#lavellan-s

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Is Clifford the Big Red Dog actually categorized as a Kaiju???? Asking for a friend.

Only as a joke, but the impending live-action movie makes it an increasingly good joke.

[foundcarcosa]

might be an odd question, but have you watched the young pope? i caught the first episode today and remembered seeing it on my dash but i can't recall who put it there, and it seems like it might be right up your alley haha

Not yet! It’s on my ever-growing list of things to check out, seeing as it is most certainly right up my alley. ~

[oedonretired]

because i cant stop myself: legs and groin for elias, if thats alright

HELL YES <3

#nsfw text, and so on

Elias has some good legs, if I do say so. The first adjective I thought of was “fuzzy”. He has fuzzy legs. And it’s funny because everyone thinks that elves all look like....... well, Solas, yanno-- mostly hairless (I say “mostly” because ofc my Solas has a full head of hair #conceptart!solasallday) and smooth and willowy and alladat. But then there’s Elias, and he’s very much an elf, but he’s got curve to him and he’s got these thick fuzzy legs (thick fuzzy everything, really) and some people’s paradigms really get flipped when he joins the Inquisition.The tone is also excellent, good solid muscle tone, limber from dancing and walking a lot and jumping over things (he can’t just walk around some shit, he has to show off). He has a small tattoo of a stylised turtle on his right upper thigh, on the outer part. It’s cute but everyone always wants to know where it comes from and that story is just... well, old. Kinda hurts to tell now, since those days are long gone.

Movin’ on up, the fuzziness continues but gets lusher. Elias’ hair texture is smooth and oil-retentive, and that’s good because he loves to use fragrant oils in his post-bathing rituals. So his groin always smells partially like his own musk and partially like Rivaini oils (differentiated by the heaviness of the fragrance -- Antivan oil is lighter and more coy, with a hint of spice, whereas Rivain prefers their oils more robust and sultry, but anyway moving on), because the hair holds the scent even when he hasn’t used the oil recently. His dick is of pretty average length, somewhere between 5 and 6 inches, and a grower (girth-wise especially). The skin is loose and slips around easily, so he’s easy to play with, and the head’s hella sensitive, which all his partners have loved. His booty is a grabber’s delight, it doesn’t look like much but it’s so pliant and bounces when you smack it. 10/10 would spank.

[greenwitching]

face and build for sidal and hair and hands for rasen

Sidal

Face: her face is square-ish with chubby cheeks and pretty well pronounced cheekbones. her nose is on the larger side and it’s adorable. her ears are small-ish and don’t poke out from her hair much at all.

Build: Sidal’s short and chubby! her legs are stocky and so are her arms. her arms are short too,

Rasen 

Hair: Rasen’s got mid-back length hair that she puts into a tight ponytail/bun/twist. Rasen isn’t the kind of person to leave loose hairs out where they can get in her line of sight and bug her, so she’s very careful when she does her hair in the morning. and I think she probably doesn’t care too much about body hair either, it’s just hair

Hands: Rasen has large-ish hands and they’re rough and calloused from sword work over the years, they only get sweaty around josie tho, mostly bc Rasen still gets blushy around her. her fingers aren’t particularly long or short, I don’t think, they’re slender and bony tho, and josie broke her habit of chewing her nails

[oedonretired]

Hair, eyes, build, and hands for your saints row character (sorry, I'm on mobile and can't remember their name)

That’s all right! Thanks so much for sending anyway, this meme is my life rn

Claudio aka Saint Invictus aka Boss V:

The first adjective anyone would think of for Claudio’s hair is thick. It’s thick and dark and it would be everywhere if he didn’t basically fund the paychecks of everybody at Image as Designed by getting body waxes all the time. (Okay, not full-body waxes, he likes having some pubic hair just to… you know, fill out the area. Give it some character. His words.) He waxes his leg hair to keep his legs from getting itchy and snaggy under certain clothing items, and he waxes his chest just for ~aesthetic~; he tried growing a sweet goatee to make himself look more badass but for some reason the hair that grows on his face just doesn’t follow any kinda logical pattern or rules at all, so he just keeps it shaved. Even stubble looks dumb on him.The real beauty of his hair is that which is on top of his head; when he was a youngin he had no idea what to do with it so he just kept it short and kinda unkempt, but once Johnny Gat, King of Hair Products, took Claudio to his “people” everything changed. Claudio’s hair is a dream for anyone in the business of great manes, because even though it starts out heavy and snarly and unmanageable, with proper care it turns into this L’Oreal commercial of voluminous waves and robust colour… it’s ridiculous, really. But that’s only with proper maintenance. Let him go a week or two without following his regimen. That shit suddenly looks like no self-respecting bird would nest in it.So for most of the time he’s Boss, he wears it obnoxiously long because it gets him hella attention. Particularly the kind that ends in sex. He finally cuts it into a slick, rakish-businessman’s style for the Presidential campaign (and it works), but as soon as he’s in office he starts letting it grow back out again. Can’t keep a good mane down.

