Oh, capitalism, you magnificent force of... well, let's call it "efficiency." You know, the brilliant system where the rich get richer, and the rest of us get to dream about retirement around age 85.
Capitalism, where we all get to participate in the thrilling rat race, even though the cheese at the end seems to be mysteriously vanishing.
But don't worry, it's not like capitalism perpetuates inequality. No, not at all. It's just a funny coincidence that a handful of billionaires have more wealth than half the world's population.
And, of course, it's totally normal that corporations can influence politics. I mean, who doesn't want decisions made by companies that prioritize profits over people?
Oh, capitalism, you keep us on our toes, always reminding us that we're just one stock market crash away from a dystopian future. But hey, at least we get to buy stuff.
So, let's all raise our overpriced lattes to this brilliant system and hope it magically fixes itself... or not.