#legendborn incorrect quote

[ofstarsandmoonlightt]

Selwyn: I can't believe all these people are dressed in all black. All black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be "cool".

Will: Sel, I quite honestly cannot stress this enough, but we are at a

*funeral*

[ofstarsandmoonlightt]

Sel: I failed my safety course today.

Bree: Why? What happened?

Sel: Well, one of the questions was,

"In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Bree: And?

Sel: Apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" is not an acceptable answer.

[ofstarsandmoonlightt]

William: Selwyn, why is there a pentagram in the middle of the living room?

Selwyn: You told me to satanize the house before you returned

William:

William: I said SANITIZE-

[ofstarsandmoonlightt]

looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: William

looks like they’ll kill you, is a cinnamon roll: Nick

looks like a cinnamon roll, will kill you: Alice,(also William)

looks like they can kill you, will kill you: Selwyn, Bree

Bonus:

Sinnamon roll: Also Selwyn

[ofstarsandmoonlightt]

Bree: How can anyone say Sel is evil?!? He’s the most precious, innocent soul.

Sel: *wiping blood off his face* Yeah, I'm adorable.

[ofstarsandmoonlightt]

Alice: I need a human skull. Don't ask any questions.

Selwyn:

Selwyn: as long as you don't ask any either.

Selwyn: *pulls out 6 human skulls that are in perfect condition*

Alice:

Alice: I'll take that one.

[ofstarsandmoonlightt]

Valec: hello

Selwyn: hellno

[ofstarsandmoonlightt]

Sel: I have flaws! what are they? oh I don't know...

Sel: I sing in the shower, sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering.

Sel: occasionally, I'll commit first degree murder.

Bree: …should I be concerned??!!