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I'm a bit late to the party, but I gotta say:

Yara Flor is great but she would've been even better if she was raised in Brazil!🪷

Look, I totally get the need to take her away from Amazonas so her roots would be a mystery for her. BUT they could've gotten the exact same result by simply making her grow up in São Paulo!

São Paulo is 3 THOUSAND KM away from Amazonas, she would still be far away from her indigenous/Amazon roots while remaining in touch with her Brazilian roots and culture (which let's be real, was precisely what we were all looking forward to with her character)

Her being raised as Paulista (São Paulo state born/raised) would've been a two for one in representation and also PEAK COMEDY! Cause I think it goes without saying that these two states on opposite sides of the 5th biggest country in the world have vastly different cultures, accents, cuisine and traditions!

(And no one would highlight it better than a person who born in a culture and raised in another!)

Like, there are more and bigger examples, but right now I can only imagine Yara struggling with the different ways of eating Açaí!

In Amazonas Açaí is eaten as a salty dish, with rice as lunch or dinner (and it's not for everyone's taste) meanwhile in São Paulo it is a desert, eaten as an ice cream of sorts with condensed milk, Nutella, Nestle milk and literally anything that is absurdly sweet, lol!

As the Esquecidas are an indigenous tribe, they definitely eat Açaí the tradicional salty way, so I can only imagine them watching Yara either eat the sweet bomb version or struggling to eat the traditional one and go "SHAAAAAAAME (ಠ_ಠ)" lmao (cause that tents to be a thing here🤭)!

And that would go for many other dishes too, cause Northern cuisine is SPICY, lol! 🥲

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And this also goes without saying, but being born AND raised in Brazil (even if in different states), would not only change entirely her relationship with Brazil but also with the USA, where she spends a good amount of time in superhero-ing!

For once, she would've a bigger knowledge of her own country and culture and wouldn't feel too... gringa? (which I'm sure was the vibe some fellow Brazilians got from her (understandably))

I think she would be a superheroic, extrovert, and overly energetic version of Eric from Invisible City (series that I HIGHLY recommend):

Someone who was raised within the country and carries the culture but still has so much to learn!

But she would also have a lot to show to the world! She would bring an entirely different vibe and energy to all her interactions with other heroes in the USA!

Brazilians are loud, energetic, affectionate! We are proud and sometimes quarrelsome too (try to talk shit about our country or one of us and you'll see, lol)

And sure Yara has many of these traits, I don't think they got that wrong about her, but I think her stories lack in telling us this is part of her heritage, that this is us, you know?

I do feel, however, that they lacked exploring the fact that she's indigenous. Sure they talk about her Tribe and all, but she was raised away from that and she most definitely was treated differently for being different. And I don't think they develop on that at all, and given how diverse her JL is, they could've brought up so many interesting conversations and dynamics!

I just love the idea of Yara talking about her culture, I want her l saying stuff like "Sure your country invented this food. But we Brazilians improved it😌💅🏾"

I mean, just imagine her introducing a Brazilian hot dog to Jess (or to any Flash honestly, lol)!

Imagine her using São Paulo slang, communicating in memes and translating our expressions literally like:

Yara: Bro from heaven (Mano do céu)! You'll not believe what just happened!

Jace: Bro... from heaven??

The possibilities are endless, but DC didn't go forward with it cause Paulista!Yara Flor, would've been just too powerful!😔🪷

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1 through 69 because you gotta twin with me

OMG ASDFGHJKL

aight here goes bitchez

1. are you religious?

nahh but my parents sent me to church camp when I was in elementary school??? For the cheap childcare I guess???

2. what animal do you think you’re most like?

I haven’t thought about this much but I think a field mouse!!

3. how do you take your coffee?

never……………………… I hate coffee

4. how old were you when you had your first kiss?

my mom’s bosses son forced himself on me when we were 6 lol so I don’t count that……….. so 15 i guess (according to my friend, if there’s no hormones it doesn’t count lol)

5. museum date or aquarium date?

AQUARIUM AQUARIUM AQUARIUM

6. do you have any tattoos or piercings? do you want more?

Just my ears are pierced and I have a whale (badly) tattooed on my hip I’ll post pix if you want but its pretty uggo

I want another whale on the other side so I’ll be symmetrical and a triangle hand tat….. maybe an eyeball tat (a tattoo of an eyeball…. not one on my eye lol)? I’m not really interested in anymore piercings tho

7. favorite fruits?

strawberries!!!

8. favorite vegetables?

when I was 12 I ate so many carrots my skin turned orange and my mom thought I had jaundice

also I heckin love mushrooms

9. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)

I’ll only date you if you treat me with respect :(

10. do you cry a lot?

yeah lol at least twice a month minimum

11. who are your closest friends?

I don’t really have any? I’ve felt distant from my irl friends lately so idk probably just demo

12. have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?

I did the walk out for gun violence

13. do you play any video games?

helllllls yeah but I usually only play 3/ds

14. did you ever have an emo or scene phase?

yes and I think I’m still in it rip

15. what color is most of your wardrobe?

I think I wear a lot of blue! and black and white too i guess…… I’m trying to add more reds tho

16. what do you like to do for fun?

I bake and sew and draw! and listen to music

17. what is your biggest fear?

body horror tw for this one rip

being abandoned, being forced to do horrifically gross/unclean stuff, getting my eyes gouged out, getting the bones in my hands broken, getting acid poured on my face, the people around me dying, being forced to eat live slugs, getting my skin peeled off with a knife

18. name a subject you know a lot about.

whales/the ocean in general and baking!! and the band Liily

19. favorite fictional characters?

hm idk? Link and Zelda from LoZ, Clover and Snake and Aoi from 999, rhyme from TWEWY, Maka and Soul from Soul Eater, Storm from the Xmen, Ariel from the Little Mermaid, Chun Li, the Kagamines, Rilakkuma

idk I just thought about characters I have merch for

20. do you read a lot? what are your favorite books?

I used to??? Haven’t had the time for it in a while though and I’ve been reading a lot of how-to books as of late….. I really liked the Legend trilogy though

21. how would you describe your style?

art style and fashion style would both be classified as “cute but tries to be edgy” I think

22. did you have a favorite stuffed animal when you were little? do you still own it?

