Noooo I was making a list of my favorite My Immortal quotes and it all got erased
I guess I'll rewrite it here and make you all suffer too
(not in any particular order)
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!” (he had a headache so it's ok)
It was……………………………………………………...Dumblydore!
Voldemort gave me a gun.
"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him
Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face.
"I hath telekinesis."
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”
Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were going to St. Mango’s after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can’t have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Kool" said Serious as Voldemort and Hedwig started 2 make out sexily.
Then……….. I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive.
"You fucking bustard!" he yelled at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!"
And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11
It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
AND THE BEST
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!)
