#lawnerd

[oh-the-aimless-joys]

A LAWYER JUST BROUGHT HIS RELIGION INTO THE COURT ROOM WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ??????? YOU'RE THE DEFENSE LAWYER WHY IS YOUR RELIGION A LEGAL ARGUMENT HOW IS A LAWYER ALLOWED TO DO THAT??????

He's NOT just a witness who happens to be a lawyer he's is the DEFENDANTS lawyer. How is he allowed to give Catholicism's tenants as a LEGAL defense that should be weighed during LEGAL SENTENCING. If a lawyer pulled out an aspect of Sharia (Islamic law) or Halakhah (Jewish law) as a legal argument for their clients LEGAL SENTENCING everyone would be in a fucking outrage.

It baffled me when the plantiffs lawyer said to the Afroman jury that a higher power brought those jurors to the case so it would be decided correctly

but

SIR THIS IS A MURDER TRIAL

I am crashing out

[beccawise7]

Late Night Thoughts. 💜🖤

Justice and the law are not always aligned. It is within the tension between them that change is born—and where justice often finds its voice. ~beccawise7💜🖤

[sag-dab-sar]

I got my dragon pin from @prideknights !!!

[lawstaceyblr]

Me, to my 6 year old nephew: I talk about my job too much... Do you know what my job is?

Oz: Uh, not really.

Me: I’m a lawyer. Do you want to see my costume?

Oz: Yes!

Me: *shows him this picture*

Oz: That’s... really silly.

Me: I think so too.

[oh-the-aimless-joys]

Ooooo Kouri Richins you better not make me chuck my phone during your allocution.

Your demeanor during your son's statement versus the demeanor during your brother's statement is just.... a face of evil.

[lawstaceyblr]

Tomorrow I channel this goddess.

[lawstaceyblr]

Americano reward for an hour spent talking corporate law... #lawnerd #babylawyer #coffee (at Black Duck Café & Bakery)

[lawstaceyblr]

I know something you don't know... (okay so it's probably some weird law thing but still) #lawnerd #babylawyer