Yes!! a pastel elephant with a rattle in it named Elephant (very creative I know) He’s in my stuff somewhere now and this question reminded me to go find him again

23. what’s something most people love that you hate?

hmmm…. sports? mustard? airpods???? idk

24. do you think you’re a good singer?

actually yes? I wanna be in a band but I’m lowkey afraid of singing in front of people I know but have no problem doing it in front of an audience of strangers hmu if you’re in the SF bay area I’ve written 6 punk songs

25. who do you live with?

my parents and cat

26. favorite desserts?

ice cream, anything with chocolate or whipped cream, creme brulee, lemon tarts

I’m not too picky though lol

27. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?

realizing that I can actually do mostly whatever I want and most things have fewer consequences than I think

also cutting people out of my life that emotionally exhaust me

28. favorite makeup brands?

uhhhh whatever’s cheap and doesn’t make my eyes burn ig urban decay is good when I can afford it

29. favorite clothing stores/brands?

Goodwill??? I used to shop at f21 but I try not to anymore

30. what was your first job?

working at a lake teaching windsurfing and sailing and I still work there

31. do you take a lot of naps?

n o  I absolutely  h a t e  taking naps and try to avoid them

32. what is your favorite part about your body?

hmm I have pretty good hair i think and sometimes my eyes? I have huge (genetic) eyebags tho which gets me down

33. are you more dominant or more submissive?

In day to day life I guess I’m more dominant??? like I make decisions when nobody else wants to :0 also idk intimately since iM aN aDuLt vIrGiN and pretty sex repulsed but probably sub 

34. are you more outgoing or more shy?

outgoing but sometimes it makes me annoying

35. how tall are you?

short…………………………. 4′8/143 cm

36. what is your body type?

uhh hourglass????? maybe pear I got them Thunder Thighs according to the guy who got kicked out of drama club for peeping in the girls changing room

37. favorite flower?

calendula, sunflowers, lavender and dianthus!!

38. favorite planet?

Neptune??????????????????

39. what do you want to dress up as for halloween this year?

I wanna be the bride of frankentstein but in a shiro lolita coordinate to make her look ~fancy~ or the Nancy part of Sid and Nancy if I’m in a relationship by that time

40. do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?

Ideally the same age and I’m wary of dating anyone more than 2 years younger or older than me but I’m more willing to date older than younger

41. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.

yall know who it is already but

in a band, dark hair, kinda tall, very fashionable, coincidentally happens to be the same racial mix as me, good at art, very humble, really sweet, lives in SoCal, has a hand tattoo of milk and “aye yah” on his arm, paints his nails orange, wears a lot of rings, gets freckles in the summer, prefers vanilla over chocolate, ties his shoes the cool way

42. who is your biggest inspiration?

idk at the moment? I like to draw from many inspirations

43. do you have any kinks?

???????????????????????????????????

44. do you own any pets?

one (1) very loving cat

45. which celebrity do people say you look the most like?

……………………….. myself

I literally had to google mixed race celebrities and STILL none look like me lol

46. do you like sports?

not really except I weirdly like baseball

47. have you ever seen a broadway musical?

Yes!! I won tickets to On Your Feet and Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

I also won Hamilton tickets but saw it in SF yall should download the app

48. what is your favorite kind of food?

noodles!!

49. would you rather be a fairy or a mermaid?

MERMAID actually I have a mermaid tail too so

50. what is your instagram?

@wishwhale :)

51. glossy lips or matte lips?

glossy by default because I have chronically dry skin/lips so matte lips are sooooooooooooooo uncomfy but it looks good on other people lol

52. do you like cherry, grape, blue raspberry, watermelon, or green apple jolly ranchers the best?

grape because im weird

53. what are your best personality traits?

I’d like to think that I’m kind and sometimes funny

54. what is your ethnicity?

asian/white

55. what different hair colors have you had?

brown and brown with pink that was supposed to be purple

56. favorite disney princess?

Ariel! bc mermaid

57. favorite album of 2017?

Humanz by Gorillaz  or Deep Dream by Daddy Issues I guess

I was weirdly obsessed with Feel Your Feelings Fool when it came out but I’m not really into it anymore though

58. have you ever had braces?

nah

59. favorite holiday?

Halloween! Because dressing up is fun

60. post a selfie.

how do I make this smaller anyways I don’t normally wear this much makeup but I’m going to a small show tonight

61. are you a good swimmer?

Yes!! I swim once a week at my local pool

62. do you wear jewelry?

I used to wear a lot………. like multiple necklaces and bracelets and rings daily but now I wear my ring every day and a necklace/earrings if I remember

63. can you play any instruments?

I’m learning guitar!!

64. do you have any siblings?

short answer is no but you can dm me for the long answer

65. are your grandparents still alive? how old are they?

just my maternal grandmother and she is almost 90! My paternal grandmother lived to 102 so I’m hoping for those good genes though (I think she would have lived longer because my family suspects elder abuse by my weird aunt)

66. who knows the most about you?

hmm probably Demo or Emily

67. are you a more quiet person or do you talk a lot?

I! Never! Shut! Up!

68. what advice would you give to your 13 year old self?

shut the fuck up you stupid bitch you arent cool

69. how many pillows do you sleep on?

two

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What if Harumi was a keeper of time? The question that I could think of off the top of my head is what's gonna happen to her husband(s)? her son? What if Satoshi is the chosen one, aka her version of Liu Kang??

Hey Jasper! 💕 I'm sorry, this ask is a bit old, but I hope you're still interested in an answer!

Well, the question that comes for me first is "how would Harumi become a Time Keeper?"

I know one thing: if a Harumi is to become a Time Keeper, it has to be a Harumi Hasashi instead of a Harumi Shirai!

Because don't take me wrong, Harumi Shirai would make a GREAT Time Keeper, but Harumi Hasashi would simply have the most FASCINATING journey!

Starting with how she would be inserted into the story: Kronika bringing her from the past! More specifically, during the Shirai Ryu massacre, right after Satoshi's death but before hers!

Why that moment specifically?

Because Harumi is not Hanzo. She is a fierce protector, yes, but she's not easy driven by her emotions and can not be easily manipulated by them.

Harumi is actually great at seeing through manipulation and helping people see the truth and reason even in the middle of conflict!

In Khaos Reigns, Harumi could tell Cyrax was being manipulated and pushed against them. She could see Bi-Han moving the strings, and she would see Kronika too!

Harumi in her right mind is dangerous. So Kronika would need her disoriented and vulnerable, and during the massacre would be the perfect time.

