How I imagine a family reunion between Garmadons and children (no mothers) (spoilers season 8-9 and the movie)
Sensei Garmadon: unbelievable
Lord Garmadon: I just... I can't even look at you
Emperor Garmadon: oh COME ON!! I literally looked away just for a second, to crush my enemies once and for all! It wasn't on purpose!
Sensei Garmadon: wow, if you didn't purposely put your daughter in an unsafe building because you were too busy being a cliché villain then it's all solved! Dad of the year!
Lord Garmadon: *slowly shakes his head in disapproval*
Emperor Garmadon: like you can talk! You all abbandoned your sons in early age! And he even unleashed powerful enemies!
Sensei Garmadon: oh knock it off you crybaby, the serpentines are barely cameos at this point and Pythor on his own is useless
Lord Garmadon: also we were corrupted by evil and banished into the Underworld, yet still managed to build a meaningful bonding, what's your excuse?
Emperor Garmadon: how dare you?? I was destroying Ninjago for my own daughter!!
Sensei Garmadon: did you asked her if she wanted to?
Emperor Garmadon: she wants what I want
Lord Garmadon: *shakes even more his head in disapproval*
Emperor Garmadon: stop that! What do you even know? You are all worthless! And YOU!!
Movie!Lord Garmadon: *eating potato chips*
Emperor Garmadon: you got your reconciliation moment only at the end of the movie! And your kid was already a teen!
Movie!Lord Garmadon: *still munching* oh yeah, I left my baby to a loving and caring mother to prevent him from becoming an evil overlord like me. What a monster
Sensei Garmadon:... he did got the perfect mom and wife
Lord Garmadon: absolutely
Emperor Garmadon: y... you still left him...
Movie!Lord Garmadon: *always munching* very true, he probably became a meaningless bad guy instead of the most powerful ninja of this land... oh wait
Emperor Garmadon: WHY IS HE HERE, HE DOESN'T EVEN BELONG TO THE ACTUAL SHOW!!
Sensei Garmadon: I like him. Makes funny jokes
Lord Garmadon: and does a pretty nice Lloyd's impression
Movie!Lord Garmadon: dreegon
Sensei and Lord: *applause*
Emperor Garmadon: that's it, we're leaving, let's go Harumi... Harumi?
Harumi: and then what did you do?
Morro: I used him to get the crystal, while marking him for life with this traumatic experience
OG!Lloyd: this... this was a very bad idea
Luh-loyd: I grew up drinking WHAT?!?