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SOMEBODY BEAT ME TO DRAWING THE FAMILY FEUD THING FUCK

Of course Slipknot’s “Vermilion” is about a stalker.

the stages of ordering pizza

stage 1: yes this is a good idea I can’t wait

stage 2: hm maybe I shouldn’t do this, it’s expensive and unhealthy

stage 3: no whatever it’s not THAT expensive fuck it

stage 4: omg yes it’s here, it looks delicious omg i’m so ready

stage 5: ok 3 slices is enough i feel kind of gross now

stage 6: well here’s an empty pizza box and i hate myself

ssvnormantea replied to your post: “I only wanted to eat the superior chi...

i honestly just think of flemeth it’s horrible

oh my god now i want an AU

so uh

yeah fuck it

im makin a porn blog bc i already have no life so

if you want to follow it message me

bc i dont want everyone i know irl following it if i can avoid that? idk whatever

omg if someone were to describe me then they’d say i have beady eyes

Isn't my Guildmate awesome?

Me:Sitting in Par Ruins watching two people pvp

Guildmate:*walks in the ruins and towards me*

Guildmate:Hey

Me:Yeah?

Guildmate:I couldn't find any coal but here's some flint instead

Guildmate:*drops flint at my feet*

Guildmate:Merry Christmas

Me:......

#lmao goddamnit