#lemonading

[cratestuff]

when you want someone to reciprocate romantic feelings, try diluting their water with your pee when they're not looking. this will make them hopelessly in love with you. this is called "lemonading" someone, its science

[sallies-garden]

Planting roots. Strengthening foundations. Quiet growth. 🌿

The March 2026 Garden Guide + Reflection is officially live at Sallie's Garden by Kiara on Substack. This month, we aren't chasing algorithms or performing to be seen. We are building—slowly, intentionally, and for the long term.

This is what inside the Garden PDF Guide:

Weekly rhythm breakdowns for structured clarity

Journal prompts for the upcoming Spring Equinox

Monthly energy overviews and grounded affirmations.

[Download the Free Guide Here]

"Every small seed planted this month holds the promise of growth—in reflection, creativity, and spirit."

[radtadtheturtle]

i'm really mad that unbreakable kimmy schmidt ended without answering this important question: what's worse, being heartbroke or roach-bit?

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

I literally just sent this to my friend (shes helped me develop ideas for the story since the beginning)

[hannahscreativethoughts]

Titus Andromedon - Hold Up/Sorry/All Night (LEMONADE Parody from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)

This man is my spirit animal and this Tv show is everything I always wanted. I don't know how often I watched this video. Everybody has to see it, it is amazing. <3

[howtolivefatandhappy]

If you thought I couldn’t possibly be any more extra, you thought WRONG! #nofilter #lemonading #girlswhothinktheyrebeyoncé #lioness #crochetbraids

[kimberlylemonade]

Iconic.