#loki children

[moon-arts02]

Loki's Chaotic Children 🥺 Which is your favorite ? 🐍💚

[damdemigodishness]

“AWWW, YOU two are so cute together it makes me sick. So I’m going back to my own room.” I’m not sure Mallory and Halfborn even heard me when I left, they were lip-locking so hard. Seeing them like that almost made me miss Magnus. Almost.” ― Alex Fierro, 9 From the Nine Worlds

[incorrecthelaquotes]

Skurge: and how is your day going your majesty?

Hela after being locked away for almost 2 thousand years: I´m sorry this is like my 50th interaction today and I just don´t have it in me.

[incorrecthelaquotes]

Hela: daddy, why did grandma name my uncle "Baldr"?

Loki: because it means happiness, because she loves happiness.

Hela: and what do you love dad?

Loki: don´t ask silly questions Helasgard´sthrone

[rattrott]

I tried to revisit a story revolving around norse mythology I was workshopping a while back. 

I love the children of Loki

[e1e4n0r5]

“Loki!” you shout as you storm into the living room. The god looks up in surprise, confused as to why you’re shouting at him. “We need to talk!”

“Of course, Y/N. What can I help you with?” Instead of answering, you throw the book you’re holding at him. Loki catches it smoothly, looking at the title. “Encyclopedia of Old Norse Myths?” It dawns on him... He sighs. “What untruths have upset you?”

You flounder. “Where do I even start? You’re married? You turn into a woman? You’ve got about 1,000 kids?”

Loki looks indignant. “I beg your pardon! Firstly, I am not, nor have never been, married, or even betrothed. Secondly, while I do possess the ability to transform my body and can technically resemble a female, it is not something I do as a hobby! And thirdly, children?”

You feel a little better, but you’re still a bit upset. “Yes, the book lists about 7 kids.”

“Which are?”

You meekly take the book from him, thumbing through it’s pages. “Uh, there’s Hel, Goddess of the Underworld. The wolf Fenrir. Giant snake Jormungand. You’re the mother of Sleipnir-”

Loki chokes on his drink. “Mother of Sleipnir!”

“Yeah, apparently you fucked a stallion-”

“I will kill my brother, I truly shall,” he vows quietly as he hangs his head. “I created Sleipnir through magical means, as a gift for Odin’s 4,000th birthday. My oaf brother and his fool friends started that vile rumour about a stallion in an effort to embarrass me before the whole of Asgard.”

You pause. “So, no horse?”

“No!”

“Alright then...Can I just ask real quick: did you really tie rope around your balls and do a tug-of-war with a goat?”

Loki stares at you in befuddlement. “I can proudly say no.”

[helaxlokisdaughter-blog]

“Another day of my childhood. I miss my brothers sometimes, even if they were cruel to me. I am thankful I had father there to support me when I did..”

[thewolfmaria]

The mighty beast. The king of all wolves. Fenrir!!!!!!! Rawwrrrr Follow me on www. Nightmarelover.deviantart.com As well as www.facebook.com/thelaughingchimera