That would've been a smart move from Kronika, but not so smart to place her on the same team as Noob Saibot. Cause the guy just won't shut up about his death!

"Stupid Scorpion! Stupid misunderstanding! Killed by mistake, can you believe it?? Me, Lin Kuei's greatest warrior! If I knew you would've given me this much trouble, Mrs Hasashi, I would've ACTUALLY killed you!"

And Harumi would listen to it all. Thoroughly.

She would learn how she and Satoshi and even Bi-Han are just little pawns on a bigger game. Kronika's game. And that would make her furious!

Because "What do you mean my son's LIFE was just an event on someone else's life? Just something to be used over and over again in your little stories??" Unacceptable!

Harumi decided she was done being Kronika's disposable doll and that she would put an end to this madness!

She joined forces with Noob Saibot and Kronika's conflicted daughter, Cetrion, who lent her godly powers to Harumi, so the Shirai Ryu could defeat the mad Titan!

Harumi felt bad for tricking Noob and taking full control of the Hourglass before he could. But she made the solemn promise of being kind to him in her New Era.

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While knitting together her own Timeline, Harumi kept thinking about her role in the previous one. An event on someone else's life. Someone's disposable doll.

And she wondered to herself how many others suffered from the same fate. Who else was just someone's wife, someone's mother, sister, ally, subordinate.

She found a few names. Suchin. Lisa Liang. Sareena. Kia. Jataaka.

Women just like her, with fates so similar to hers.

Except now she has the power to change her fate and she would make sure to change theirs too! She would be their protector, and give them the chance to be more this time around!

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In her New Era, Harumi is the Goddess of Nature (a gift from Cetrion). She fell in love with Hanzo once again and Satoshi was born a Half God.

Satoshi was destined to be her champion, so from a young age he was taught how to handle his powers! His mentor was Cetrion, who also mentored a Half Goddess named Leizi (or Kidd Thunder as she'd rather be called).

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With her new powers, Harumi saved her clan by killing those who conspired against it!

She killed Sektor and Bi-Han became the new Grandmaster alongside with his siblings, Kuai Liang and Lisa Liang!

A kinder fate, as she promised.

And by killing Quan Chi, she gave the Demoness Jataaka the opportunity to start a revolution in Netherrealm, backed up by her sisters, Sareena and Kia, and she became the first Demonborn to rule Netherrealm!

After practically handing over the Lin Kuei to the Sub-Zero siblings, Harumi suggested an alliance that was accepted somewhat easily!

It was through this alliance that Lisa became close acquainted to the now divorced Nature Goddess!

And it was also how she came to meet Frost. Grandmistress and Goddess worked together to dismantle a Black Dragon's base and Frost was in one of their illegal fighting rings!

Lisa took Frost under her wing and it was only a matter of time until the young Cryomancer met Satoshi and Leizi and joined them in their adventures to protect Earthrealm!

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Now you must be wondering what happened to Suchin!

Don't worry, Harumi did not forget about her! But she had to be creative to save her.

Suchin has Seidan ancestry and when Seidans get in touch with Chaos Magic they develop miraculous healing powers!

In the previous Timeline, Suchin died without even knowing of her ancestry, in this one, however, Harumi made sure to get her in touch with Chaos Magic. Just the smallest bit though, just enough to remain dormant within Suchin until it was needed.

When Suchin woke up, completely confused and disoriented, with her bullet wound still healing, she did not even questioned how was she still alive. She just got up and rushed to find her son! (Who is under Hanzo's care)

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Aaaaaand that's it! My take on Time Keeper Harumi, Goddess of Nature and Protector of all Girlies!🌺

And in case you're wondering what an Order of Darkness Titan Harumi would look like, all I can tell is that not only she would kill Kronika, but Hanzo too!💀

Cause you know, her and her son's painful deaths, along with the deaths of everyone she knew and loved, happened so his story could keep going. They all died for him. And she would not take that lightly!

That would be tragic, surely, but I can only imagine what it would be like if this Harumi met Invasions!Hanzo, who thinks her life is worthy only when it belongs to him!

Ooooooooh, she would've DESTROYED him! And honestly, I'm here for it! >:]

Oh, and she would also dedicate herself to protect her fellow doomed by the narrative ladies, but her approach would be more like:

"Oh, so she dies so your story can keep going! What if I ended your story here so hers can keep going?"

RIP Hanzo, Kenshi, the Sub-Zero bros, and most likely a whole lot of men💀

@mikka-minns @thedragonholder @thegrimoiresvoice @apepthehero New AU, anyone?

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Bi parents (Hanzo and Harumi) and their pansexual son (Satoshi)

Hi Daisy!! Thanks for the ask!💕

Girl, this is a simple ask, but I'm gonna use it as an opportunity to brainstorm on a dynamic:

Hanzo and Harumi being divorced parents who are both in new relationships, and they all come together to raise Satoshi!

This turned into a loooooooooooong reading, so be warned and enjoy it!💕

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Now worry not about their divorce, Harumi and Hanzo were the best of friends before being a couple, and they found no trouble returning to this friendship!

They've always been very open and honest with each other, and even though it hurt to admit they weren't that much in synch, they managed to find a common ground. They would still live together, as roommates rather then couple, because they enjoyed each other's company, and it was good for Satoshi to have both his parents around!

They made sure to explain to Satoshi what the new nature of their relationship was, explaining that they still loved each other but weren't in love anymore, but their love for him remained very much the same!

Satoshi didn't take it well at first, for the first few months, he would wake up multiple times at night to check if both his parents were in their respective rooms and hadn't abandoned him in the middle of the night.

It was worse when one of them had to go on longer missions, Satoshi feared they wouldn't come back. Luckily, they can make frequent videocalls to keep the poor child up-to-date and reassured!

It was a long and hard work, but Satoshi had finally grown accustomed to his new reality, and after a year, Hanzo and Harumi prepared themselves to the next challenge: start dating again!

They started by preparing the ground for Satoshi, reassuring him that he was their great love and no one would even replace him, and that loving other people did not mean they stopped loving each other (they just shared a different kind of love) and finally, they taught him to be supportive and welcoming of their future dates!

Satoshi was very mature and understanding, and when his mother went on her first date, both he and Hanzo cheered her up the whole time! When she returned home, they were both waiting for her to tell them how it went. She said it was nice, but not quite what she was looking for.

