One of the best things about loving Jason is the fact that this man COULD throw you around like a ragdoll, no matter your size, yet he is the world's softest freaking teddy bear. Just think. He walks with you on the street, resting bitch face, to the point that someone might worry that he's a threat to you. But the second someone asks? You motion to him, and he leans down so you can easily ruffle his hair and give him a little forehead kiss. Suddenly, this 'terrifying' hulk of a man is a sweet, lovestruck puppy. No, he isn't threatening you. How could they think that this baby is threatening? This is the very man who reads you to sleep every night. This is the man who whines for a kiss before you leave for work. This isn't a scary man. This is a simp.














