The zodiac signs as lovers <3
*You should check your Venus, Mars, Sun and maybe Moon
Aries - Usually athletic or at least have a naturally nice body; They don’t like to show their emotions through words so they show it through acts; If they find you attractive they will let you know, and they’re usually pretty shameless about it; Soooo protective and can get possessive sometimes; Playfights that end up in hot make out sessions; Jaw and neck kisses out of nowhere; They feel the need to ALWAYS be touching you in some way, be it hand holding, an arm around your waist, their hand on your thigh, anything; If you argue, they tend to get REALLY aggressive, they tend to say prety rough stuff when angry and also have physical outbursts (never trying to physically hurt you, more like punching the wall or some shit); They prefer adventurous and funny dates to romantic dates; Sex with them is just... WOW; They get rough and aggressive in sex, they like it fast; They are impatient and hot headed; Arguing about nothing and making up five minutes after; Soooo much teasing; They will provoke you with outrageous ideas then shut you up with a rough kiss because they just love annoying and joking with you like that; Constant roasting; Will most likely offend you jokingly out of nowhere and they expect you to play along and offend them back; Wrestling each other constantly.
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” - Joan Crawford
Taurus - They are usually really attractive; If they like you they will try to get to know you... slowly (they’re a pussy basically); Lots of giggling when they’re around you; They show their love through physical touch, but in a very soft and non-sexual way; Like resting their head on your shoulder, hugging you from behind, holding your hand, pacing a hand on the small of your back when walking thought crowds, that type of stuff; they can’t walk in the streets with you and NOT hold your hand, if you go out with them you’ll be holding hands ALL the time; A homebody; They care soooo much about you even if they don’t vocally say it; They love to cuddle; They try to spoil you with expensive gifts; Pretty old-fashioned, they are the most likely to care about chivalry and traditionally romantic gestures (opening the car door, paying for dates, and stuff like that); They love you so much and they would never cheat because of how loyal and committed they are; Can be extremely stubborn wich can lead to heated arguments; It’s not easy to piss a Taurus off, they try not to show it when they’re angry, but when they finally explode, prepare for a HUGE fight that will most likely lead to you two to not talking for weeks or even breaking up; Low-key boyfriend/girlfriend material; Would never purposefully hurt you, even during arguments, they’re always careful with the stuff they say, always trying to not cross your boundaries; Heated kisses; They have such beautiful bodies and are REALLY sensual; Sex with them is amazing; Sex really depends on their mood, if they had a good and relaxed day , they prefer it to be sweet and soft, if they had a bad and stressful they prefer it to be rough and aggressive; Can actually be really slutty, in the best way possible
“I could stay with you forever and never realize the time.” -Bob Dylan
Gemini - They will be sooo playful and flirty once they start to feel interested in you; They like to let you know how much you mean to them, and will do it verbally, but not often; They give you annoying and cheesy nicknames just to see the disgusted look in your face; They love to cuddle before sleeping; They like to play with your hair; They love to annoy you and mess with you in every way; They are sooo interesting omg, they can talk to you about anything; You won’t get bored with them; They love to make you laugh; They will talk to you all night if you can’t sleep; They want someone in the same intellectual level as them; Really open-minded and will support you so much; They are so mean to you but they love the shit out of you; Kinky af; I’ll save you some mental effort, will aim for your neck when horny; so many hickies; they like to take control in sex and dominate their partner; They know how to turn you on; They are wild; They know everything about you; These mfs remember everything you say, and they like to let you know they remember; They’re like a sponge, absorving every single particularity about tou without you even noticing; In three months they will know you and your little quirks better than you know yourlsef; These people are very hard to get to know tho; In the beginning they’ll make you feel like they know everyting about you, and you know nothing about you; It’s hard for them to let people know their vulnerabilities; But they have a way that keeps you hooked and you can’t get enough of them because each day you discover something knew; The kind of lover to whisper “i love you” in your ear while you’re sleeping but rarely says it when you’re awake; They are always looking out for you; They literally put your needs before their own
“If I loved you less, I would be able to talk about it more.” -Jane Austen
Cancer - Once they’re into you, they will seek for your approval and try to show off around you; They like to express they’re love towards you in all the ways possible, all the time; They’re so good at making out and kissing in general; They want to cuddle all the time; They care sooo much about you; Big hearted; They will try their best to make you feel loved and protected; So cute; Will cry if you cry; They imagine what it would be like to marry you but they won’t tell you; These are the most likely to fantasize about a future together agter the first date; When mad, they get moody and are really passive-aggressive, may even punish their partner with the silent treatment or some shit; They want to get to know everything about you, even the most sensitive spot; They will insult you during fights, and they can get dirty in fights, actively trying to hit you where it hurts (figuratively obviously); They will melt everytime you say “i love you”; When horny, they will aim for your collarbones and neck and kiss it till you understand what they want; They love to be on top and see you at their mercy, but they love to see you on top as well, riding and dominating them completely; They love aftercare; Showering together omg