The same happened to Hanzo when he first attempted, "Nice, but not what I'm looking for."

Some time passed by, and suddenly, the house had FIVE other members living in it!

And these were no ordinary people, oh no! They were former Lin Kuei warriors who escaped their abusive clan and found themselves under Hanzo and Harumi's protection!

There was Bi-Han, the older brother. Kuai Liang and Lisa Liang, twins and Bi-Han’s younger brothers. Tomas Vrbada and Cyrax, adoptive brother and sister of the three other siblings. Quite the group and all living under Harumi and Hanzo's roof!

The former couple feared having this many adults around would make Satoshi uncomfortable, but the boy felt the very opposite!

He liked that the Sub-Zero family treated him like a young man! And though none of them quite knew how to behave around a child, they sure made an effort, and the results tended to be... quite entertaining!

Though Satoshi liked all Sub-Zero siblings, his favourite sibling, to everyone's surprise, was Bi-Han! The boy loved having his "Uncle Bee" around!

Hanzo's favourite sibling, however, turned out to be Kuai Liang. It was Kuai who encouraged the siblings to rebel and flee. It's safe to say that, without him, they would've never left the Lin Kuei.

It was Kuai's rebellious nature that drove Hanzo to him, firstly platonically, Hanzo liked fo surrounding himself with brave people! But not so long after, Hanzo would be driven to Kuai in other ways...

Hanzo has always been known to be a very blunt person who always spoke his mind, so as soon as his feelings for Kuai became clear to him, he decided to act on them!

He and Harumi had it setled that the first step for dating attempts would be telling each other and Satoshi! Supposedly, Hanzo should tell them about his date. The family's approval is always a good sign!

He did not need to say anything but Kuai Liang's name to get Harumi and Satoshi's immediate approval!

To Hanzo's relief (and no one's surprise), Kuai very much reciprocated his feelings and was more than open to the idea of dating! And as it would be Kuai's first time dating, everyone in the house set themselves into motion to make sure this date was a success!

From Harumi's side, she became fast friends with Bi-Han and Tomas and best friends with Cyrax.

Lisa, on the other hand, was hard to approach. It wasn't that she didn't want to make friends, she did! But growing up as a woman in the Lin Kuei, she always had to prove herself deserving of her place in the clan. If she ever presented herself as weak or useless, she would be discarded.

And though the Shirai-Hasashi family was good to her, that old fear that haunted her her entire life would require time and effort to let go.

And time and effort were exactly what Harumi offered her!

With Harumi, Lisa finally felt she could lift a gigantic weight off her shoulders. She finally felt like she could relax and act more like herself, not like the version that was expected of her.

Lisa felt free around Harumi, and a feeling so good led to other feelings...

Lisa was that one who asked Harumi out! But before she did so, she went to Hanzo and Satoshi.

She wanted them to know, to understand the depth of her feelings, and trust she would be as careful with Harumi's heart, as Harumi had been with hers.

Satoshi and his father paid close attention to everything she had to say, even though they had already made up their minds around the first sentence!

They gave her tips and supported her through every step of the way, and by the end of the week, Harumi and Lisa were the house's brand new couple!

Bi-Han made sure to inform everyone that Harumi was his favourite in-law, lol!

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With such a big and diverse family, Satoshi grew up learning a lot about many things, and one of these many things was sexuality.

And how could he not? His first parents are bisexual. His second dad, too, and also demiace. His second mom is lesbian. Uncle Bee is demiaro and ace (his girlfriend Sareena is ace too). And his Auntie Cyrax is a trans woman.

He has always known about different sexualities. But the one member of his family whose sexuality always had him fascinated was his Uncle Tomas.

Tomas is Pansexual.

Satoshi knew he wasn't supposed to have a favourite sexuality, but for some reason, he had. He always liked pansexuality better.

As a kid, he thought it was because the colours of the flag matched his four parents. Now older and wiser, he realised, though it was a nice coincidence, it wasn't quite the reason.

One day, he finally approached his Uncle Tomas and asked him more about the sexuality. Through this talk, he could, for once, tell why he liked pansexualily so much:

It felt fitting.

And he realised he, Satoshi, was pansexual, just like his Uncle Tomas!

Knowing who he was and that he had the support of his family gave him the confidence to put himself out there when the time for dating came!

He allowed himself to have all types of crushes and explore. He had dates here and there, but he was yet to find someone who would make him fall in love!

His family assured him he only needed to be patient. Love is patient, so he should be too.

Satoshi listened to all the advice and said and done it. Time has passed, and when he least expected, he fell in love!

@mikka-minns @thedragonholder @madamealtruist @running-with-the-feels y'all want some AU?👀💕

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Imagine if MK1 Kuai and Harumi met ur Kuai and Harumi and it’s jus like :

Your Kuai : You can use fire?

Your Bi-Han : Your brother was so awful!

Your Hanzo : I WAS A HOMELESS TEEN?!

While the girls just talk calmly too each other

Hi Anon! Thanks for the ask!

I've already made something very similar before, but it was more of a "my MK1 versions meet their MK11 counterparts!"

KUAI: MK11 Kuai: So you're a Pyromancer? MK1 Kuai: That's right! MK11 Kuai: But you're still from a long lineage of Cryomancers? MK1 Kua

It was a fun post to make and is suppose it's partly what you're looking for (specially the Pyromancer!Kuai vs Cryomancer!Kuai)

And as you can see from it, I already have my own take on MK1 and now it became reeeeeally hard to detach from them now!😅

So instead, how about a big crossover between some of my AUs? (Be My King, Umgadi Girls and Scorpion!Harumi to be precise) 👀

Little disclaimer first: MY MK1!Hanzo is AN ADULT. He's a 200 years old Prince of Netherrealm and Kuai and Harumi's boyfriend.

With that in mind, PLEASE, don't accuse me of anything gross and DON'T make "kid Hanzo" out of my content!

Now we can start! :D

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The New Shirai Ryu meets Scorpion!Harumi and her Crew and the Be My King Court!

HARUMI:

Scorpion!Harumi 🤝 MK1 Harumi: Protective girlfriends!

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MK1 Harumi: So, you don't know any pyromancer?

Scorpion!Harumi: Girl, I am the pyromancer!

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Scorpion!Harumi: So, you don't have a girlfriend?

MK1 Harumi: No but I've got two boyfriends!

Scorpion!Harumi: Wait, we're poly??

