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faith are you kidding me
if i had a nickel for every time a show about metaphorical hell has an altered version of a woman watch herself fall in love for the first time on a television screen in omniscient first person and her subsequent avoidance yet eventual acceptance of that undeniable fact rewrites the foundation of hell, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
i'll be honest i thought i'd be upset the first time The Terfs Found One of My Posts, but they're all so out of touch, transparent, and generally fucking embarrassing that it's actually really entertaining
someone on r/nola was like “what is damp may never dry” and I’ve been laughing about it this entire morning
optipess
How To Ask Your Crush Out: A Guide Written By Villanelle.
1. Stalk her and buy her expensive things.
2. Break into her house to surprise her. Awwww.
Break down her shitty door to show her how strong you are.
Wrestle with her, she likes playful ;).
And for the big finish put her in the bathtub, waterboard her for funsies and scream.....
And for all your effort.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@blitzy-boy
I await the day where someone questions (either Blitzwing or Rosanna) about how Blitzwing is Amicas with Rosanna. The (eleged) dangerous, unstable, energon thirsty, insane, canibalistic, deception captain is Amicas with the tiny, sweet, innocent cybertronian pop idol. How did this come to be? This thought process amuses me to know end. Bots are just so confused. *looks at tea-cup mini pic and laughs for ten minutes straight*
2, 8, 20 for the soft asks!
I totally got pulled away right as I got this one. x3 ty for the q’s! 💕
#2 What is your go to comfort show?
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go XD 💗 it’s an old jetix cartoon that got canceled before its last season and no one seems to remember it anymore.
if I had to pick a more “mature” or “adult” oriented show though I’d probably say Star Trek. love star trek. haven’t met a series of it I haven’t liked yet. although I’m watching DS9 chronologically for the first time rn with my best friends and it’s quickly becoming my favorite.
#8 What's a fabric/texture that's nostalgic for you?
hacky sack :D
#20 Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.
gonna resist my dark urge (wink wink) to overshare and instead mention the very first time I ate an italian cannoli. i was like 12 years old and had lived in a food desert all my life where the fanciest things I got to eat were usually birthday cakes made with betty crocker mixes. this was a stop at a restaurant on an extremely long drive to a family reunion with people I’d never heard of nor met lol. this thing blew my fuckin mind. it was like the meme of the galaxy brain expanding. my understanding of the very existence of the category of “food” changed in an instant. i don’t remember a single face I met during that family reunion but i remember that cannoli. damn.