“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever.” - Lord Alfred Tennyson
Leo - They are soooo good-looking omg; If they’re into you, they will compliment you so much; They want someone who they can be proud of dating; They will show you off to all their friends because they want everyone to know how beautiful you are; Hates when someone finds you too beautiful and starts hitting on you tho; Won’t be scared of making a jealousy scene in front of everyone; Lots of PDA; They are so flirty with everyone omg; And when you get jealous and they love it; They love to feel like they belong to you and like you own them, and that’s why they love it when you’re jealousy side comes up; Will even purposefully try to make you jealous to get a reaction; They take so many photos of you; Candid pics of you are constant and they have thousands of them in their gallery; Their gallery is basically filled with your face only; Playful; They get pouty and annoying when they’re mad; Will use the pettiest arguments, but as soon as you bend and let it go they will also let it go and not hold a grudge; They always tell you how breathtaking you are, and expect you to do the same; They treat you like royalty; They like to please you in every way; SO BOSSY in sex; They want to control but low-key get turned-on when you act bratty; Hates to see you sad and will do anything to put a smile on your face
“When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.” - Arrigio Boito
Virgo - This is literally best friends to lovers AU kind of relationship; Virgos fall in love slowly and never understand it because they’re so fucking out of touch with their own feelings; They will kind of panick when they realize they are actually in love with you; They are willing to be crazy with you; They want you to know they have your back; Will solve every single problem in your life for you; They are 100% honest with you and mean everything they say; Will make suggestive jokes to tease you; May have a hard time showing their emotions wich may lead to fights; Will raise their eyebrow when arguing and will say things with the intention of hurting you because they feel attacked, it’s a defense mechanism (‘hurt them before they hurt you’); Such little assholes but they love you to death; They will push your buttons; They are very nit picky and will bug you about the most random shit; Not a PDA fan; Super touchy in private tho; Notices ALL the little details about you and remembers them all; Roasting each other all the time; DoMiNaTiNG in sex; They love to feel the power of control; They won’t ever let their partner be on top; They hate to lose control over anything, in sex it’s just the same; They NEED to be in control; They’re assholes; Will pretend they dont love you; Will act disgusted because of you; Will say they hate you; But actually, you’re the most important person in their life, they would do anything for you; They love you so much it scares them.
“You can't blame gravity for falling in love.” - Albert Einstein
Libra - They are beautiful, really; They are actually really flirty with everyone they know, you’ll never know if they’re into you or if they’re not into you; Until they get sick of you not understanding that they like you and just tell you; Charming as fuck; tells you how hot you look every day; So gentle with you; They care so much about your feelings; They are very soft in everything regarding you - when they touch you, their hands are light and gentle, when they talk to you they’re soft-spoken, and the list goes on; They are very attractive; You’ll be jealous everytime they flash a smile to another person (because of their flirty nature); They will hate it when you’re jealous because it’ll make them feel like you don’t trust them; But if they’re jealous it’s a completely different story; They get controlling, you can’t talk to any other person because they get jealous; And salty; Love to cuddle; Great kissers omg; Naturally sexy; So gracious, they dont need to do anything and you are instantly turned on; Love to go out with their partner; Super mean to you during playful fights but somehow still in a loving way; Scary when angry; When anger gets the best of them, they completely lose control - Will hold themselves back in public, just glaring at you to make you feel intimidated; but in private will SHOUT at you to make you understand how stupid you are; SEX......; Knows how to make your knees weak; Knows all the right spots to make you horny; Whispers sexy words in your ear and bites it afterwards; They are the definition of a “switch”; They still flirt with you because you’re still just as attractive and beautiful as the first day they met you
“Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.” -Virginia Woolf
