Dean: here is some random information about two guys on a TV show(oh and it involves sexuality)
Castiel:
Dean: I'm totally straight BTW, anyway let's go to a TOTALLY STRAIGHT BROTHEL WITH FEMALES AND GET YOU LAID CAS!
*Cas trots behind dean while still confused*
Later after Cas' failed attempt at intercourse with a female...
*dean secretly singing in his head and celebrating the fact that Cas did NOT hook up with anyone*
Dean wraps one of his arms around cas, claiming him once again
Cas again:
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS WRONG WITH THIS HUMAN, WHO EXACTLY DID I SAVE FROM HELL!?
Cas in his mind: *He's cute though...*
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