#lcf incorrect quotes

[galaxygirl8880]

Lcf fandom: *Sobbing their eyes out because of a new post deep diving into cale's trauma*

Normal people: Good god- are you okay!?

Lcf fandom: *talking through the tears* no- no, this is great. In fact, do you have more?

[joylessnightsky]

Cale, picking up important people left and right: It’s an easy fix, really.

Cale, getting involved in historic events and playing a main part in them: Frankly, I just want to be left alone.

Cale, building up an international underground organisation: I want my peace, and that’s all I need.

Cale, uncovering intrigues, betrayals and the truth behind myths: And all I have to do to get that is keep the bad stuff away.

Cale, effectively manipulating more than one continent at once: And the best way to do that is simply making sure it won’t be a problem anymore.

Cale, changing everything about history and establishing himself as unforgettable: That’s all I’m doing - and then I’ll be forgotten and can live in peace.

Cale, bring the thriving force at saving the world: It’s a bit of a twisted path, really, but I avoid responsibility where I can.

Cale, a martyrer with an army ready to save him at any cost within multiple worlds: I’m a selfish trash soon to be living the sweet, sweet slacker life, is what I’m saying.

The entire world: …

Bud: I’m gonna tell him. Somebody should probably tell him, right?

Cale, genuinely oblivious: Tell me what?

Clopeh: You’re a legend, Cale-nim! The legend among legends, the-

Cale: Enough out of you. You’re not as funny as you think. Crazy bastard…

[the-fandom-greenhouse]

Alberu: Oh, good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things to do today!

[mushroomweather]

I’m on a reread of tcf so expect more lists soon. This is mostly for myself but have it anyways. I’m just past chapter 200 on the reread so the attack with the northern alliance is underway.

TCF TL/PR notes that made me lol

29 Cat washing face reference

1. Something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J_Bl9f-MTA

50 About Toonka (TL: Yet he got shipwrecked…clearly didn’t survive the sea…(PR: Perservering = Survival)

51 ( It’s a small boat that requires oars but has rooms and windows?! o.O )

57 “That’s enough thanks. If you thank me anymore, it will not feel genuine. Same thing with the apology.”

“Got it. Thank you very much.” ( (PR: You had one job.) )

59 Cale could see the still flawless Violan’s eyes turning chilly. ( :O If I didn’t know any better, I’d say this is Beacrox’s mom! )

59 “Yes, daddy.” ( I’m sorry, I just had to. It was the perfect opportunity. )

59 ( … The Henituse family is the Night’s Watch … )

68 Cale knew how Shickler had domesticated the troublemaker Archie. He beat him up. He beat up him so much that the entire ocean seemed to be filled with dust. He really beat him to a pulp while saying that a beating was the best medicine for a troublemaker. ( (PR: I pity Witira and Paseton.) TL: You mean envy. You like the pain as a masochist… )

71 Toonka got up while staggering to the side. At that moment, Cale could hear Raon’s serious voice.

– …Why is he laughing after getting hit? Does he enjoy getting hit? ( Our PR’s masochistic friend. (PR: I’m innocent I swear.) )

74 about Mueller ( (PR: I originally felt pity. Now I am thinking that we can do without one more mage.) )

76 ( (PR: Raon is a yandere…) )

110 Cale looked odd as he suddenly stopped laughing and stoically stood there. A path of silver coins was shining on top of the boiling lava. That silver light meshed well with the red-haired Cale.

“Weak human.”

“What?”

“Let me know if you don’t have enough! I am willing to give you my piggy bank!” ((PR: IT’S ADORABLE.) ) …

The king of rocks, the Giant Cobblestone that is known as the, ‘Super Rock,’ is in the land of boulders. (Really wanted to call it Dwayne Johnson )

112 Cale could see an old Elf with white hair and beard walking toward them. It was the Elf Chief. However, unfortunately, he did not have time to greet her. (I double checked the raw and it does indeed say beard but it is a woman )

114 The group all looked toward Cale at Ron’s question. He had fainted after coughing up blood. They knew that Cale was a good person who really liked to help others, but they also knew that Cale did not enjoy moving around and getting hurt. (Pfft, you’ve all been scammed to believe he’s a good person! (PR: I mean, he COULD have just ignored the Elves’ plight…) )

118 “Just what are you selling to the Whipper Kingdom that Alberu keeps laughing for no reason when he is alone?”

“… His highness keeps laughing when he is alone?” ((PR: Cale broke him.) )

129 Hannah let out a quiet chuckle. Although her poisoned body was still in pain, she was now full of vitality. Cale gently asked Hannah, who seemed to be imagining the opportunity to get her revenge. (Cale just collects people who want revenge. )

135 He could see that Tasha was looking at him with warm eyes and that the black robe was coming toward him. (Author references Mary as black robe frequently because that’s all you can see. (PR: And I hate it.) )

142 “It has been wonderful having Cage-nim here. If it is okay with you, young master-nim, I hope that Miss Cage can stay here longer.” (Went from Cage-nim to Miss Cage in one breath. New ship? Poor Taylor. )

148 ‘It’s not a matter of if I will be fine or not. I don’t think I’ll be able to differentiate. Once I start to see blood, I can’t stop myself from killing anything in front of me.’ ((PR: Hannah was the one who said that a sea of blood would be beautiful. I don’t think her blood addiction is as bad as Redika, but she definitely still has a blood addiction. Why is everyone in this novel a sadist?) )

151 The Count nodded his head multiple time as he answered.

There was a different kind of smile on his face now. Raon, who was watching the father-son duo chat while remaining invisible, started to speak into Cale’s mind.

