#carson rambles

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the way “some minds aren’t meant for this world” and then the montage of gay will moments immediately followed by will proving that no actually he DOES belong here and being gay is absolutely part of that. oh my god.

[therealcarson]

Fyi these two share a va

[abashedlyhere]

Craig says he loves Tweek really early. Like two month in, before they’ve even established wether or not they’re still pretending. He feels it and (he’s autistic) he sees no reason not to say it. Tweek freaks out. He isn’t ready to say it, or sure of what he’s feeling at all. Craig reassures him, tells him that he would rather hear tweek say it back when he’s sure he means it, and that he just thought tweek should know how he feels.

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oh boy i sure can’t wait to see more of my favorite father-son dynamic in absolute flash!

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Jason maintaining his villain status after reconciling with his family and having specific reactions to his siblings coming to stop whatever bs he’s planning based on how annoyed he is with them like

Tim, crashing through a skylight: Red Hood what are you doing

Jason: Red Robin, how good of you to join us.

Tim: can you just like. Stop.

Jason: not unless you admit that I was right about that argument we had 3 weeks ago

Tim, thinking:

Tim: THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH EATING MAC AND CHEESE WITH A SPOON

Jason: YES THERE IS

—

Jason, getting ready to fight: Spoiler. You’ve really been pissing me off lately.

Steph, waving her hand frantically: wait wait WAIT. I know I’ve been annoying BUT. I have gossip.

Jason, signaling his men to stop doing whatever they’re doing: this better be good

—

Dick: little wing, can you please just. Not do evil shit right now. I have a headache.

Jason: nah I think I will

Dick: but. We got pizza last night. You said you had a good time.

Jason: yeah, but it’s my job to piss you off so.

Dick, pinching his nose to hold off a migraine: you’re an asshole. You better not complain when I whoop your ass.

Jason: bring it, dickface

—

Jason, calling off his men, ready to slip into the playful arguments that he and duke usually have:

Duke, Very Tired Student and Vigilante at the end of his shift: I helped you change the home screen of the batcomputer to that image Tim had of Batman tripping over his own cape, Can We Not Today?

Jason, thrown off: you good man?

Duke: finals.

Jason: ah.

—

Cass: red hood.

Jason: oh hey.

Cass: are we fighting?

Jason: nah, you made dickface feel old two days ago and I got a picture of the face he made, we’re good.

Cass:

Cass: can I take a break here?

Jason: yeah, I think I have some snacks if you want

—

Bruce: red hood.

Damian: hello, hood.

Jason: B. Brat.

Bruce, who had lunch with Jason last week and is sure they’re on good terms: is there any chance we can—

Jason, squaring up: nah old man, we’re fighting.

Damian: Am I required to participate?

Damian, attempting the puppy eyes dick taught him through the mask: I finished that book you gave me and I was hoping we wouldn’t fight so we could talk about it

Jason, who was only planning on fighting Bruce: don’t worry about it, brat. You just go foil my evil plan while I’m fighting B, and then I’ll take you for ice cream.

Bruce: hold on-

Jason: no. I need this.

Damian: this is acceptable. I will be finished posthaste.

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birdflash where dick has a breakdown ab all the pressure he feels constantly from being nightwing and All That Entails + his family + just like. Being an adult, so wally is like “hey why don’t you just take a break and come stay in keystone w me for a little bit :))))”

and really, this whole thing is wally “accidentally” making dick his trophy wife. but dick doesn’t need to know that.

dick is rebuilding himself and finding out who he is without the looming bat-shaped shadow constantly over his head while also being a guy who who grew up in nj suddenly in the midwest.

dick: walls, i thought you said the people here were chill

wally: they are? why? did something happen?

dick: when i went for a walk today, everyone i made eye-contact with smiled at me.

wally: yeah, and?

dick: they smiled.

wally: oh right you’re from the gloomiest place on earth.

wally: smiling at the people you make eye contact with is just being polite here, dude.

(and like, this could be established!birdflash where wally is lowkey trying to frog boil his bf into settling down (it works) OR it could be pre-birdflash in an “and they were roommates” situation.)

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lessons to learn from the stranger things finale:

if you’re in gay love with your best friend, just get over it.

if you’re a lifelong victim of abuse, the only way out is to die.

if you’re straight, your first love is also your true love. unless you have shared trauma.

if you’re a gay person, don’t watch mainstream tv

but like. fuck the system or whatever, right?