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Episode 135, Dark Matter. Average dark mode user
pov your archivist yaps when he's stressed
MAG 135
YAYYYYYY MORE SPACE STATION :DDDDD
I love space episodea
Okay we have the angst lord over here, good lord maam
Jesus
"His imminent coming" hehehhehehehheheheheheh okay I'm mature again
Oh no evil Christians :(
"Welcome to Hades-" "WHAT THE FUCK WHERES JESUS"
Science!
Oh such bullshit the medieval Christian church was one of the main findings of science at the time this is a recent development LEARN THE SCIENCE
Edge lord goodness gracious no shit it's like kind of one of our senses
This girl must love blind people
She needs a therapist
I get it darkness superior I am Batman PLEASE GET TO THE SPACESHIP PART
YIPPEEEE SPACE
Dark matter is pretty cool you are correct
Or like, nothing is the deviation and they always were and we just knew about light first and we needed a different word for this new matter and since we can't see it and also can't see in the dark that was the word we settles on
I feel like she's using a liiiitle bit of confirmation bias
So we have an avatar of the dark evidently
Aw that's actually pretty sweet :) she gets her church :)
Oh god no don't kill the sun dumbass
Oh god nevermind they're stupid
WE NEED THAT RADIATION YOU DUMB SHITS, IT KIND OF SUSTAINS US?
Thank God she has sense
"Black star" black hole, it exists, please
OOOOH FINALLY AN EXPLINATION FOR WHY THE SPOOKY FAMILIES WERE FUNDING THE SATALITE
FUCKING WHAT
YOU TRAPPED A MAN SCARED OF THE DARK IN A BOX?
Oh my god wait so the first guy was The End, this woman is the dark
Wait hold on what was the second guy again? I forgot :(
Okay great she's a vampire I fucking guess
BLACK HOLE, YOU ARE DESCRIBING, A BLACK HOLE, YOU ARE DESCRIBING A MINIATURE BLACK HOLE, OPPOSITE TO THE SUN AND SPEWS DARK INSTEAS OF LIGHT ITS A BLACK HOLE FOR FUCKS SAKE GIRL
Fym three what about box man
BOX MAN WHERE IS HE
Box man :(
Oh no, how terribly spooky, now Jon what the fuck are your thoughts?
Yay sun still here
Timelines are bullshit anyway, become timeless, eat 3million hot dogs and become a legend
You're making small pathetic noises again Jon, why
Once again, the battle between "This character is amazing and complex and I can't blame them for their actions" and "GERTUDE FUCK YOU."
Oh Jon :(
Jon:(((
JONNNNNNN
My boy :(
"The way they look at me" ironic of you, eyeball man
But also sad Jesus Christ
My boy :(
He needs to go continue his homosexual pining
DAISY :D
I like that she's not doing police brutality anymore
Nevermind Basira
Voices are hard sometimes:(
I think basira took the police brutality from Daisy while she was stuck in the dirt
Elias you son of a whore I want you to die, come back, die again and again and again I WILL STICK YOU IN A TIME LOOP SO YOU DIE FOREVER
Low-key tempted to write a fanfiction where Elias literally just suffers a bunch in increasingly Looney Toons ass ways but described as if serious like those plotless splatterpunk books (as opposed to well written splatterpunk)
Oh great, getting Jon to fucking lick the eye
"Aurora borealis, at this time of year, in this part of the country, located in your kitchen"
FUCKING NORWAY HOLD UP
Okay guess we going to Norway with the archival gang
Wait no shit Basira don't kidnap Jon I love you but do not
I think my need to correct incorrect information took over a bit with this one, whoops, sorry folks 😀
TMA What We Know -[135]- Dark Matter
pre-statement:
[none]
--STATEMENT--
-Manuela Dominguez statement!!!! -she starts out her statement with asking Elias on behalf of Rayner to switch sides and join the Dark
-she's like the Eye's not gonna last. the Dark is where it's at!!
-Manuela's parents are very religious and once Manuela discovers the Dark, she's like lemme show you a REAL religion!! and preaches her own church right back at her parents
-Rayner asks her to build an anti-sun
-there was a fourth person on the flight!! a guy afraid of the dark locked up in a dark box
-she successfully created an anti-sun :D
post-statement:
-Dark ritual might be next. given the anti-sun that's out there.
-coffin's locked up in artifact storage
-the rest of the institute heard some kind of spooky rumor about Jon/the archives and now they all hate him
-Basira's visiting Elias again
-Elias is like 'I needed Jon to go into the coffin to make him stronger :( I need my boy nice and strong :(('
-Jon's the first ever person to climb out of the buried
-Elias confirms that there's gonna be a Dark ritual soon
-Elias put in the original phone call reporting the Callum Brodie kidnapping
-Elias is sending Basira to take Jon up to Ny-Ålesund
-"Have you ever seen the Aurora borealis? It’s lovely this time of year. It would be a shame to lose them."
get his ass, daisy!!
>be me
>in ap lang
>learn about rhetoric and practice rhetorical analysis
>relisten to mag 135 dark matter, manuela's statement
>realize that jonny writes the most amazing rhetoric ever
>go insane
That’s more like it, Manuela!
Sketches under the cut
A third Daedalus episode <3 I loved them all so far. So that's what was up with that project. No wonder the victim of the Vast didn't have any scientific output to show for it.
I feel the first one, the Lonely victim, had it the worst. And we get to hear the statement first, which made it hit extra hard.