MK1 Harumi: Of course!

Scorpion!Harumi: ... Huh

Suchin: *Is now in a Polycule*

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MK1 Harumi: Lisa Liang? You mean the pretty Ice Queen in Edenia?

Scorpion!Harumi: P-pardon??

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MK1 Harumi: Yes, Suchin is from Seido, the kingdom right beside Edenia, in Outworld.

Scorpion!Harumi: The geography of your world haunts my dreams.

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MK1 Harumi: You run a sanctuary that cares for orphaned children?

Scorpion!Harumi: You lead a clan that protects nature?

Both Harumis in unison: GIRL, YOU'RE SO COOL!

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Scorpion!Harumi: The Umgadi?

MK1 Harumi: The best of all friends you'll have in the world, trust me!

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MK1 Harumi: It doesn't matter how hard I try, Tomas remains a 3rd wheel!

Scorpion!Harumi: Oh, so every universe has their own, huh?

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Scorpion!Harumi: Bi-Han is actually a pretty nice guy once he stops trying to kill you. Has he ever tried to kill you?

MK1 Harumi: He wouldn't dare (ಠ_ಠ)

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Scorpion!Harumi: You gotta meet my girlfriend Sub-Zero.

MK1 Harumi: Girlfriend? Huh, what a unique way to call Bi-Han...

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Scorpion!Harumi: Wait, Frost lives with Bi-Han?

MK1 Harumi: Yeah, why?

Scorpion!Harumi: Oh dear, he doesn't know how deeply in trouble he is...

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Scorpion!Harumi: How did I meet Suchin? Oh, she heard of my Sanctuary for children and sent her son there while she went to fight Red Dragons. What about you?

MK1 Harumi: I saw her introverting around Edenia and decided to adopt her.

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MK1 Harumi: I was named honorary Lin Kuei because our clans are allies and I'm friends with the Grandmasters' sons

Scorpion!Harumi: I married the current Grandmistress. Much easier.

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Scorpion!Harumi: Kuai? Oh yeah, I met him when he came to kill me after I killed his brother, Bi-Han. How did you and your Kuai met? Was the fight intense?

MK1 Harumi: ... Orkut.

Scorpion!Harumi: Oh.

HANZO:

King Hanzo: I'm the king of Netherrealm.

MK1 Hanzo: I'm the prince of Netherrealm.

Alt!Hanzo: Wow, ok, you snobs!

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King Hanzo: Sub-Zero is my husband.

MK1 Hanzo: You date Bi-Han? Wild.

King Hanzo: What? Ew no! I date Kuai!

MK1 Hanzo: Oh! So you date Scorpion.

King Hanzo: No! I'm Scorpion!

MK1 Hanzo: So... Bi-Han is your brother?

King Hanzo: in-law. He's my brother in-law and Kuai's brother.

MK1 Hanzo: Ah! So he's Scorpion!

King Hanzo: NO! I'm Scorpion! Kuai is Sub-Zero!

MK1 Hanzo: And who's Bi-Han then?

King Hanzo: He's Noob.

MK1 Hanzo: Aw, that's not nice!

Alt!Hanzo:

Alt!Hanzo: What even is this conversation??

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King Hanzo: My court is so mean to me! They keep calling me short!

Alt!Hanzo: My Bi-Han keeps calling me short.

MK1 Hanzo: Everybody calls me short.

King Hanzo & Alt!Hanzo in unison: You are short.

MK1 Hanzo: DID I JUST GET BULLIED BY MYSELF??? >:O

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Alt!Hanzo: I am considered rather scary having a flaming skull.

King Hanzo: Likewise, and the royal attire certainly adds to it.

MK1 Hanzo: Amateurs. *is an eldritch horror in deguise*

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Alt!Hanzo: how Exactly did you guys became kings?

MK1 Hanzo: I was born royalty.

King Hanzo: Jataaka didn't want to handle the paperwork...

KUAI LIANG:

King Kuai: I heard stories of Harumi

S!H Kuai: I befriended Harumi

MK1 Kuai: I married Harumi

King Kuai & S!H Kuai: WE'RE BI???

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S!H Kuai: Wait, but how do you intend to reform the Lin Kuei if you're in another clan??

MK1 Kuai: *Remembering how both Cyrax and Bi-Han joined his rehab program after crashing his wedding* By getting married, apparently...

King Kuai: *Remembering his husband reassembled the Lin Kuei in Netherrealm* Yep, he's on the right path.

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S!H Kuai: Yeah, I know a Scorpion, she's my friend!

King Kuai: I know Scorpion too, he's my husband!

MK1 Kuai: Yeah, I know Scorpion too. It's me.

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King Kuai: I was once the Grandmaster of my clan.

S!H Kuai: I'm the Grandmaster of my clan, along with my sister Lisa.

MK1 Kuai: I'm Grandmaster too!

King Kuai: That's great, what's your Lin Kuei like?

MK1 Kuai: My what now?

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King Kuai: We come from a long lineage of Cryomancers. So we are all Cryomancers, right?

S!H Kuai: Sounds about right. Why?

King Kuai: Go on. Show him.

MK1 Kuai: *Sets himself on fire*

S!H Kuai: WHA-- HOW??

MK1 Kuai: Just embrace it...

BI-HAN:

Noob!Bi-Han: I went through rehab with my brother-in-law.

MK1 Bi-Han: I went through rehab with my brother.

S!H Bi-Han: I got a girlfriend in hell. Same thing I guess...

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S!H Bi-Han: I can explain!

MK1 Bi-Han: What do you mean you got only Harumi as in-law? I'm stuck with a Hanzo too >:O

Noob!Bi-Han: You guys got a Harumi?

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S!H Bi-Han: Ugh, my niece, Frost, is driving me crazy! She charges me rent for MY family's temple!

Noob!Bi-Han: Ugh, my nephew, Takahashi, does the same and we live IN HELL!

MK1 Bi-Han: *worries about a Frost girl he just found in the trash and some Takahashi Kuai just took as apprentice* I'm too broke for that...

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MK1 Bi-Han 🤝 Noob!Bi-Han 🤝 S!H Bi-Han: 🥰💕💗Sareena💖💞🛐

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Noob!Bi-Han: I'm so proud of my child, she's perfect!

S!H Bi-Han & MK1 Bi-Han: CHILD??

Noob!Bi-Han: Yes! Look at her go!

