"You really like that mustache, huh?" Maddie asks in amusement when she catches a glimpse of Eddie's face on Chimney's phone. Again.
It feels like that's all she hears about nowadays.
If it's not a side by side comparison of Eddie and some random eighties celebrity it's a comment about how distinguished and handsome the mustache makes Eddie look, or Chim asking her if she thinks the mustache is as soft as it looks—it is, at least according to Buck, and she definitely doesn't want to know how he knows that.
Once she even found Chim staring at a picture of Eddie on his phone like some Bridgerton character yearning for their lover. There's a part of Maddie that honestly wouldn't be surprised if she came home one day and found Chimney wearing a locket with a picture of Eddie in it.
"Come on. You gotta admit it's a great mustache. Look." Chim holds up his phone where a video of Eddie dramatically combing it out as music plays in the background plays on repeat. "Like a modern day Magnum P.I."
If Maddie remembers correctly—which she does, it's her husband, she remembers everything about him—Chim had told her once that he had Magnum P.I. posters in his bedroom, which, yeah, makes a lot of sense. She also remembers how indignant he had been when the reboot was announced with a mustache-less leading man.
"So, can I expect you to start sporting one of those soon?" Maddie teases.
"I could never grow one as luxurious as this." He says dreamily, eyes still locked on his phone as he replays the video.
"Hmm." Maddie props her head on her chin as she watches him watch Eddie.
Maddie thinks it's cute honestly—this schoolboy crush thing Chim has going on right now—but she'd be lying if she said she hasn't wondered if there's a part of Chim that wanted…a little more than just admiring from a distance.
I'm finally back from vacation so hopefully the full version of this fic will hit your screens tonight or tomorrow, but here's a little intro in the meantime!
Tagged by no one, tagging anyone who wants to play (as long as you tag me so I can read your stuff too)!
As soon as Buck ends the night with his record-breaking auction sale, the 118's table disperses so everyone can go pay their debts. They can still hear Harry bickering with Athena a few tables away when Eddie turns to Maddie and Chimney sheepishly. "So," he starts, scratching the back of his head. "Any chance we can figure out some sort of payment plan for this? I can put about two-thirds of the cost down now, but it'll take me a pay period or two to come up with the rest."
Chim exhales a long breath. "Jeez. Would going on a fake date with a rich woman really be that bad?"
"Yes," Eddie replies without hesitation. "Dressing up to impress some stranger, making small talk while she tries to get in my pants instead of getting to know me..." he shivers. "Like I said. Worth every penny to buy the time back for myself."
"But you didn't. Not yet, at least," Maddie points out. Then, with a sly little smirk: "Technically, until you pay me back in full, your time is mine."
Eddie laughs; half at her, and half at Buck a couple tables behind her, surrounded by tiny old ladies with big purses of yarn. "First of all, I wouldn't charge you to drink wine with me, Maddie. We already do that whenever Buck drags Chris and I to your family dinners. And second of all, your husband would make me scrub the crapper every day for the rest of my career," he adds a faux Gerrard flourish that's eerily similar to his current captain's.
"You'd be surprised." Chim says, and when Eddie refocuses his attention, his face instantly heats at Chim's intense gaze. "Maddie knows she can do whatever she wants with whomever she pleases. I trust her to come home with me at night. Or the next morning," he shrugs and smacks his gum.
"For someone who only grew up with siblings intermittently, he's very good at sharing," Maddie praises, running a hand through his hair.
Eddie swallows, and finds he has to work to shove the ball of anxiety down his tightened throat. "What is this?" he manages to rasp.
"An offer." Maddie says. "Which you are more than welcome to turn down. We don't want to make you uncomfortable." Her gaze flits around the room to make sure no one's watching, and she leans in over the table. "I know this could be a little...messy, given he's your boss. We're not interested in pushing anyone into anything."
