#lmaaaaoooooo

[l13]

i just saw someone say this on tiktok about the lanterns trailer:

In grayest day, in brownish night, no sand shall escape my weary sight

[buckrogers2491]

Facts

[pocket-sized-lawyer]

Pats her short friend on the head. He was adorable.

"Oi! I am tall now!!!" He is not.

[i-am-a-whimsy-boy]

I keep seeing people posting culture-bent Hatsune Mikus, and I thought to myself, "Hey, I'm an artist, I should draw Miku but make her Asian like me! How come nobody's done this yet?"

It took me so long to realize that nobody has culture bent Miku to be Asian because she is, in fact, already Asian.

[movedtonewblogcheckpinnedpost]

"And if Daniel was sluggish, Armand would push him into the shower, soap him all over, rinse him off, drag him out, dry him thoroughly, then shave his face."

[monkeydlesbian]

i’m so excited to get into thriller bark i love spooky themed episodes and stuff

[theseourbodiesrp]

"Rich, would you still love me if I were a worm?"

"Sugar. I would love you in any form, in any life. Okay?"

"But I'm begging you to go the hell to sleep, Soph. Please."

[lovelyrhink]

I MADE IT TO STATE FINALS OF THE NATIONAL AMERICAN MISS BEAUTY PAGEANT