Tundra, the Chicken: *commits war crimes*

S!H Bi-Han & MK1 Bi-Han: Awwww!🥹🥹

Sareena:

MK1 Sareena: FREEEEEDDOOOOOOMM!!

S!H Sareena: FREEEEEDDOOOOOOOMM!!

Guard Sareena: FREEEEEDDOOOOOOOMM!!

(Guard Sareena wanted freedom for Netherrealm not from Netherrealm)

@mikka-minns @thedragonholder

[zealsoughtsequesterustanxiedemon]

Finished my rewatch of No Game No Life and first watch of the movie and wow. Series is like 6/10 (I enjoy it but there's a flavor of things that I dislike), but the movie was like maybe a 9/10 for me.

Going to start with dislikes of the series. Most of my dislike is just like, the main characters are TOO good for my taste, they are determined to win to a childish extent and the story just lets them and explains it afterwards while making them look cool. Can make the whole story feel like an unearned victory lap. Just not the type of story I like.

They're too mean to Steph. I like Steph, she's a good girl. They should stop being repeatedly surprised when she's insightful. The only reason they don't respect her is she has bad intuition with games. You could argue that it's a key point to showing that they're assholes but also :c Stop being so mean to her and do more with her.

Third is stop being so irresponsible. Your bets have no weight if you just bet your life and everything you own all the time and suffer no drawbacks; it just makes you look irresponsible over and over. This one kinda ties into the first because, like, the first basically justifies how they can bet everything: the story is already set on making them never lose or suffer any drawbacks so they can just bet everything all the time. This one also becomes an issue for me when they try comforting and war beast child they beat at a game for part of her nation. This child character is having a panic attack because she is suddenly feeling the weight of all the lives of her own nation she just ruined by being negligent during the game and their first response is like ,"Don't worry about it, you were just having fun :)". It's making light of such a like, real emotion that it kinda annoyed me.

That's it for bad stuff. In general, I still overall like the series because it's fun :D. I really like the games! I am big enthusiast of card games, board games, and video games (was president of my college's card & board games club). This anime makes pretty excellent use of all three, AND it's consistently good at making both interesting games and coming up with interesting plays for our star players to make in them. That Shiritori game was so cool. I take issue with how they're able to make those plays constantly and make it look easy, but the plays themselves are plenty enjoyable.

It has a very fun, flawed world. I like how the rules for this world were clearly made to stop people from suffering, but they clearly failed. It's really fucked up that you can become the ruler for your whole race just by like, winning some games. It's fucked up that you can bet not only your lives, but also your entire races lives. This is not a just world even when physical violence is impossible. It reveals the other types of violence there can be.

The characters are fun. The main two are quirky assholes, Steph is a sweetheart, Jibril is horny, etc. I don't always like how the main two are assholes, but they're still overall enjoyable and the rest of the cast is all lovely. I like how committed they are at being the pinnacles of a siscon and brocon without really feeling romantic.

I also like the concept of people with less ability being able to overcome others with superior ability. Games are very much a thing where strategy is key. Yes, it is not fair that all the other peoples of the world have magic and one people does not. Yes, that means in a theoretical sense, a non-magical person could win more games if they had magic. However, strategy and game intuition is definitely that can be developed from your perspective in a way where having a super power to rely on can be a detriment. This unfortunately a little undercut by our two main heroes being god gamers, and no other humans really showing off this strength from adversity but the idea is still theoretically brought up!

Anyways, onto the movie!

First off, wow this movie is a fucking weird choice. It completely skips away from the main story to instead do a lore movie using the faces of the main cast with just the small justification that it's the god of the current isekai world telling it (Tet is such a cutie, I'd fuck him). It's this very serious movie about war, love, and faith that ends in a bittersweet way with our heroes saving the world from constant war but at the cost of their lives and all the ties they had to cut to survive to get there. There are drawbacks to this. The movie has a tough time at the start; really feels like it's having to double-time plot and world building since it's an almost fresh slate of story and characters. It is such a tone shift from the core series, but I think that actually works a lot in it's favor.

For one, it makes the fun, flawed world of the tv series feel so much real. Like even if the game world is still problematic and hierarchical, it's so bright and shiny compared to the previous one. It makes me go "Oh of course the rules of the game world would think banning physical violence would solve things, the previous world was entirely defined by a constant war." This is such an upgrade that I can forgive the flaws that are more obvious now that there's been time outside of constant war.

This movie has an odd religious presence I did not expect. I guess I should have expected it seeing as this world building is based around gods AND even has an in-universe god telling it. Reminds me, I might be too Monogatari poisoned, but part of me also wonders how much to trust Tet as a narrator. He tells us not to trust all the details at the end, but it was something I was thinking about throughout and that kinda made me wanna trust him more. Whether or not we should believe anything he says, the themes and the subtext feel like they apply v nicely, so I'm willing to say those are valid either way. Anyways, with the ending of the story, the MC gets the holy grail all the violent gods were constant warring over, but he can't grasp it, despairs, and, in desperation, prays for the first time. He begs for the god he's always been paranoid of being beside him to make meaning of his awful life and that exact god shows up. Perfect timing of faith gratification.

It's interesting in a couple ways. For one, it has some fun subtext of people being the ones who create gods. Like before this, Tet was invisible, a non-presence in the story except for Riku's conceptualization of him. Tet only appears when Riku prays for him, which gives an idea of cause and affect. I don't think it's a farfetched read to think Tet was brought into existence by Riku unknowingly using the holy grail thing. Lord, again it's fuckin cheeky that Tet is the one telling this story. Like, literally ending the story with "The hero was at his lowest point and wished for his ideal god, and I showed up and saved the day :D". Second, since there are in fact other gods in the story (not on screen but still), this kind of sends of a message saying to choose your god(s). Reject the gods that oppress you. Only accept the god that loves you, will respect for you, will put in the work for you, and will give your life meaning. In that way, it's kind of sweet. I'm not a huge fan of organized religion, most queers aren't, but that doesn't mean I'm not spiritual. I find this kind of one-on-one relationship with a god interesting.

