dirty hands is what i demand

@lancevance

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NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

we isekai into the uma musume world where I'm a horse girl and you're a human girl and I show off the amazing abilities of a horse girl with great strength and running speed and much else and you feel inspired to discover what else this world can offer with me but by day 3 I've started a twitch streaming career where I play gran turismo and formula 1 and stuff and it's not even uma musume turismo they're just normal cars it's the exact same game except ferrari porsche and mustang have slightly different logos

saw new mikannie fanart in the year 2026 god is good

follow up to this is seeing tyzula fanart in 2026 godbless

came across new shiznat fanart that was published yesterday. we are so up

#i forgot all about shiznat and how big mai-hime was for me #kannazuki no miko and shiznat invented toxic yuri #and both are canon

And somehow, it’s already almost June.

This is your reminder that you deserve more than just surviving your life. Be present in it. Don’t postpone joy. Choose yourself, over and over again.

Me, to my past self: “Yeah, you end up learning a lot about yourself but at the end of the day you’ll see that you have to live your life”

My past self: “What the fuck do you mean you have to turn your DS upside down to evolve it?”

zoomers should incorporate this look into their yk2 pastiche fashion trends

#just know cheryl also got on some mid-calf high heeled boots on to complete the look #the stylist did such an excellent job with her #ga

cheaphalloweencostume

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

cheaphalloweencostume

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

cheaphalloweencostume

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

i’m finally watching popstars the rivals, the reality show that formed girls aloud, and oh my god once nadine appears, the meaning of star power suddenly makes sense

sarah and nadine wore the same shirt but in diff colors

to vocal train the contestants, the coach chose the song one sweet day by mariah and boyz ii men lmaooo

unbelievable kimba and nicola were not selected as part of original top 10 but because of that, we’re blessed with extra coverage of the selection and moving in process

love that cheryl and nadine were the first to swarm kim when she arrived

just finished the audition section and it’s interesting what each of louis walsh and pete waterman want for their respective girl/boy band.

pete wants true male Vocalists whose voices harmonize like angels from heaven

and louis seems to want girls with a bit of x-factor and star power despite not being Perfect at everything (nadine and sarah suck at dancing, kim’s voice is shaky)

#just think the way they went about forming the groups is so interesting #ga

as an overthinker i was psyching myself out about my crush of course and on the verge of giving up but then i found the opportunity to talk to her for 20 mins and i felt like I got hit my cupid’s arrow over again lmaooooooo

ok i haven’t been able to see her since but the above meeting was so impactful for me. like the last dredges of doubt and anxiety have finally been chased out of the shadows

#finally feel confident to step up to her

i’m finally watching popstars the rivals, the reality show that formed girls aloud, and oh my god once nadine appears, the meaning of star power suddenly makes sense

sarah and nadine wore the same shirt but in diff colors

to vocal train the contestants, the coach chose the song one sweet day by mariah and boyz ii men lmaooo

unbelievable kimba and nicola were not selected as part of original top 10 but because of that, we’re blessed with extra coverage of the selection and moving in process

love that cheryl and nadine were the first to swarm kim when she arrived

Tried to find these silk Gucci pants Beyoncé wore in the Lose My Breath video and they like ten racks 😭

i’m finally watching popstars the rivals, the reality show that formed girls aloud, and oh my god once nadine appears, the meaning of star power suddenly makes sense

sarah and nadine wore the same shirt but in diff colors

to vocal train the contestants, the coach chose the song one sweet day by mariah and boyz ii men lmaooo

epilepticsaints

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

i’m finally watching popstars the rivals, the reality show that formed girls aloud, and oh my god once nadine appears, the meaning of star power suddenly makes sense

#charming as all hell #haven’t gotten to cheryl yet but suspect a similar feeling

every time i listen to would you mind i think about this comment from yt cuz it always rings true

it’s so funny would you mind is in the top 4 of her most popular songs on tidal lmfaooooooooooo

#over the likes of miss you much and the pleasure principle #it’s a fave of mine too tho

nicola robert’s beat of my drum went around pop twt and sparked ppl to revisit and talk about their fave old girl groups which is prime me content. i was eating it up

but truly what came from it was me revisiting nicola’s only album cinderella eyes and i kinda love it. heard it thru once in the throes of my ga obsession but never explored further except beat of my drum was def in my top 100 songs of 2025

still can’t believe beat of my drum and run the world (girls) by beyoncé share the same backbone of pon de floor by major lazer and vybz kartel and nicola had to get producers (including diplo) to create a similar yet different beat cuz they gave it to beyoncé instead of her

#i would die to hear the beat of my drum demo #ppl have made great recreations since tho

i originally made mutya, keisha and siobhan as the only sugababes members on my tomodachi island but listening to songs with heidi and amelle (catfights and spotlights is peak for this trio) like those two earned a rightful spot on the island

#catfights and spotlights describes my island to tee

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