Scorpio - Oh boy... so intense; When they’re into you they will stare at you all the time, in a seductive way; They will attract you with their fierce and mysterious nature. They want to know every little detail about you, but will take their time to start sharing stuff about themselves; Protective; Jealousy gets the best of them; Possessive; They want to connect with their lover in a really deep level; Lots of inside jokes; They tend to express their love through sex; They want to know your limits, they will bring out the best of you, but they will intentionally piss you off to the point where you’re screaming at them and telling them to get the fuck out, just to get to know the worse version of you; So intelligent; Super seductive; Super high sex appeal; Admires you so much omg; In their mind,you belong to them, and they will make sure you think the same way; They are addictive; Hot make out sessions; They are scary when angry, but not like Libra, they will talk to you calmly and be completely emotionless and point out all your insecurities, touching all the sensitive spots; Fights will always end up in sexx; KINKY; DOMINATING; CONTROLLING; OMG SO ROUGH; Will make you believe that they are your soulmate
“I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
Sagittarius - Must be so good to date them omfg; They are pretty chill about relationships and love in general, they dont really look for it; But when they do feel attracted to someone they will try to make them laugh; They will take you on adventurous and wild dates; In the beginning, they won’t even consider the possibility of having a serious relationship, for them, it’s all about having fun; But their feelings grow and they dont even notice it until they’re in love; There is never a dull moment with them; There isn’t jealousy in this relationship; They are so interesting omg; You two will spend most of the time discussing views on other cultures, religions, and ideas; They need someone highly intellectual; It’s horrible to argue with them; They won't ever admit they’re wrong, and if they’re right, they will rub it on your face when the argument is over; They love to be creative in sex; Like, they will try weird-ass positions in weird-ass places because they think it will be fun; The type of sex depends on their mood; In a room full of people, their eyes only search for you; They just really want someone they can be themselves with, a care-free relationship
“The course of true love never did run smooth.” -William Shakespeare
Capricorn - These people are always so serious it’s almost scary; If they like you, they will try to build a friendship with you first; They so ambitious and practical that they will at some point just right away tell you they like you; Prepare to be spoiled; In public it almost looks like you two are just friends but in private they’re so touchy and secretly love to cuddle you; They like to make you feel safe; They are so loyal and commited; They are old-fashioned; They feel like they have to pay for everything and open the door for you; They have problems expressing their love through words or physically, so they try to do it through gifts; They want someone who, just like them, is independent and has their shit together; When they love, they love hard as fuck; Cares so much about you; Loves being in control in sex; Lots of little arguments, none of them too heated, because they know how to control themselves and speak in a calm way; Witty af; Likes to squeeze your ass; Call them because you need them and they’ll be there in a heartbeat.
“If you remember me, then I don’t care if everyone else forgets.” - Haruki Murakami
Aquarius - Quirky AF; So... When they like you, they will probably tell you weird random facts about anything they’re interested in, and you’ll be like, confused AF; They are witty and charming; They love to try new stuff with you; They will probably teach you so many new weird stuff; They will take you out randomly at the most random moments; Always making you laugh; They need space; Independence is HOT for them; They want you to have your own life, in which they are not included; They need to have their own friends and their own time to be alone; They don’t want someone who’s clingy, They hate that type of shit; They can be cold and stubborn sometimes, wich can lead to arguments, in wich they will be so indifferent to what their partner is saying and they just need their partner to shut up and let them think about the problem by themselves, after that, they will probably say sorry and everything will be alright; Sex is really intimate for them; They need to feel a really deep connection with their partner to do it; Intelligent; They love to talk to their partner; Even though they can’t really show their love in any way they like to do it by sharing their knowledge
“Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” - Emily Bronte
Pisces - SOFTIES; If they like you, they will probably exchange shy glances and small talk until you make the first move; When you do, prepare to meet a whole different person; They love PDA, cuddles, and kisses; They fall in love deeply and strongly; They are clingy and get jealous easily; They love to do cute little gifts for you; They will show you their love through words and sex; In sex, they can be whatever you want; They live to please you; If you want them on top, they will be hard core dominating; If you want them to be a bottom, they will be the most obedient submissive; They are so sensual; They fall in love fast and deeply; Make sure to keep the spark alive; Pnce they start believing you’re their soulmate, they won’t ever fall out of love and wont ever forget about you, even if the relationship ends; They like to remind you they love you all the time, and you never get sick of hearing it because they’re so cute; When they are angry at you, they’ll get moody and defensive, will insult you if needed; Tons of random kisses on random places; They love you so much and care so much about you omg, softies
“I loved her against reason, against promise, against peace, against hope, against happiness, against all discouragement that could be.” - Charles Dickens