti: What if I forcefully take 2?

Veers: 10 cookies and a dead body.

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Venka: Hey, if I turned into a zombie, would you kill me?

Lastok: ...Yes. But I'd feel bad about it and probably hesitate.

Venka: I appreciate that. Thank you.

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Heert: Is that a jar of bees?

Lastok: You never know what you might need in the field!

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Piett to Venka: I don't have anger issues, Lieutenant. You make me angry and that's the issue.

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Venka: Sorry I couldn't hear you over my internal monologue.