He should stop things right there. She's right — even without hearing their plan, he has a good idea of what it entails. Done the wrong way, it could ruin everything, push Eddie out of the 118 just when it feels like home again. And maybe it's just the high of the night, the adrenaline from his earlier fight still fading and the ego boost of the bidding war, but something in him wants to know. "What's your offer?"
chimney/Maddie/Eddie is something I didn't know I wanted but needed, I adore Bi Chimney and Maddie; the Chimney is so underappreciated, but he's so good-looking! like, I get it JLH, i get it.
madneyeddie is my RELIGION i think they should fuck on screen. chimney and maddie are SO hot i would do anything for them. and eddie!!!! let him slut it up!!!!!!!!!! he deserves to have unwise sex with his hot coworker and his hot coworker's hot wife
what if they're just teasing madneyeddie this whole time....kenny obsessed with the stache.....jlove talking about how she never gets to talk to eddie.....i see the vision.
"I even got to participate a little." Maddie says, a slightly giddy grin on her face, a combination of the copious amounts of wine in her system and the feeling of being one of the victors of the auction, sure she only won Eddie, but still..she won.
"Yeah."
Maddie tilts her head at Chim when she registers the mildly dejected tone in his voice.
"Chim, I know you're disappointed Buck didn't do a 'buck flip' but I told you he wanted to try something different."
"No it's not that." Chim laughs as he shakes his head. "Well, it's a little that, but no…it's about…it's about Eddie." Chim finishes slightly reluctantly.
"You think Eddie should've gotten higher bids, don't you? Don't you think it's best that he didn't go bankrupt tonight? He did tell me to go as high as I needed to."
"If he still had the mustache he for sure would've broke records…"Chim sounds almost mournful—the way he always does when the mustache comes up. "But no, it's not about the women of Los Angeles being blind."
"If he still had the mustache you probably would've been the one to break that record." Maddie's not entirely joking, she knows there's an entire album in his phone labeled 'rip mustache😢'.
"Yeah." Chimney sighs again, not bothering to deny it. "Y'know when you said you were the one bidding on him, I kinda thought-" He cuts himself off with another sigh.
"You thought what?" Maddie raises an eyebrow, almost entirely certain she knows where this is going. She never thought Chim would actually bring it up out loud though.
"I thought maybe…you were bidding on him…for me…for us." Chim shrugs.
"For us…" Maddie trails off. "To use as a babysitter?"
"No." Chim's eyes dart around the kitchen before finally landing back on Maddie. "For us three…to have…fun together."
"Ah." Maddie nods mockingly. "You mean paintball."
"Maddie." Chim laughs, even as his cheeks turn a shade of pink that makes Maddie wanna lean over and bite him.
She narrows her eyes at him playfully, resting her chin on her fist as she stares back at him.
"A threesome!" He finally folds under the pressure of her stare. "I thought we were gonna have a threesome with him."
"Chimney." Maddie gasps in faux astonishment. "Are you saying you want one of your closest friends to fuck us?" She trails her hand over his shoulders until she's fully draped over him.
He licks his lips as his eyes dart between hers and her lips. "Yes." His voice is hoarse, the sound of it making Maddie bite down on her lip.
"Well." She whispers in his ear before pressing sloppy, wet kisses up and down the length of his throat, relishing in the shiver she feels go through him. She presses her lips against his in one last kiss, letting their noses rub against each other. "There's no reason we can't still make that happen."
"Huh?" Chim sounds out of it, Maddie's words only processing when Maddie removes herself from him completely to reach for her phone. "What? Where are you going?"
Maddie grins at him before turning and walking toward their bedroom. "The worst he can say is no." She throws over her shoulder before she disappears from his sight.
"What? Maddie. Maddie, what are you doing on your phone?" Chim jumps up from his seat to chase after her. "Maddie?!"
i had been working on a madneddie fic that ngl i forgot about in the midst of codas and spec fics but then @titsoutbuddie posted a snippet of their madneddie fic and it inspired me to open the doc again yayy:))
set some time between s7 and s8
Maddie watches as crumbs get stuck in his mustache, a flash of delight going through her. She's never really focused much on Eddie's looks. There was never really a point, she met Eddie and Chim at the same time and in the same way Chim was hers as soon as they set eyes on each other, Eddie was Buck's.