– Human, the Count is smiling like you do when you are scamming people! It is amazing! It is very similar! ((PR: I wonder what Deruth’s young scamming years were like…) )

158 “Was it you?”

“What are you talking about, your highness?”

Alberu was certain after seeing Cale eating a cookie with an expression that seemed to be saying, ‘I know nothing.’

“It was you.”

“What was?”

“What did you do to the Vatican?”

Crunch.

Cale started to smile as he bit down on the cookie. ((PR: Cale is an innocent lil child.) )

………

‘That knight is originally from the slums.’

‘Apparently, he grew up with poor parents and many siblings, but his good character made him popular with the people in the slums and the general public. They call him a Dragon from the river. (This is an idiom for something rare. You wouldn’t normally find a Dragon coming out of a river. (PR: A-Are dragons common in other places then?) )

Alberu shocked to find out choi han is a sword master ((PR: Oh if only he knew Cale’s party’s full strength…) )

160 Huten and Metelona. ((PR: Their names sound like pokemon.) )

164 Cale ~must~ go home and spend the new year with his family ((TL: such a good boy.))

172 “Just one of the many average people.” ((TL: Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-man.) )

174 Cale quickly understood what Hong was trying to say. ((PR: I can’t even read lips, but young master Silver Light can understand animals!) )

[shiii-kei]

LCF!Crack: Because I like making memes about them.

[shiii-kei]

LCF!Crack: WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

Alberu

Person 1: WE HAVE A PROBLEM! We need your help!

Alberu, starts walking without looking back: Take me there and explain the situation to me along the way.

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Choi Han

Person 2: WE HAVE A PROBLEM! We need your help!

Choi Han, stands up: Where is it?!

Person 2: Its at the Plaz—

Choi Han: *Jumps on air*

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Cale

Person 3: WE HAVE A PROBLEM—

Cale, unscrew a bottle of wine: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.

Person 3: B-But sir the fire—

Cale, pouring wine on his drink: If you mean the flaming pillar, that's our solution to last week's problem.

Person 3:

Person 3: Then there's no problem.

Cale: Correct. *sips wine*

[shiii-kei]

LCF!Crack: Ah, F***.

Choi Han, attempting to write, failed: Ah, F***.

CALE, casually drinking tea beside him: *GASPS*

CALE: *LOUDLY*

*sound of glass breaking*

CALE: *LITERALLY BREAKING HIS INDIFFERENT FASCADE*

Cale: *quickly scooting closer to Choi Han*

Cale, VERY serious AND worried: Choi Han, is everything all right!?!?!?

Choi Han, dumbfounded: Huh.

Cale: Are you okay??? Is there a problem???? Did someone piss you off??? Sooo much that "YOU" actually CUSSED?

Choi Han: Um... But it's not the first time—??

Cale: How could you cuss???

Choi Han, with a blank look: I'm sorr—

Cale, pointing an accusing finger: You.

Cale: You giant puppy! You cussed! You angel munchkin! Cussed!

Cale:

Cale, after a moment, horrifyingly touching his chest: ...Is it because me?

Choi Han, panicking: W-What?! No!!! It wasn't because of you! No one made me upset! Well, it may be because I attempted to write but the ink—

Cale: *Gets up, aggressively throws both the pen and ink over the large open window before them*

Cale, turns to Choi Han: Are there any more problems?

Choi Han:

Choi Han, smiling: None so far, Cale-nim.

Cale, seeiously: Good. Approach me anytime if there is anything and anyone who will upset you, understood you big puppy?

Cale: *sits beside Choi Han as if nothing happened*

Choi Han, still smiling and looking at Cale's direction: I like how you want to keep me happy.

Cale: Well, you shouldn't be upset after all. You should always be happy.

Cale, internally: [The world has avoided a major calamity. Good job, Cale Henituse. You deserve to bathe yourself with the money you stole.]

Choi Han, internally: [Ah, Cale-nim, he really—]

[shiii-kei]

TCF!Crack

I love the way how animated Cale had gotten when he was pretending to be Naru at the Endable Kingdom like he just went on like–

Cale/Naru: Oh my! My poor poor father! Who had done this atrocious sin!??!

Cale, whispers evilly to himself: Me

Cale/Naru: Oh my! Uncle! I beg of you to painfully torture this despicable human named Cale Henituse and give him the most agonizing death humans will ever have to experience!

Cale/Naru: Because he has caused THIS to my poor poor father! Ugh!

Cale/Naru: No one goes unscathed when one hurts a member of the family von Ejellan, more so lived to tell the tale MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

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Raon: The human has gone crazy!!!

Choi Han: Yeah......