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"rpf is ok" — dan howell

Jay really took one look at Sun, saw an extremely traumatized, damaged and unbelievably depressed little man and said “oh yeah, I can fix him.”

AND THEN HE DID??

#thai bl #payback the series

allthingswhumpyandangsty

You don’t get how satisfying this felt, that sasaeng is pure evil, she has been targeting him for months, ruined part of their debut in Paris by spreading lies too, worst part? She works for their agency and it’s the favorite of their boss (evil Qi Li) and still gets to do what she wants

#yunyi #yun qi #gao jia hui

Always there for him

I’m not fucking crying

#yunyi99

#yunyi #hao yi ran #yun qi #hao pu #gao jia hui #hao jing yun #his to my shore first scene vs his first international runway #so emotional about this

weneedtogetofftheseaaaaa

#news to me

He tried so hard not to look back to PuPu 🩵

#yunyi99

#yunyi #hao yi ran #yun qi #hao pu #gao jia hui #hao jing yun

So happy for them

#yunyi99

#yunyi #hao yi ran #yun qi #hao pu #gao jia hui #hao jing yun #Paris #paris haute couture

clownfactories

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

whosname

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

#laughing my ass off #cats

occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

pinene

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey

you are so beautiful in every way

pinene

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

hobo-rg

i'm glad you two found each other but you don't need to, and indeed should not, tell your boss any details of your symptoms.

all they need to know is that you will not be working because you're sick, and your best guess at when you will be recovered. that's all the information you should ever disclose for a recoverable illness.

if your boss is a sensible human being they don't want to know any more than that, because they understand and accept that it's none of their business.