Please, someone, anyone, draw Hamlet and Orestes meeting up and being depressed about their revenge quests over some coffee.
The stories they can tell each other.
Hamlet: My uncle poisoned by father.
Orestes: Same, but it was my mother who did it.
Hamlet: What?
Orestes: With an axe after throwing a net at him as he bathed.
Hamlet:...
Orestes:...
Hamlet: Alright, I got nothing. Drinks on me.

















