#madameish

[severusish]

dumbledore [at 2 am]: quick, severus! my wards and alarms have been tripped, someone has attempted to enter the room which contains the philosopher’s stone! you must go to the three headed dog below the school to confirm that the stone is still there.

snape [looking into the camera]: can a bitch not sleep in peace

[smilingformoney]

thinking about the snoodie. how goes it?

wore it for a week straight so thought it was time for a wash

[snictionary]

Who the fuck is the mod here? This is fucking brilliant I just want to say thanks Lmao

Hi this is @snapeingturtle

Glad you enjoy this

[severusish]

love how we learn how to calculate the length of the hypotenuse in school but not how to deal with endless boring administrative phone calls. or how to navigate bills and insurance among other things. or how to figure out adulting,

[severusish]

What do you think is Snape's opinion on flying, brooms and Quidditch?

I think he secretly loves the sport but also he can fly unaided, on his own, like a bat out of a cave so idk. But I think he’d be extremely good at broom flight. I think he’d have made a point of excelling at as many subjects as possible at Hogwarts.

What about you?

[severusish]

i’m a person who loves being with a small group of friends and will feel energized and refreshed after spending time with them, but who also feels drained by big parties or large groups of people. hope that helps

[severusish]

Snape's least favorite subject? We know he loves dark arts and the defense against them, and that he's mastered potions but whats the subject he hates or is bad at?

Idk. Charms because he says he hates foolish wand waving? Even though he literally created spells as a teenager so idk why he’s so against wand waving as an adult

He’d probably have been bad at Divination lmao

Thoughts?

[severusish]

i may or may not have created @thestaffoffice to pull pranks and stuff but idk if i should follow through or not….