Now though, she's not sure if by married osmosis—or because this mustache and the man wearing it are at least partly responsible for Chim's desire to fuck a man—she finds herself cataloguing Eddie's features with a new appreciation—the big brown eyes, the pouty lips, and the strands of hair falling over his forehead—and realizes that yeah, she'd like to watch this man fold her husband up and make him cry with pleasure.
"So." Maddie clears her throat, shaking away the images from her mind, at least for now. "Chim's birthday is coming up."
"Yeah." Eddie nods. "Did you have something planned? I can watch Mara and Jee if Buck's busy that day."
Maddie laughs a little. Eddie actually won't have any time for babysitting if she gets her way. "Actually, I was hoping you could help me in another way with his birthday present."
"Yeah, sure, whatever you need." Eddie agrees immediately. Maddie wonders if he'll keep that eager demeanor once she tells him what she wants.
Maddie watches Eddie for a moment, letting her eyes briefly drop to his lips when his tongue pokes out to clear away the jelly that sticks to his mustache.
"So Eddie."
"Mhm?" Eddie hums around another bite of pastry.
"Have you ever been with a man?"
tagged by @titsoutbuddie (Happy Birthdayy<333) I hope you enjoy your gift: a peek of Horny Madneddie
Chim can't help the shiver of anticipation that goes down his spine as Eddie presses even harder into his back, a whimper of disappointment escaping him when Eddie's hands disappear from his body only for all the air to suddenly leave him when a large hand wraps around his throat from behind and tugs lightly, forcing him to separate from Maddie's lips, a string of saliva connecting them for just a second longer. Maddie's hand slides free from his hair as he leans back, letting Eddie take all his weight as the sound of Maddie's heavy breathing mixes with his own.
"You seem a little distracted there Chim." Eddie murmurs into his ear teasingly. "Such a beautiful woman in your arms, yet you're so focused on the dick pressed against you that you have her doing all the work." Eddie bites down on Chim's ear, tugging it, and a whine fills the air, though Chim couldn't say if it comes from Maddie or from him. "Don't worry." Eddie says, squeezing just a bit where he's holding onto Chim's throat. "I'll take care of her for you."
Chim opens his eyes just in time to see Eddie pull Maddie closer, one big hand on the back of her head, even as Eddie keeps his other pressed firmly against Chim's throat.
"Fuck." Chim breathes as he watches Eddie suck on Maddie's tongue.
He's still pressed between them—a position he doesn't think he ever wants to move from—and part of him feels like he should be participating in some way. Reach behind himself, stroke Eddie where he sits long and deliciously thick in his underwear, maybe press sucking kisses into the soft skin of Maddie's throat, leave visible bruises high on her jaw in a way they rarely allow themselves to. He can't bring himself to move though, entranced by the wet slide of their tongues against each other and the way Eddie's mustache leaves Maddie's upper lip a little more red than it was before.
it's fingers in his mouth friday yayyyy have a fingers in his mouth snippet from my madneddie wip:)))
"I have a few ideas. A few really fun ideas." She emphasizes, rubbing their noses together. "Do you want to hear them?" She murmurs right against his lips without letting them touch.
"Please." Chim's voice is hoarse as he forces himself to not close the miniscule gap between them. Maddie smiles, a slow, syrupy, smug smile.
"I think that you want him to fuck you." She finally lets their mouths connect for just a moment swallowing down the whimper he releases. "I think you want to watch him fuck me. I think you want to feel that mustache brush all over your body." She continues in that same soft tone. "Going lower and lower." She runs her index and middle fingers down the side of his face until they're pulling at his bottom lip, her smile growing as he sucks them into his mouth without a word. "Until he's taking you in his mouth just as eagerly as you do my fingers. Doesn't that sound fun baby?"
Chim nods eagerly, moaning around her fingers, sucking down a little harder before she gently pulls them out.
"You want him to throw you around, huh? Have fun with a big strong firefighter of your own?" Maddie asks, rubbing her saliva slicked fingers over his mouth like lip gloss.
