TAZ Balance Characters Badly Explained
This goes out to all y’all mutuals of mine that have no fucking clue what I’m talking about
(Not such an) idiot wizard
Merle Hightower Highchurch
Hates all kids except his own
Tries too keep the peace and fails
Tries to start a fight and fails
“Have you heard the good word of Pan today?”
NPCs (specifically the other 4 birds)
Canonically trans, I love her
Fucking dies a whole bunch
Thinks being a nerd is cute apparently
Greg Grimaldis owes her $15
Learns to swim so he can be cool in front of lup
Shit constitution, apparently
Cant just fucking talk to his friends, instead waits until it’s almost too late
The only one allowed to wear jeans
Traumatic memory loss (thanks lucretia)
Can only say his own name
Will turn this spaceship around
Will go down with his ship
Erases the memories of all her friends
“If I can’t have it my way, no one can”
Makes me all conflicted because what the fuck but also she’s doing her best