His eyes are less arresting than they could be because there’s always that hair in the way, just taking up all the spotlight. But they’ve got a bit of charm to them too – they’ve got just a bit of droop to the eyelids so that he looks kinda languid (or kinda stoned lmao) no matter what, and his brows sit low so he could either look sultry or intimidating. They’re brown, but they’ve got this neat dull-gold ring around the edge which makes ‘em pop just a little – but you’ve still gotta be real close to see it. He’s usually wearing eyeliner, though – thick black I-listen-to-MCR type eyeliner, too – so that helps his eyes pop a bit.His lifestyle should have dulled or yellowed his sclerae by now, but it’s blatantly obvious that Claudio’s no mere human or whatever (who knows what he really is, it’s kinda like how Star-Lord went all that time thinking he was Terran until – whoops, only half, guess momma wasn’t exaggerating about how otherworldly dad was), so his eyes remain as bright as ever.

The fact that Claudio’s build is so jacked now is actually kind of funny if you compare it to how he looked when he first got canonised. He was always kinda skinnyfat, malnourished as he was, and any muscle tone he tried to develop was mostly pitiful. But the Johnny Gat Diet solved all of that – between Johnny and Aisha’s cooking, moving out of poisonous-ass Stilwater, and hitting the gym all the time because like, when it’s right downstairs why wouldn’t you, Claudio started to develop some serious muscle tone. And you know how it is, once you start you’re like “damn I like this,” so of course he keeps going. The only thing that keeps him from reaching completely-jacked Gat status is that it doesn’t look as good to be jacked in a suit. It just doesn’t. So he prefers “just jacked enough to make people thirsty to see how he looks under the suit”.His thighs and butt are probably the thickest part of him (bless), which he can’t do much about (thanks, ancestors); similarly, his belly never makes it to full washboard-ab stage and honestly no one is complaining. His shoulders are narrowish and he keeps his arms on the less-bulgey side. He’s not remarkable in height terms, about five-nine, but that’s okay because Johnny likes being the tall one.

I’mma keep the hands one short because I got rambly as fuck on the others lmaobasically he’s got smallish hands, not like Trump small but like he has narrow fingers and they always look kinda delicate in comparison, but that’s good because narrow fingers and smallish hands can hold a good variety of weapons without major discomfort or fumblinghe likes to have a little bit of length to his fingernails just so he can tap them on stuff for ~emphasis~ but they always break off at some point so it’s a neverending cyclehe loves to wear rings and so he’s glad when he stops having to shoot people all the time, because rings and triggers and such don’t get along very well. he wears gold jewellery almost exclusively so all his rings are gold but not the big honkin obnoxious rings, he hates thosehis hands are riddled with scars, though, because he’s kinda thoughtless and just be accidentally stabbing himself with random objects and closing his hands in doors and shit all the time

(I’mma keep the last one short, I said. I lied)

[witchpuppy]

1 2 9 for Sorlen and 10 21 24 for Alim :)

!!! my precious bbs.

Sorlen

1) how does your oc get ready for bed?

...Honestly? Normally by being dragged to bed by a partner because it’s 2am and he needs to go to bed because he wakes up at 5

but also like, washing the make up off of his face and taking off clothes and binder and doing some stretches/yoga for his back and chest and then tuckling down under...many blanket.

2) does your oc prefer a warm or cool bed?

Warm, he’s naturally cold a lot so he likes to have a nice warm cosy bed.

9) describe your oc’s sleepwear.

It’s a toss up, sometimes he’s naked (cus...well he has 2/3 partners and he is a p sexual guy.....as are they....so....) but when sex isn’t involved he likes to wear thick pyjamas so he stays nice and warm all night.

Alim

10) how long does it take for your oc to fall asleep?

Well it takes him a while to get comfortable, but once he’s in a comfy position he just switches off. So I guess it depends on what he’s sleeping on/who he’s sleeping with and how long it takes him to get comfy.

21) what odd locations have your oc been found sleeping in?

He used to sleep right in the centre of the camp, right next to the dying remains of the fire. Instead of in his tent.

24) what is your oc like immediately after waking up?

Groggy, bumps into things a decent amount but can still perfectly sign “i hate being awake this early I am going to kick the archdemon in the nuts for this.”

[shslivalice]

larsa! (for the meme)

ty for the ask! :3

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

[oedonretired]

also, you don't have to if you'd rather only take ocs, but lucio for the meme?

Unfortunately, everything I know about Overwatch is either from the website blurbs or things my gf has told me lmao... but I’ll try!

1: sexuality headcanon

I headcanon everyone as bi until proven otherwise, honestly, and I haven’t seen anything that suggests that he’s canonically anything else, so.

2: otp

I haven’t figured out who I’d like to ship him with yet. I almost said “Lúcio x Zenyatta” because it’d be just like me to ship my favourite characters together simply because they’re my favourite characters. ...I should totes do it. #noshame

3: brotp

Lúcio x JUSTICE BY DUBSTEP. Or, like, McCree, maybe.

4: notp

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

He flat-out refuses to believe that there are people that might just lack a sense of rhythm. He will devote as much time as he has to trying to help someone find that synergistic relationship with music that he treasures so much, whether it be through dance or some other medium.

6: favorite line from this character

I don’t have one.

7: one way in which I relate to this character

I think that using music (or any art, really) as a tool of social change and morale boosting is wonderful and valuable.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

I don’t have anything for this one.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Definitely a cinnamon roll, but like, injected with caffeine.