This is one of many, many ficlets I am posting on Christmas day. Hope you enjoy!
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"Do you think something green and blood-splattered - like a plant stained by a corpse - would suit the Christmas aesthetic, my dears?" Janus asked out of nowhere.
Remus immediately sat up, his back straightening and his eyes light up.
"Yes," he instantly responded.
Logan took a moment to think about it.
"That depends," he answered finally, gaining the attention of both of his boyfriends. "Are you basing it on colours alone, or on the objects themselves?"
"Well, if you are basing this 'aesthetic' on colours, then yes. Green and red are the two colours associated most with Christmas," Logan explained. "So, therefore, based on colours alone, this description suits the Christmas aesthetic."
"Then it depends on the plant. A bloodstained Christmas tree is undeniably 'Christmas-y', or perhaps mistletoe, but a common leaf would not be. It might also depend on the amount of blood. Too much or too little might not have enough of both colours to count."
Remus suddenly reached forward, cupping Logan's face with both hands and squeezing the cheeks.
"I love you," he said, completely seriously.