Before I forget, I also really liked Riku and Schwi. It was like seeing versions of Sora and Shiro, but better. Versions of them where their flaws have actual weight. Where they don't win at no cost. Where they clash, have real conflict with each other, and grow from it. The contrast felt jarring in the perfect way. This movie was a genuinely sweet and tragic love story. It was short, but very impactful. I didn't end up crying, but I felt tears welling up at a few points. It doesn't get rid of my issues with the tv series, but it alleviates them. It's the exact thing you want when you step away from the main story: a breath of fresh air without baggage. Oh, I can't forget to bring something up. Remember how I said Shiro and Sora doesn't feel like incest earlier. Tet is kind of implying (even through his "can't trust what I say") that Sora and Shiro are the reincarnations of Riku and Schwi. With it being such a deep and compelling romance, this really feels like the hardest I've seen a work go for incest subtextually. Like holy fuck, they soulmated so hard that they came back as inseparable step-siblings. Their romance is just so unquestionable. Riku's sister immediately assumes they're in love and ready to fuck. He asks Schwi to marry him and as a robot she asserts that she doesn't understand because marriage is for mating which is impossible between them, and he asserts that that doesn't matter. Until tragedy starts hitting, they're always by each other's side. And it's so funny because those vibes were not there before because of the mood of the tv series, but because the movie goes so hard and literally gives them Sora's and Shiro's faces + voices + implied reincarnation, it feels like the movie is begging me to want the main story siblings to shack up. Amazing.

Lastly, because this is getting kinda long, although this feels like a completely different story, I really like how it connects to the main one. Like, this world feels perfect for Sora and Shiro because Tet designed it for them. Even though they still feel a little too good, their ease in this world feels slightly justified because someone designed it to be easy to specifically them.

I hope all that explains why the movie is such a jump in score for me. It doesn't solve the issues of it's predecessor, but it avoids them itself and is able to alleviate them slightly in the small ways they connect. It's very satisfying.

[kitsunerokko]

Cursed Kamen Rider timeline:

Kamen Rider Kuuga premieres in 2000. Emboldened by there once again being stock footage to work with from the Kamen Rider series, Saban Entertainment creates a sequel to 1995's Masked Rider, this new series premieres in 2001 alongside Power Rangers Time Force, and from here our cursed timeline begins, as the legacy of the Masked Rider enjoys its ride alongside its Sentai-based bretheren.

2001- MASKED RIDER EXTREME

Prince Dex may have defeated the forces of Count Dregon and saved the world, but now a new ancient threat, from Earth's ancient catacombs, has awakened! It is up to a new hero to inherit the Masked Rider powers, now more versatile and more extreme than ever before, to tackle this new threat!

2002- MASKED RIDER TRINITY

In the aftermath of Masked Rider Extreme's final battle, people around the world are suddenly awakening Ectophase-based powers! Some are corrupted into terrible monsters who must be stopped by those who've held onto their hearts and follow in the Masked Rider legacy to become A NEW TEAM of heroes!

This Season was the first to be made by Disney, having inherited its pre-production phase much like they did with Power Rangers Wild Force >:)

2003- MASKED RIDER DRAGON KNIGHT

Because I'm lazy I'm just gonna say this went roughly like how our timeline's Kamen Rider Dragon Knight went. Basically just uhh... if Dragon Knight was filmed in New Zealand instead of whereever the fuck it was filmed. Oh yeah, and Xaviax comes from mirror universe's Edenoi, instead of Planet Karsh.

2004- MASKED RIDER ZERO

The Smart Brain corporation is on the cutting edge of technology, but one day, an experimental scanner goes awry, transforming a local artist's pencil sketches into monsters! Smart Brain selects a candidate to don their experimental Ectophase-based gear, and erase the peril as their prototype warrior, Masked Rider Zero!

2005- MASKED RIDER SHUFFLE

When a group of friends visits the local museum, they never expected that they'd be caught up in the adventure of a lifetime! The newest exhibit, the Deck of Destiny, has been scattered to the wind by a mysterious villain, but a few of the cards awaken when the friends touch them. Now it's up to them to re-seal the power of all the cards! But each has their own idea of how to do it, and their friendship, their ability to work together, will be tested...

2006- MASKED RIDER WILD BAND

The members of a young rock band have their car break down on the way to a gig. Forced to wait for a tow, they hear a commotion in the nearby forest, and witness a battle between a trio of heroes and some monsters. But the heroes fall in battle, and sensing great potential, they bestow their powers onto our heroes! Now they must hone their musical skills and rise to the level of a whole organization of musical wilderness heroes, the Masked Riders!

2007- MASKED RIDER OPERATION HYPERSPEED

Planet Earth is under attack by evil shapeshifting aliens! And in the event they're uncovered, they have access to Ectophase-based hyperspeed. But ZECT is an organization that's known about them, and have been working on a counter, thanks to reverse-engineering tech from a mysterious benefactor. Now they just have to recruit a new team of Riders to fight this threat!

Also btw it's revealed the ZECT Rider suits were reverse engineered... from the Beetleborgs lol

2008- MASKED RIDER SERPENTINE

Because trains are apparently not popular in the US, Disney tries to pass off the Den-Liner as a powerful robotic serpent. The serpent and her minions are just one of many powerful beings who wish to conquer earth, but our main guy tricks the minions into taking over the world, through heroism! To save the world, our hero must keep up a balancing act until he can convince his tricky benefactors to fight for good, for real!

2009- MASKED RIDER MOONLIGHT

Going for broke, this series mixes the Masked Rider heroics with trying-to-get-a-piece-of-the-Twilight-pie teen drama. Unlike with its Power Rangers counterpart, RPM, the production doesn't come together and ends incomplete.

2010- MASKED RIDER (Re-versioned)

The classic Masked Rider with silly effects and censorship ONLY ON ABC KIDS!!!

2011- MASKED RIDER DECADE

Saban Brands buying their stuff back from Disney includes this ever-classic series, and in the rush to make the new season for Nickelodeon, they basically just do a direct translation of Kamen Rider Decade, with some tweaks such as haphazardly replacing Kamen Rider names and references with Masked Rider ones, censorship, and also comedy segments with the return of Ferbus!

"Masked Rider Warriors!"

"Yes, Decade, your father Dex sent us. It appears we were just in time!"

god this is easily the most cursed one here but this is why i made this post in the first place, to get to this moment hahahahahahaaaaaa

2012- MASKED RIDER DUO

The series gets booted to Nicktoons, and so low on budget, it's a pretty basic reshoot/adapation of Kamen Rider Double's first half.

