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ok i’ll stopHELP

"You can't just... refer to someone by Astarion wanting to perform fellatio on them!!" That could be any- He is trying very hard to not imagine the teeth scraping. "...Except, I know what you mean. It's the lich, right? Tell me everything."

He had a point, but still! "To be fair, brother, that's how he referred to the lich... I assumed he'd know who I was talking about! Clearly I was wrong but.." she pauses to shrug, shifting to get comfortable to speak about her newest apprenticeship. "Tareque is his name, and he's been so lovely to me lately. I originally came to him for my special perfume and some spell scrolls... come to find out, he's got them in his home! And from there well.." she pauses again, a fond smile rising to her lips. It was clear that however this happened, she was happy "-the rest is history. He truly is one of a kind man... he's got such a lovely laugh too! Oh, Sebastian you'd like him! He's nothing like our Master was."

#Aurelia like “time to set Sebastian up with Tareque”#LFAO

@fatecrafted asked: "cupped" hinatsuru @ tengen

“COME BACK HERE YOU LITTE SHIT, I’LL-” before Tengen could so much as go into great detail what would happen when he caught up to the prankster child, the feeling of delicately soft hands pressing to his cheek caught his attention. Without so much as even having to look, he knew exactly who it was ... he’d know Hinatsuru’s touch no matter if he was blind and deaf both. While the rush of irritation he felt didn’t immediately disappear (he held grudges after all), he did let the tension absolutely melt off his body, softening for his wife before he turned to look at her ... though he still looked relatively peeved.

“..what?” he wasn’t going to defend himself, but what he was going to do, was reach up and take a hold of her hand, turning his head to press a gentle kiss to her palm.

#LFAO #he' such a dip #( Tengen + Hinatsuru )#answered #fatecrafted