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MAG 49 is when it is first mentioned that Elias was a stoner, TMAGP 49 is when he is a stoner

Coincidence?

Knowing how this podcast works, probably.

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Episode forty nine, The Butcher's Window. The inalienable urge in all sculptors to make a lil twisty

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MAG 62 “First Edition” review:

What the fuck is happening!!!!!! First MAG 61 and the fucking continuation of MAG 002, now we don’t only get a Gertrude tape but also it’s with fucking Mary Keay? Which means it’s connected to Jurgen Fucking Leitner. I don’t know what’s worse, her general creep factor of the fact that she confirmed that Leitner is boring.

And also the Keay family used to be a part of the Magnus Institute? To tell you the truth, I’ve always felt like all these statements were old. I keep forgetting that those like this one were recorded in modern years like 2008. It feels strange to think that all this stuff is so close together. Well, except for the Alexandria and the Cannibal one. But I’m getting off track.

I think because Keay wasn’t spooked 8 wasn’t spooked either. Doctors killing yoy is not a great thing, but not entirely unheard of. One of the greatest serial killers was a British doctor if i remember correctly. I’m just so curious as to what they do with the bodies. The original owner of the book in this one was using it for extortion, but that lady seemed to be actually dead.

Also what really was the book in the first place? I feel like I missed that bit. She did some wavy hand things an spoke aloud, she injected something into a lady who died, and she made a previous patient give her money or something to that effect. Nothing much interesting in the end.

And what’s this about the Keay family being gifted with the touch of the supernatural? From the sounds of it, they had something even before Keay did some shit with the Leitner books. All correct me if I’m wrong but she is the of lady in tattoos from MAG 4, right?

Actually, give me a second, I mgoing to look through the episodes and list all the statements I think are connneted to either the Keays or to Leitner.

MAG 4, MAG 17, MAG 23, MAG 35, MAG 46, MAG 49, possibly MAG 57, and now MAG 62. Some of these are a stretch, but I’m somewhat certain.(EDIT: I’m looking through my old reviews. Gerard Keay is mention in MAG 48!)(EDIT EDIT: all MAG 41 lol)

More often than not these tapes focused on the grandson, not Mary. Can’t remember his name these days. Well, either her grandson, or the man who ran off with the Bone Turner’s Tale. There’s still a lot about all of these people I can’t remember immediately, and likely to be a lot more in the future.

I’m giving this episode a 7 homicides out of 10 false ambulances. Would commit medical malpractice again.

Statement ends.

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Jared hopworth cannot hold down a career.

is he a BUTCHER?

is he a GYM OWNER?

is he a FARMER?

is he LIVING WITH HIS MUM AND TERRORISING LOCAL LIBRARIANS FOR FUN?

gotta hand it to him boys got variety

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im thinking maybe the guy who jared hopworth threw into the floor hole™ was meant to tell his own statement but then jonny was like no kill him instead and lets make up this snarky ass private detective whos going to hide in one of jareds massive lockers and not be found and only lose an arm

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For a Beholding avatar, someone being "a difficult man to pin down" must be the flirtiest most teasing way to be. Something that begs to be investigated and known.

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TMA What We Know -[49]- The Butcher's Window

pre-statement:

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--STATEMENT--

-not only is Jon In Character (as always) for this statement, but he's doing a slightly different accent too! idk enough about British accents to point to what's different about it, but if you're British please go listen to the start of this statement and lmk what sort of accent he's got going on here

-once again we have a statement giver who's drunk while he's giving his statement :( not a single reliable narrator in sight :(

-private investigator (<-statement giver) watches a guy who's seemingly selling drugs. <-not supernatural

-guy loses the drug briefcase, his bosses send him to "Jared" (<- boneturner?? are we getting some turned bones???)

-guy's definitely dead, private investigator is sent to find evidence of it

-Sweeney Todd reference!!! :D I am full of joy and elation :DD

-no meat in the meat store. spooky.

-he finds the dead guy!! and then he finds. jared the boneturner.

-good news, dead guy isn't dead. bad news, Jared is turning his bones.

-Jared braids this guy's ribs

-big fleshy teeth hole

-guy tries to sneak out while Jared's asleep. an ambulance wakes him up. rip private investigator.

-guy loses all the bones in his arm

-he feels his bone is still out there 'twisting in someone else's arm'

post-statement:

-Jared = boneturner

-statement giver emigrated and can't give followup

-woman who hired the private investigator gave followup, confirmed the details she knew. Martin accidentally told her too many of the spooky supernatural details. Jon's expecting her to file a complaint about it.

-notSasha's computer has 'broken' 3 times since she started working in the archives. rip notSasha, MY Sasha James would NEVER. MY Sasha is GREAT with technology

-Basira won't help them with this case but no worries, we have Tim out here seducing cops :D

-14 potential victims of Jared's boneturning

-plus the guy who officially owns the butcher shop is found dead

-Jared's still missing

SUPPLEMENTAL: -Elias became head of the institute in 1996 -previous head of the institute had that job position for 23 years (until his death). so. if the institute was founded in 1818, and each 'head of the magnus institute' serves for roughly 20-25 years,,, we can do some math with these numbers,,,, -Elias joined the institute in 1991, in artifact storage -Elias seems to know a lot about the paranormal -Elias 'Pothead' Bouchard -oh ho ho we're suspecting that Elias might have killed Gertrude to cover up the fact he used to smoke all the pot. excellent theory, 10/10, no notes

#getrude robinson: hey elias. heard you might be into....weed.#(real!)elias bouchard: oh no I can't have you telling anyone that! I might get fired!!#gertrude robinson: well well well... I might keep it a secret if you give me that cool gun you've got...#(real!)elias bouchard: no problem whatsoever! here take it!! (accidentally fires it at her 3 times because he's too high to think)#tma #the magnus archives #mag 49 #jon sims #jonathan sims #jared hopworth #jared boneturner #martin blackwood #timothy stoker #tim stoker #elias bouchard #gertrude robinson #notSasha #not sasha

...am I reading this wrong or is this bi tim confirmed??

I'M SHAKING YOUR SHOULDERS RN IS MY FAV PODCAST (distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution, non-commercial share alike 4.0 international license) CANONICALLY GAY?!?!?

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