2013- MASKED RIDER DUAL DUO

The second half of Double adaptation. In keeping with how Toei staggered whennew Rider premieres and when Sentai premieres, Saban follows suit by turning Masked Rider to also use Power Rangers' 2-year model! Basically it's a straight adaptation of Double's second half.

2014- POWER RIDER

A shady scientist tries to recreate the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' power coins, via Ectophase-based technological innovations. But the new power coins... are alive, infused with the spirits of animals. All of whom swiftly decide it's time to conquer Earth! But the ever-tricky Ectofalcon has a trick up his sleeve, he's chosen a sucker-I mean, hero, to bestow a fraction of power to, to defeat the rest!

2015- SUPER POWER RIDER

In the second season of Power Rider, the scientist has perfected his process, and successfully created dinosaur-based Power Coins! Our heroes will have to step up their game, and even use some of these new coins for themselves, in order to win this!

Includes a big crossover to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the Masked/Power Rider series!

2016- POWER RIDER FRESH!

Wow who would've guessed they'd skip series here too? When an evil alien gang suddenly takes over the world, a group of teens, with the help of a defector, gain armor that fuses alien tech with Earthly fruits! With these powers, they fend off the powerful aliens. Their hometown is now the last hope for humanity! A different, yet still just as exciting season as it's source series!

2017- POWER RIDER SUPERFRESH!

The Fresh Riders have been protecting the last city on Earth for a while, and it's revealed that the defector has been playing both sides, this was all a sort of game and test for everyone involved. Things begin to fall into a state of chaos, yet still unnatural calm, punctuated by many standalone monster-of-the-week style episodes.

2018- POWER RIDER FUSE

The humans of Earth have been experimenting with Ectophase for a while. But unbenownst to them, the Earth's phase is one day reversed, fracturing the Earth with impassable walls, and corrupting a group of powerful robots, who get to work building a robotic army to make humanity pay for meddling too far, making too many Riders. But one scientist has devised a method to still manage to (somewhat) safely become a Power Rider, using a system of Power Fuses, that can process and harness the evil power. But can he overcome almost insurmountable odds?

2019- POWER RIDER FUSE: CHARGED

Power Rider Fuse has slowly built up a network of allies, some even with Rider powers, including even turning some of the evil robots' Riders to the side of good! But the robots have finished developing their ultimate lifeform, a bioweapon capable of harnessing Ectophase power so corrupted, it can create black holes! The Riders, and all of Earth, have never faced a challenge like this!

This is the first season under Hasbro, but it's overall still a continuation of the previous season so

2020 & 2021- POWER RIDER: END OF TIME

Hasbro decides they have enough on their plate and want to focus on rebooting Power Rangers, so they decide to end Power Rider with a final 2 seasons. For the most part, they find a crew that adapts Zi-O into something that's for once, not a total production mess, and ties off a lot of continuity loose ends.

In the far, far, future, a descendant of Edenoi's royal family begins to have dreams of the Masked and Power Riders. But they haven't existed for ages, a relic of an era bygone. But one day, a watch from his dream becomes real, and when he activates it, he's transported back in time! To the very time period when the time of the Riders ended! Now he seeks to stop whatever calamity happened to wipe out every last Rider, but little does he suspect that if he's not careful... that calamity may be... himself?

and then uh.... Toei gets the rights back and they reach a deal to sub various past Kamen Rider series much like in our timeline, so everything from here just uh.... goes the same as our timeline thanks for reading this super-long shitpost byeeeeeee

[ask-blu-loser]

so kandarainbowsoul tagged me and since i dont have any asks to answer ill do it uwu

Rules: 1. Answer the questions given by the person that tagged you. 2. When your done, tag 11 people 3. Write 11 questions for the people you tagged to answer

So here are the questions I gotta ask: 1) Pick one of the following: Arcade, Aquapark, Theme park - and why?: Oh theme park for sure, I literally only play one video game and I don’t like water parks too much, i had a morbidly ironic event at watercountry once and that ruined waterparks for me (you can ask about it, im not gonna take up more space and type it here)

2) What fandoms were you in during your lifetime?: Too many. Mostly TF2, Doctor Who, and MLP

3) What is your main TF2 class?: I main sniper and pyro (my pyro is my most valuable loadout and mlg pro on deathrun servers B])

4) What is the TF2 class you would really wish to get better at but have no idea how? Spy. But in general I need to be more confident when I play support classes and more reserved when I play more offensively. I need to balance myself lol.

5) Do you believe in aliens?: It’d be more unbelievable to believe that there aren’t at least SOME form of life out there. With or without the ability to space travel, I’d find it scarier if we were the only living beings in the UNIVERSE. Despite not even knowing the extent of its vastness and how its still growing and I’m gonna stop talking about it now because if i don’t I n e v e r w i l l

6) If you could, would you come to visit an alien habitable planet?: Oh hell yeah, as long as they're not hostile.

7) What was the most expensive meal you’ve ever eaten?: Idk, it may have been caviar or something from the local Hibachi restaurant

8) What is your favourite cuisine?: National Coney Island Chili dogs. They’re only in Michigan, but my mom grew up there and you can have it mailed as a Coney kit and it is my crack

9) Lions, tigers or cheetahs?: Only of the three? Tigers.

10) Favourite non-computer game?: Spot it. I am the champion B]

11) Have you ever seen a ladder slide down a water slide? Um, no

Tags: I don’t wanna tag 11 people don’t tell me what to do Tumblr zcosmiccorvus ask-dommy theactualdicksquad ask-edd-the-huntsman lawrence-the-spy mochachailattecafe conscientious-katydid scorchshot and anyone who wants to do it. Idc if you don’t do it rly I don’t.

My questions for my victi- tagged people: 1. Is there anything you have in common with a character you know? (doesn’t have to be tf2, it can be anything) 2. Whats your dream class/loadout? 3. Do you play a sport or participate in a club or something? 4. Who is your favorite character of all time? 5. Are you religious in anyway? (I’m running out of questions leave me alone) 6. What’s your otp? 7. What’s your notp? 8. Oh say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light, what so proudly we hailed, at the twilight’s last gleaming? 9. What’s your zodiac sign? 10. Is there anyone you’d like to meet in person? (Can be famous or from the internet, I’m not picky) 11. Do you have a funny story/odd event that you witnessed either in school, at a restaurant, or in public you’d be willing to share?

there we go have fun let me sleep now (which means draw till 3 am and wake up at like 2pm and not do my summer reading essays)