#lay eggs

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[tnan1ght]

Congratulations! You're the father!🥳

From the Skizz laying eggs post lol

Grian is baffled and perplexed that he's a father now. But little did he know, he was one of many father of the eggs.

[smallzerowaste]

Hello!

Today my hen laid her first eggs! I'm so proud of her 💛

I just wonder why did she choose that strange place...

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, December 26, 1908

[tnan1ght]

*One morning on Hermitcraft server*

Grian, landing outside Impulse's base because Impulse private massage him to come to his base: Hi, Impulse, what's going on?

Impulse, concerned: Oh, Hey Grian, have you seen Skizz?

Grian: Nope. Why you ask?

Impulse: I found three mysterious eggs outside his house.

Grian, curious: Three Eggs? Why would Skizz let random eggs lying around his place for no reason. Except it's a sniffer egg—

*Impulse turn around, pick up three white eggs covered in soft blankets and being extra gentle with it.*

Grian, shocked: Holy moly... Wait...

*Grian stared at the eggs in Impulse arm, examine it closely before he sniffed Skizz's scent from it.*

Impulse: You are an avian, similar to Skizz. I thought you might know about i—

Grian, realised: Oh fuck!!

Impulse, confused: uh..you ok?

Grian, disbelief: Skizz lay eggs!

Impulse: He... He what!!?

Grian: You holding Skizz's eggs right now!

Impulse: oh... OH SHIT OH SHIT—

*after that, in chaos. Impulse quickly make a small nest with a Skizz's blanket, to put the eggs while being extra careful with it, not to damaging it*

*Cut to Grian, who pacing outside Skizz's house, stressfully, still baffled that Skizz lay three eggs, Three eggs. And all of it might be his offspring.*

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