#lmfaaaaooooo

[eetzli]

my appearance predictions for the new twst characters

[meadowfics]

[fiendcide]

Beep boop anyways

[yourlocalquing]

Zagred uses all the products for his youth

[catboynecromancer]

🐦

WOW, these are the most definitive results I have ever seen! I'm diagnosing you with Adam Parrish stan. The symptoms of this condition include being right all the time, having the best taste in everything ever, incredibly sexy, and probably enjoying when your fave makes people cry. Luckily, the prognosis for Adam Parrish stan is very good, and doesn't include needing anything because you're right and you should say it. Good luck!

[foreverxdaydreaming]

Randomized Bias Tag

Tagged by: @petunia1622  Thank you so much for this fun tag game, love!! ❤ This was a blast~

Rules: Go to this website and pick 15 of your biases/faves, then fill out the following below with the corresponding numbers you got!

Mum/Dad: Yiren (Everglow)

Siblings: Jungwoo (NCT)

Grandma/Grandfather: Taeyeon (SNSD)

Haunts you: Rosé (BlackPink)

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Rocky (Astro)

Your best friend: Hongbin (VIXX)

Your ex: Tiffany (SNSD)

Proposed to you: Minghao (SVT's The8)

Your Boss: Renjun (NCT)

Random person you meet at the bar: Jeno (NCT)

Rival: Taeil (NCT)

First Kiss: Elkie (CLC)

Played 7 minutes in Heaven w/: Xiaojun (WAYV)

Drunk and singing karaoke: Chan (A.C.E)

Gave you your favourite dessert: Kihyun (MX)

Tagging: @ooottokaji-vixx @meow-meow-who @chocolatspring @sunmisgirl @miin-mochii @doyoungcity

[crotalusruber]

was just told that there’s a satanic cult that performs human sacrifices 10 minutes from my house 😍😍😍😍😍

[jeongi]

I just... want to know more about the burnt salad incident

LMFAAAOOOOO!!!!!!! in my head!!! it’s like okokok:::::

taehyung is super hungry but you are not home 

the only thing in the fridge is lettuce and some stray bottles of condiments

taehyung has never cooked a day in his life, the most he’s made himself is a bowl of cereal (he even burns toast)

in his head, he thinks if he cooks the lettuce, it’ll turn into collard greens

he turns on the stove, coats the pan in oil far too late and adds the lettuce (which he remembers to wash but not drain)

so what happens when he places the wet lettuce into hot oil???? a lot of ANGRY oil 

in his haste and panic, he doesn’t turn off the stove like he thought, he actually brings the notch up to it’s highest setting 

he leaves the stove to idk do something taehyung would do (maybe read comics??? watch some youtube??)- anything to forget about his attempt at cooking 

and when the blares of the fire alarm is piercing into his soul, it’s then that he realizes he has not escaped from his lettuce collard greens 

he rushes towards the kitchen, the exact moment you happen to walk into the door.

the lower level is completely smokey, the fire alarm continous in its incessant cries

and there you see it, an abomination of burnt iceberg lettuce that very much does not look like collard greens

THE END.