Thing I made lol. I’m so upset that Byler was queerbait bro (I mean neither were cannon but one was a lot more baited and shown a lot less in the finale than the others.)

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Thing I made lol. I’m so upset that Byler was queerbait bro (I mean neither were cannon but one was a lot more baited and shown a lot less in the finale than the others.)
wanting a partner i that will do my nails and braid my hair but also wanting a masc partner that will let me lie on top of them like a rock and idk
*unclicks Protect Layer* attack
they queer bated me then proceeded to joy bait me all while my family was rage baiting me with comments of how both Byler and conformitygate wasn’t real.
okay what the fuck Netflix. An hour ish ago (so 8:00ish) they posted a video called “Joyce core” like bro knew what they were doing. It’s on TikTok.
Mike: Do you guys ever feel like your life’s a little too perfect? Like someone is making up a perfect little ending for you? Like…like Vecna is still out there or something? Like you’re trapped in his mind.
Vecna (pops out of the corner): How’d you know? :(
stranger things conformitygate ideas (PLEASE STEAL THESE IF YOU ARE WRITING FAN FICTION! Just tell me if you are gonna!)
Dustin and Steve on a road trip and then they notice a lot of weird things within the road trip. They call Mike using a pay phone and Mike has already figured it all out. They then have to help Mike solve what the fuck is going on. (Bonus if the further out Dustin and Steve go away from Hawkins the weirder stuff gets)
Lucas, Max, and Mike are all in a team together trying to figure stuff out. It’s a few years later so Max and Lucas are a little shocked that Mike called because he hasn’t been recently.
Will being a vessel that Vecna uses to spy on the group. Once everything is safe and secured in Vecna’s eyes Vecna sends Will off to college far away. When Mike figures all this stuff out he doesn’t call Will because he’s scared and they didn’t leave on the best terms.
All of this leads to the A plot (Mike Lucas and Max) clashing with the B plot (Dustin and Steve) which clashes with the main plot (Will trying to escape Vecna). Like maybe Dustin and Steve go far enough away from Hawkins that they reach where Will is. Max talks about her time and Vecna’s mind and uses that to then get to where Will is being held. They then defeat Vecna but not without someone getting hurt (Will looses eye and Mike looses arm ???).
bravebyers this bravebyers that what about an au where cleric will talks to will first and talks to him about paladin Mike and how they are together. Will has to make sure cleric will says nothing about this around Mike so he doesn’t freak Mike out but cleric will keeps accidentally flirting with Mike. Soon enough the fact cleric will and paladin Mike are dating Mike gets really jealous of him in another universe (even tho he hasn’t even seen paladin Mike)