Mar 18, 2019
Just throwing some ideas around with a quick sketch of @legendofstraydog‘s Ivy in some sort of formal wear. She looks like a badass but she’s actually searching desperately for someone she knows at this party.
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Just throwing some ideas around with a quick sketch of @legendofstraydog‘s Ivy in some sort of formal wear. She looks like a badass but she’s actually searching desperately for someone she knows at this party.
21-25!
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?
Well, yes, many times. Where else do you go when you get sick? I’ve never been an inpatient, though, if that’s what this means.
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?
I’ve been pulled over by over-zealous policemen with nothing better to do on an Easter morning.
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?
A whole bunch, actually! Peter Capaldi, Pearl Mackie, Ralph Fiennes, Vanessa Redgrave, Tom Felton, Malcolm McDowell, Peter Beagle, Jesca Hoop, J. Elvis Weinstein, Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl, Vernon Wells, Doug Walker, Martin Billany, and I’m fairly certain I once sat next to Kristen Stewart on the train into London. If that wasn’t K. Stew, then that girl could’ve been her body double, and I know this isn’t my faceblindness playing tricks on me because one of my good friends was with me and agreed.
I think that’s it?
I’m not actually even a huge celeb nerd or anything, I've just always lived in or near major cities where celebs attend/hold events. I also rarely go to concerts or shows or anything, and generally save my money for occasions when I know there’ll be meet & greets, because they’re fun. I also used to do a lot of work at conventions when I lived in Chicago, so I’d meet celebs there.
24. Baths or showers?
Showers. Bathtubs are uncomfortable and I don’t like the feeling of sitting in still water.
25. What color socks are you wearing?
Gray
Smol!RC comparing hand size with Kylo because size difference and hands are my kryptonite.
He can fold your hands into his palms, encompass them completely with his own. It feels so warm, so safe. He doesn’t do this often, but when he does, your heart is always bursting.
Portrait of @legendofstraydog‘s OC Ivy. She’ll kick anyone’s ass. She’ll kick your ass. She’ll kick her own ass
How about a MMFR drabble of Joe, Peeps and the Bullet Farmer hanging out like the Golden Girls lol
I apologize in advance for this lmfao
Based on this episode which is one of my all-time favorites.
“Richard, do you think this medal compliments my bosom?” Joe asked, turning in the smudgy, fractured mirror so that the bent steel perched on his plastic armor caught the bright sun pouring in through the windows of his chamber and gleamed dully.
“Sir, if it could cheer, it would leap off your bosom and do a dance,” Richard crooned, fondling a nipple.
Joe smiled behind his horsetooth mask. “You know this is a priceless family heirloom. I’ve only worn it three times in my life, and every time it marked the beginning of a passionate romance.”
“Joe, isn’t that the cursed amulet that came from my family in Sicily before the Water Wars?” Kal asked.
Richard leaned over on the old threadbare couch as far as his own girth would allow him. “No, Major, it’s… it’s just a piece of steel,” he whispered.
“And this time,” Joe said, “I’ve decided to wear it with clothes.”
The Organic Mechanic, at the medical chair behind them preparing for Joe’s weekly prostate exam, snorted a chuckle.
“You have the list, Richard?” Joe asked without turning. “For my Moonlight Madness party?”
“Yes sir, but… you seem to have forgotten to invite…. anyone that’s not a young nubile full life girl between the ages of eighteen and twenty-two.”
“Oh, don’t worry, Richard. The Organic will be there. You’ll have someone to talk to. When he isn’t busy examining the girls.”
“Hey, no fair,” the Organic said. “I had to talk to ‘im last time!”
Later
Joe stood fuming in the corner of the Dome by the piano. Kalashnikov mosied up beside him.
They both watched the girls gathered in a giggling cluster of smooth flesh and luscious hair and thin, twitchy legs around Richard, who smiled expansively, two girls on one knee and one on the other. One hand rested on the small of a cute blonde’s back; the other on his nipple. A particularly busty brunette toyed playfully with the padlock and chain strung between Richard’s nipples. He chuckled deeply and a ripple of squealy giggles swelled from the clot of girls.
Kalashnikov sipped 'shine that had been fuel for his rig only two distillations ago. “Told you your medal was cursed.”
legendofstraydog replied to your photoset: also my bed hair looked great today
You’re gorgeous!
i just know my angles lmao
