#logicrofters

[grahoriasfancave]

Patton: You know what I hope we’ll have in common a month from now?

Logan: What?

Patton, dropping to one knee and pulling out a ring: Our last name

Logan: We already have the same- Oh, you know what, I’ll take it

[starlocked01]

OTP (One True Preserve)

AO3

Masterpost- Previous

Summary: Logan finds his soulmate at the grocery store

Day 30 Logicrofters-  You see your soulmate's reflection instead of yours

A/N- I am so tired guys. Legally this is a joke <3

Logan didn't like mirrors. Most people spent so much time staring at their soulmate through them that they were easily the most inefficient, annoying tools on the planet. How hard could it be to focus on a task without making googly eyes at a reflection? However, it was entirely possible he was biased.

Logan never saw his own reflection. What he did see looked like gore, dark purplish-red and glistening. The nightmares he'd suffered as a child were traumatic enough, but having to get ready each day without the help of a mirror had been a pain to learn and master. He wore the same outfit each day- a sleek black polo, blue striped tie and black slacks- and had perfected his signature hairstyle all without a mirror.

The few times he caught sight of himself in the mirror, what stared back didn't look sentient. If it had been alive at some point, he didn’t want to know. Logan just refrained from dating and all those unnecessary emotions and lived his life.

What had his life come to that trying a new grocery store was an adventure?

Logan supposed organic was better than nothing, but most of this food wasn't very budget-friendly. He decided to look for staples and find cheaper stuff elsewhere. He turned down the aisle of various nut and fruit spreads and stopped in his tracks.

He'd never heard of Crofters before. He picked up a jar of morello cherry. It looked so sweet and enticing. Perhaps he could try something new. He added that jar and a jar of organic strawberry to his cart and continued shopping.

After putting away the groceries, Logan decided to have a snack, popping two slices of wheat bread into the toaster. He examined the strawberry jam he'd picked up earlier, curious about the ingredients and nutrition facts. He quickly spread his toast with peanut butter and opened the jelly to add to the other slice. It smelled delicious.

Logan took an absent-minded bite of his sandwich and the rest of his life flashed before his eyes. He watched himself spreading crofters on all manner of bread and bread-like products from toast and biscuits to crackers and pancakes. He saw himself eating pure spoonfuls, practically inhaling jars of the sweetest most delicious preserves he'd ever tasted. This had to be the closest thing to love he'd ever experienced.

Logan licked off the spoon he was using and stared at his reflection. It all made sense now. Crofters was his soulmate and there was no going back to plebian store brands now.

Tag List: @stoicpanther @ifrickenhatedeverythingaboutthis @idontgiveafuckaboutshit @tsshipmonth2020

[notafeeling]

anyways the top three (3) ships in this fandom are as follows:

logicrofters

roman/sword

anxurt

i do not accept constructive criticism

[fandersunite]

Logan: Crofter's jelly

Roman: spaghetti

Patton: cookies

Virgil: yogurt

We need Deceit

[quinintheclouds]

My favorite nickname for Logan:

Crofty Softie™ 

Honestly, he’s such a sweetheart. Lo, buddy, you’re not fooling anyone. You are an absolute lovable softie just like the rest of Thomas, and we appreciate you :)

[sandersshitpost]

Crofters Musical: Lyrics

If anyone wanted/ needed this idk! I wanted to do it! (feel free to correct me on anything and I'll be sure to edit it) (I'll reblog with the dialogue version)

Roman:

It's hard to stay in form these days

With news so intense

We're bombarded with grim black current events

I should drop this whole serious-song pretense

Because this song is not about all that

Thomas:

We made a partnership with Crofters!

We heard a roar across the border that we think came from their bear

We believe it meant to extend us an offer

Roman:

To which I plan to make a jam that's just as tasty as theirs!

[Dialogue]

(Logan: ...That makes perfect sense!)

Logan: Dreams come true!

That's news to me

How wild... blueberry

Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so devine?

Even I

I don't have the vocabulary

to describe what I'm feeling inside

But for me it's very un-ordinary

The first time you bought a jar,

I remember the day!

In a local healthfood's grocery

Thomas:

I felt like Lara Croft(er) and Nathan Drake!

Discovering a treasure once unknown to me

But the greatest thing is yet to be revealed!

Guys I cannot believe this is real! *reveals Logan's Berry Crofters jam*

[Dialogue]

(Logan: I! Still! Love it!)

Logan: Dreams come true! That's news to me

Roman: I'm wrought with jealousy

Logan: How wild... blueberry

Roman: I can't believe you're telling me

Logan: Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so devine?

Roman: That he's the favourite side!

Both, in harmony:

Even I, I don't have the

Logan: vocabulary to describe how I'm

Roman: vigour to bear the loss of pride that I'm

Both, in harmony: feeling inside.

But for me it's very un-ordinary

[Dialogue]

(Roman: Like it? Like it?! Like it!!!! LIKE IITT!!!??)

Roman: This is Crofters

Logan & Thomas, in harmony: This is Crofters

Roman: We're talkin Crofters!

Thomas: Sweet sweet Crofters!

Logan: *licking Crofters*

Roman:

I mean this jelly might as well be gold

It's all that I opt for!

Logan:

Because Crofters is the only jelly I put in my belly!

R&T: Only jelly! In my belly!

Logan: *riffing*

R&T: *thomas' voice an octave lower than death* Only jelly! In my belly!

Logan: *scatting*

R&T: Only jelly! In my belly!

L,R&T: The only jelly I'll put in my belly!

Roman: Crofter- *starts to riff* *music stops*

[eatfruittt]

i had a dream last night where the sides all fell asleep in thomas’ living room and thomas was making a lot of noise in the kitchen and Virgil’s head just pops out from under his ball of blankets and a bunch of smoke also filters out and virgil’s just like “maaaaaan can u keep it dooooowwn it’s foouurrr twentyyy blaze iiiit” and thomas is just like “???? it’s the 21st?” and virgil’s just like “whatever duuude just keep it dowwwwn” and thomas is just shocked and he asks patton if he’s ok with virgil doin this and patton’s just like “uhh ummm—hey where’s logan?” And logan and roman have just disappeared so thomas is like “they’re probably upsta—“ and he cuts off when he hears a noise behind a closet door, so he opens it and logan and roman are just violently making out and then Logan growls “crofters” in this really low voice and roman does that “OHH!” thing the guy does at the end of this vine, and thomas just shuts the door and softly but with feeling, “what the fuck”

[zehumanparachute]

The new canon ship, Logicrofters.